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6-Year-Old Channels His Inner Ray Lewis
6-Year-Old Channels His Inner Ray Lewis
lastangryfan.com — I swear to God this kid is on roids. No way a normal 6-year-old can jack another kid up like that without a little “enhancement.” Just keep an eye on #36, Nyrel Sevilla, and see if you don’t believe me. BOOM! And again–BOOM! I think I feel sorry for the ... (more) 6-Year-Old Channels His Inner Ray Lewis
Inmate’s Dissing of the Dolphins Leads to a Non-Penis Penetration
Inmate’s Dissing of the Dolphins Leads to a Non-Penis Penetration
lastangryfan.com — Quick question–if you were locked up in prison with this guy, would you do anything to upset him? Me neither. But one guy took it upon himself to diss this guys beloved Dolphins, and, well, that didn’t go too well. Nope, not too well at all. This guy here is Vincent Lee, ... (more) Inmate’s Dissing of the Dolphins Leads to a Non-Penis ...
If You’re Going to Blackmail Tom Coughlin, You Might Want a Better Plan
If You’re Going to Blackmail Tom Coughlin, You Might Want a Better Plan
lastangryfan.com — I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy didn’t think this through. I mean, if you’re going to lie to try and extort money out of someone, you gotta make it at least somewhat believable. Herbert Alex Simpson of Philadelphia, is a blackmailing douchebag. Only ... (more) If You’re Going to Blackmail Tom Coughlin, You Might ...
Steelers Fan Loves His Team, Hates Puppies
Steelers Fan Loves His Team, Hates Puppies
lastangryfan.com — Look, I get that not everybody loves dogs. They slobber all over you, hump your leg at the most inopportune times, shit on your carpet, and generally make a nuisance of themselves. But every once-in-a-while, they just go too damn far, and must be dealt with swift and brutal justice.  ... (more) Steelers Fan Loves His Team, Hates Puppies
Jay Triano Cares Not For Clipboards
Jay Triano Cares Not For Clipboards
lastangryfan.com — Jay Triano is head coach of the Toronto Raptors. He’s also Canadian, which means he’s polite, slightly drunk, and full of maple syrup. But it’s apparent that he hates clipboards. Or his team’s shitty defense. Either way, watching Triano take out his ... (more) Jay Triano Cares Not For Clipboards
Just Another NFL Sunday in the Bizarro World
Just Another NFL Sunday in the Bizarro World
lastangryfan.com — If you’d have told me that a) the blacked-out Lions/Browns game would be one of the best of the day, and b) Matt Stafford and Brady Quinn would be the two best QB’s in the NFL yesterday, I would have called you a liar. A dirty, filthy liar. But it was obviously opposite day ... (more) Just Another NFL Sunday in the Bizarro World
Your Morning Wood for November 23rd
Your Morning Wood for November 23rd
lastangryfan.com — The nation got a nice shot of Devin Hester’s ass last night. He might want to consider wearing a belt next week…or not. [ Deadspin ] Bills guard Eric Wood breaks his leg in a most horrific, stomach-churning fashion. Which is too bad–he’d been the most consistent ... (more) Your Morning Wood for November 23rd
Crazy Super-Terrific NBA Cards
Crazy Super-Terrific NBA Cards
lastangryfan.com — Came across these NBA player cards based on King of Fighters, which is apparently some game for the Neo Geo Japanese gaming system. I’ve never heard of the game or the system, but remember, I still play Combat on my Atari 2600. Oh, and I’m typing this on my Commodore ... (more) Crazy Super-Terrific NBA Cards
Tampa Bay’s Steven Stamkos Scores the Goal of the Year (So Far)
Tampa Bay’s Steven Stamkos Scores the Goal of the Year (So Far)
lastangryfan.com — Steve Stamkos of the Tampa Bay Lightning is living up to his first-overall pick status. His rookie season was pretty damn good, but this year he’s really taken off. And he’s even getting consideration for Team Canada. If he keeps scoring goals like this one, he’s a ... (more) Tampa Bay’s Steven Stamkos Scores the Goal of the Year ...
