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'Sup ya'll. As I am working on the company dime this weekend most of my stuff will be at MLS Insider . I'll drop a few things here or there here but I'll be "working" until Monday. Holler.
Soccer
Major League Soccer
MLS Cup
Sing it with me y'all (to the tune of Motley Crue's pole-dancer anthem "Girls, Girls, Girls") Goals, goals, goals!
Soccer
FC Dallas
FINALLY on the ground in Seattle no thanks to 2 hours sitting on the runway upon departure (damn you crashing air traffic control computers!). I've got to run downstairs and try to catch the Galaxy arriving at the hotel but I didn't want to forget that punk rock business I mentioned earlier ...
Soccer
Seattle Sounders FC
Los Angeles Galaxy
San Jose Earthquakes
Y'all know I love Alarazboy but ......."Shake Yo Tailfeather"? Really? You gonna try and bring that back? Puffy and Murphy Lee? C'mon now. That's not even old enough to be old school yet, it's just that awkward in-between phase. Whatevs though. At least the cuts (in the editing & on ...
Soccer
This is the video for "Cousins", the first single from Vampire Weekend's upcoming Contra album. Any of you kit whores out there have a clue what club's jersey the drummer is wearing? I'd be dead curious to know.
Soccer
I'm typing this post from the rear seat of a town car on my way to the airport for MLS Cup madness 2009*. So while float over the country and plot my assault on Jet City may I suggest you listen to RSL skipper Jason Kreis talk coach stuff. Then later when my feet are back on the ground we ...
Soccer
Jason Kreis
MLS Cup
Real Salt Lake
There is a great piece over at The Original Winger; an interview with Gino Rossetti of Rossetti Architects . Get inside the head of one of the people who is shaping --somewhat literally-- how soccer is perceived in America.
Soccer
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If you'll pardon the double dip, allow me
to re-purpose something I knocked out for MLS Insider
yesterday. I got to talking to Nick Rimando for a minute and he pointed out something that I didn't think of; he basically closed out his buddy ...
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Real Talk With Nick Rimando
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The Beautiful Game
found this 30 hours agofound this
From the country that brought you “Maradona, the coach”, even greater wisdom has now conceived the Plan for Argentina to Win the World Cup™: a virtual petition demanding Messi get the perm job Maradona wore to the ’86 Final. I love this; the best people's movement since the petition to bring ...
Soccer
World Cup
Argentina
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It's on. The first ever full meeting of
the 5 Designated Players families is finally set to
happen at MLS Cup. Ives, Bruce, Adam, Beans, Dunny & the rest of the TOW crew will be posted up along with yours truly at Kells Pub from 9pm on Friday ...
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Do You Party? Do You Wanna Party With Me & My Friends?
Can I take a minute to testify? Thank you. I'm now 33 years old with little time for exercise and a penchant for rich cheeses and savory meats. It is for this very reason that I possess a body type that could be described as "rotund" and why many soccer jersey's come off like meat casing on ...
Soccer
You know how when you are really, really cold --so cold that you don't even shiver-- you just get so still that if you are not talking you might be mistaken for dead? I think that's what's going on here with Kammarman. Dude looks like he is in real pain. Somebody get that man a parka.
Soccer
Denmark
Whilst skimming the business section of the Times of London this morning (because that's what baller-assed suits such as myself do in between Powerpoint presentations and breakfasts of California Condor eggs over easy) I accidentally spit mimosa all over my keyboard when I read the following ...
Soccer
Pelé
New York Red Bulls
Tottenham Hotspur
Chelsea
Shep seems to think that Bruce Arena's performance this season is proof that the coach RBNY should hire one that they already fired. He also believes that set pieces win the game and that fly-away cuffs are the look for fall/winter 2009.
Soccer
Bruce Arena
Los Angeles Galaxy
Real Salt Lake
MLS Cup
I'm putting my money on Shalrie Joseph for MVP; as Al Hopkins says, he played out of position, scored goals and put his team in the playoffs. Who are you putting your money on?
Soccer
Shalrie Joseph
James Brown
MLS Cup
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There is something I should tell you. It
shouldn't come as a surprise but I'm cheating on
you . But it's purely professional...you understand, right baby? Just 'cause I love her doesn't mean I don't love you too.
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Day Job Update: SF is the MLS Insider
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Now this is what I'm talking 'bout. It's
very rare that we get a hot mixtape dedicated
to someone with a blue passport but BBianchi9 did us all a solid and gave Lando the flossy & glossy treatment usually reserved for Zlatan, Eto'o et al. How ...
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Landon Donovan: Can't Stop Me Now
What do you guys think? Should there be a concert effort to get the Scottish football following public behind Scotsman Stuart Holden and the U.S. at the World Cup? Or is it too hokey to play the ethnic card? Discuss.
Soccer
Stuart Holden
World Cup
Scotland
WTF is going with the Space Needle? It's a mystery...but I know the answer. I can't say right now because I would be fired --and that would so not be a good look when I am on the cusp of a trip to MLS Cup on the company dime-- but here's a peek . All will be revealed in due time though kids ...
