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I'm Having A "Hatred Epiphany"
 
First of all, no sports talk today. The reason being that I've finally realized something that had been bothering me for the past two years. I had thought about it before, but only yesterday did I realize that it was what I had been seeking for my entire life. You see, I pretty much hate going into work everyday (like all Americans should). I used to believe that all my co-workers were just ...

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The Hump Day Hump
 
Every Wednesday, we here at The Money Shot run down some stories, that aren't "full topic worthy", in a bullet-pointed fashion. The results are delightful. This week, the "Bela Karolyi feels that this blog is getting hosed by those damn, dirty judges" Edition. Yes. Yes! YESSSSS!!!! That man is magic. And I'm sorry to see he and Rowdy Gaines go away. ***Only 8 more and you qualify for a ...

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 Thumbs Up: Brian Kelly
Thumbs Up: Brian Kelly
While I normally find it pathetic when fans cheer because a player gets injured, I couldn't help but smile for this one. This week's BIG Thumbs Up goes to the awesomeness of Brian Kelly of the vaunted Lions Defense for his Sean Taylor-esque shot on Chad Johnson. Sadly, "Future Hall of Famer" truly does deserve everything that he gets.
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 Michael Phelps: Too Ugly For Superstardom?
Michael Phelps: Too Ugly For Superstardom?
The only problem with all of this publicity for The Human Fish is that some jackass like Jeremy Schapp has posed the question that Phelps might be the best athlete of all time in any sport. It's an interesting theory and Phelps sure does have the hardware to back it up, but I just don't think that I could annoint him with that title. Let's get superficial.
Avoid These Fantasy Noid's
 
How about that, huh? A "Noid" reference. Didn't Domino's try to bring this little fucker back a few years ago? And speaking of crappy pizza, a Little Ceasar's opened up down the road from me a few months back. Disgusting. Mike Ilitch can eat a bag of dicks. Anyway, obviously it's Friday and we're still in August so it must be time to talk fantasy football again. We've discussed who the top ...

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 Is Cliff Lee The Worst?
Is Cliff Lee The Worst?
Barring some catastrophic misfortune the likes of which have never been seen before, Cliff Lee is going to win the Cy Young award in the American League. I really hate to admit that, too, because I've always felt that he sucks. The guy was pitching in Buffalo last year for God's sake! The point of today's post is to determine if Lee would be the worst recipient of the Cy Young Award since 1980.
The Hump Day Hump
 
Every Wednesday, we here at The Money Shot run down some stories, that aren't "full topic worthy", in a bullet-pointed fashion. The results are delightful. This week, the "even the Spaniards enjoy making fun of the Chinese" Edition. Pau Gasol better hope that the slant-eyes' rebuttal isn't mentioning how fucking rotten he was in the Finals this year. ***Byrd Shit is always the flavor of ...

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Thumbs Up: The Olympics
 
It's time to come clean, I lied to myself and all of you as well. I've been Michael Phelps-style screaming about my hatred for the Summer Games since, well, the Sydney Games. But, I'm kind of getting into them now that the build-up is over and the events have started. Now there are a few caveats for what I will watch. Besides basketball, I'm not paying attention to any event in which men ...

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 Hulkamania Still Runnin' Wild at 55
Hulkamania Still Runnin' Wild at 55
On this day, August 11th, 55 years ago, an American icon was born. The man, the myth, and the legend of Hulk Hogan was brought into this world. Hogan has transformed himself from a bizarre and insanely popular wrestling icon to a fanny-pack wearing, pop culture mainstay over the past decade.

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Guys That I Like...
 
How about that for a homoerotic teaser? Sorry, biters of the pillow, we aren't talking about dongs today. Instead we are continuing our discussion of fantasy football (as we discussed we would be doing each and every Friday in August). Today, I hammer out a list of guys that I like this year. Not love, because those secrets are locked away deep down in Fort Dix (right next to Fort Nuts). ...

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 Luck Had Everything To Do With It
Luck Had Everything To Do With It
It doesn't happen too often, but every once in a while, a coach or manager will make all the right moves for a few weeks and everything will come up gold. Take Clint Hurdle last year for example. He could have lit Matt Holliday on fire and the Rockies were still going to win. Sometimes, even the most insane coaches will get bailed out by the superb play of their players.

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 The Hump Day Hump
The Hump Day Hump
Every Wednesday, we here at The Money Shot run down some stories, that aren't "full topic worthy", in a bullet-pointed fashion. The results are delightful. This week, the "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of ...
The Middle Finger: Jason Giambi Part Deux
 
"They" say that all good things eventually come to an end. I'm not sure who "they" are, but they hit the nail right on the head on this sad day. In terms of cheating, baseball, and the avid fans that follow the sport, have a tendency to hold on to lifelong grudges against those who have been pegged as cheaters in the sport. It's a stain that no one can live down. No matter what you do on ...

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The Overkill Has Left Me With An Urge To Kill
 
Do you remember that episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns gets pissed at all of the media outlets for talking smack about him? So instead of changing his image in the public eye, he just buys all of the companies and controls the media in Springfield. It's all Burns, all the time. You can't watch or read anything without a pro-Monty message. Do you see where I'm going with this? If you ...

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The Top 5 Should Be...
 
Since we are entering August today and that is the month in which almost every fantasy football draft takes places, I figured that I would drop some sporadic advice on my faithful readers a couple of times this month leading up to your drafts. Whether you take it or not is a moot point; unless you have a strong desire to finish somewhere between 5th and 7th place like I do each and every ...

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 ESPN's New Hockey Analyst Is...
ESPN's New Hockey Analyst Is...
I think that ESPN needs to broaden their search to find a replacement for Barry Melrose. Instead of looking at retired players or coaches, why not rent a couple of movies or watch a few TV shows to find some new, untapped hockey experts. Here's my list of 8 people/characters that I wouldn't mind seeing be added to the ESPN family of snobby anchors:
Goodbye, K-Farn
 
I'm trying to hold back tears here, but, Kyle Farnsworth is leaving The Bronx. For some reason, the Tigers wanted him back and gave the Yankees an upgrade at catcher for their trouble. Pudge (pictured, thanking God to be getting out of Detroit) in Pinstripes for our worst bullpen pitcher not named LaTroy??? Yeah, I'll take it. Another rock solid trade for the underrated Brian Cashman. ...

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The Hump Day Hump
 
Every Wednesday, we here at The Money Shot run down some stories, that aren't "full topic worthy", in a bullet-pointed fashion. The results are delightful. This week, the "You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her, and pee" Edition. That's Cartman explaining how to get laid by the way. ***That's 456 straight days of being raped for those keeping score at home ...

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The Middle Finger: Anyone Associated With The WNBA
 
Now, I know what you're thinking, "he took last week off on The Middle Finger and now he's back mailing one in like the sick sonofabitch that he is". Not true at all. Because stupidity knows no bounds and is always free game to me. Today's topic actually pisses me off no matter how pointless and irrelevant that it may be. OK, by now we have all seen the chick brawl that took place last week ...

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The Weekend's Good, Bad, and Ugly
 
A quick rundown of the weekend's best and worst offenders from around the world of sport because I don't have anything better to write about and you haven't found a better blog to read yet: The Good: The New York Yankees - Hey Hey! What a fantastic weekend to be a Yankees fan. Well, besides being smarter and more well-informed than all other fanbases, once again we thump our chests at our ...

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