Your Morning Wood for November 20th
Your Morning Wood for November 20th
lastangryfan.com — Apparently the woman in this picture thinks hockey fights are absolutely hilarious. Gary Bettman is not amused. [ The Sports Hernia Blog ] Megan Fox shows off her boner-inducing flexibility. Sports…no. Awesome…you better believe it. [ Sharapova's Thigh ] When you’re ... (more) Your Morning Wood for November 20th
Tila Tequila Claims Shawne Merriman Drugged and Slept With “Little Girls”
Tila Tequila Claims Shawne Merriman Drugged and Slept With “Little Girls”
feedproxy.google.com — Wow. That’s all I can say after watching this video. I knew this whole thing between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman would get ugly, but this is just mind-blowing. Quick backstory–this past September, MTV personality Tequila alleged that Merriman choked and physically ... (more) Tila Tequila Claims Shawne Merriman Drugged and Slept ...
Soccer Player Gets Yellow Card for Ill-Timed Fart
Soccer Player Gets Yellow Card for Ill-Timed Fart
lastangryfan.com — Call me infantile, juvenile, whatever, I love a good fart and/or a good fart story. And this falls in the latter. Soccer refs have to put up with a lot of shit–mainly whiny soccer players bitching about a call not going their way, because, well, soccer players are really ... (more) Soccer Player Gets Yellow Card for Ill-Timed Fart
Wedding Party Takes Fandom Way Too Far
Wedding Party Takes Fandom Way Too Far
lastangryfan.com — I give this marriage two, maybe two and a half years tops. While they may think that it’s clever and cute to have you and your entire wedding party wearing Baltimore Ravens jerseys, it’s not. Yes, I understand you love the Ravens. But this is your freaking wedding–and ... (more) Wedding Party Takes Fandom Way Too Far
Your Morning Wood for November 19th
Your Morning Wood for November 19th
lastangryfan.com — France cheats their way into the World Cup thanks to Thierry Henry’s handball against Ireland. Hey France, suck on my shillelagh! [ Deadspin ] Michael Strahan disagreed with Bill Belichick’s decision to go for it on 4th and 2 against the Colts. Wow, gripping, rich, and not ... (more) Your Morning Wood for November 19th
Steelers Fan Claims He Was Poisoned & Blinded at Chicago Bar
Steelers Fan Claims He Was Poisoned & Blinded at Chicago Bar
lastangryfan.com — This is a pretty scary story–and yet another example that it’s best to cheer your fave team at HOME. Going on the road to watch your team can be a dangerously reckless idea. Just ask Zack Heddinger. Heddinger is a Steelers fan, who made the trip to Chicago to watch his ... (more) Steelers Fan Claims He Was Poisoned & Blinded at Chicago Bar
San Diego Dog Lovers And Their Very Special Michael Vick Protest
San Diego Dog Lovers And Their Very Special Michael Vick Protest
lastangryfan.com — And by special I mean it was highly retarded and an incredible waste of time. The backstory–with the Philadelphia Eagles in town to play the Chargers (the Eagles lost by the way), some area dog-lovers planned a protest against Michael Vick. Their ingenious plan–have their ... (more) San Diego Dog Lovers And Their Very Special Michael Vick ...
Your Morning Wood for November 17th
Your Morning Wood for November 17th
lastangryfan.com — Arsenal soccer player to use experimental treatment on damaged ankle ligaments. And by experimental, we mean placenta juices. Ewwww. [ The Sporting Blog ] Isiah Thomas continues his ultimate failure in life. [ Deadspin ] Tiger Woods actually threw a driver into the crowd at the ... (more) Your Morning Wood for November 17th
Manny Pacquiao Starring in the Greatest Movie Ever
Manny Pacquiao Starring in the Greatest Movie Ever
lastangryfan.com — Image via FILMDRUNK After seeing this, I understand why Miguel Cotto never had a chance Saturday night. Manny Pacquiao is a fucking superhero. See what he’s doing up there–he’s fighting a giant crab. A giant fucking crab! Pacquiao is a busy dude–when ... (more) Manny Pacquiao Starring in the Greatest Movie Ever
Your Morning Wood for November 16th
Your Morning Wood for November 16th
lastangryfan.com — Titans owner Bud Adams gives the Buffalo Bills the old double bird. What a funny, old bastard Adams is. Oh, and the Titans spanked Buffalo 41-17. Double ouch. [ Sports By Brooks ] Speaking of the NFL, here’s your Monday Morning Reckoning, courtesy of Business_Socks over at Style ... (more) Your Morning Wood for November 16th
D-Bag of the Week for 15/11/09
D-Bag of the Week for 15/11/09
lastangryfan.com — I just want to say something to LeBron James (because I know he checks out this site daily)…dude, shut the fuck up and play basketball. There, now that I got that out of my system, you’re probably wondering what James did to get me so pissed, and to get himself named Douchebag ... (more) D-Bag of the Week for 15/11/09
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