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slanchreport.com - 12 hours ago
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The #1 pick in the NHL draft in
2008, Tampa Bay’s Steve Stamkos has a much more
important place in the world; I recently picked him up for my fantasy hockey team where he’s been playing like gangbusters. Case in point, this super sweet goal he scored last night. It’s ...
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Stamkos Scores an Awfully Pretty Goal
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slanchreport.com - 12 hours ago
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Not content with bandmate Steve Perry providing music
for the Dodgers , Rush drummer Neil Peart has
been hired by TSN to record a new version of the Hockey Theme for their NHL broadcasts. The press release, which calls Peart “the world’s most accomplished and most-respected ...
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Neil Peart to Bring That Rush Sound to the NHL
slanchreport.com - 16 hours ago
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Anaheim (Mighty) Duck Scott Niedermeyer generously skated over
to the fans and gave away his stick the
other night, tossing it over the boards. Showing true fellowship for their fellow man, it led to a fight between two Ducks fans jousting one another for the memento. Now you can enjoy making ...
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Anaheim Fans Battle Over Who is Mightiest
slanchreport.com - 16 hours ago
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Perry Fewell, the interim Buffalo Bills head coach
shows his team the 10 commandments he has received
from high above. I am the Head Coach Thou Shall have no other coach but I; because no one else would ever want this miserable job. You shall not worship any former Pro Bowlers ...
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Let’s Just Call the New Bills Head Coach Moses
slanchreport.com - 17 hours ago
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It took 23 years before the first NFL
team went undefeated; the nascent and unwatched UFL has
had their first undefeated team in year one as SOMEHOW the Florida Tuskers managed to stay focused with all the thousands of reporters following the team. The Tuskers enter the playoffs 6-0 after two ...
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Tuskers Cap Off Perfect UFL Season — No One Notices
slanchreport.com - 17 hours ago
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They take cricket very seriously in Pakistan and
the members of the Pakistan Cricket Board are very
unhappy with Shoaib Akhtar, once one of the top players in the country. In recent months Akhtar had become rather rotund, so much so that he opted for liposuction as a means of getting back ...
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Cricket Player Opts for Lipo to Get in Shape
slanchreport.com - 17 hours ago
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While I think we can all agree that
having Oasis’ Wonderwall playing is not ideal, this clip
of a guy throwing a Frisbee off a mountain is pretty awesome. That thing goes FAR! How pissed are you though if you shank that toss? You gotta bring a couple backup ‘bees just in case ...
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Frisbee Toss Gets 22 Seconds of Hangtime
slanchreport.com - 39 hours ago
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The Lingerie Football League’s Miami Caliente are HOT,
second in their division with a 2-1 record they
are fresh off an absolute spanking of the New York Majesty 49-7. Talk about domination! [ UPI ] Posted in Awesome, Football, Hot Women Tagged: ...
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Miami Spanks NY in Latest Lingerie Football Game
slanchreport.com - 39 hours ago
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In the waning seconds of the first half
in Wednesday’s Celtics/Warriors game Kevin Garnett grabbed a rebound
and, after a nifty spin move, launched up a 75-footer. The ball was definitely still in his hands when time expired and the refs rightly waved off the basket, but that ...
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Kevin Garnett Has Some Deep Range
slanchreport.com - 39 hours ago
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On Wednesday the French national soccer team squared
off against the Irish squad in a final World
Cup qualifier, at the end of the game the French had taken a highly controversial victory. It all stems from French star striker Thierry Henry’s two accidental hand-balls which enabled him ...
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French Refuse to Surrender (For Once)
slanchreport.com - 41 hours ago
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Toronto Maple Leaf winger Colton Orr loves to
fight, when he’s on the ice you can guarantee
someone is going to get hit, and if any of his teammates needs a hand, Orr is ever-ready to throw off his gloves and mix it up. This season he already has 7 fights notched on his belt and has 59 ...
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Colton Orr Knocks Some Fools Around
slanchreport.com - 41 hours ago
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With his 5th championship wrapped up, Derek Jeter
jetted off to St. Barts for a deserved vacation;
while he should have traveled alone, he opted instead to bring his girlfriend, Minka Kelly with him as well. Doesn’t he know that she is supposed to be with me and not him? The two ...
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Jeter and Minka Take a Vacation Together
slanchreport.com - 2 days ago
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This female West Virginia fan looks like she
packed a few too many away during the tailgating
and now, as the Mountaineers take on Clemson on the field she starts throwing some game at a fat middle-aged dude. Looks like someone is suffering from Fat-Father Syndrome ! Posted in College, ...
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Drunk and Crazy is the Only Way to Watch College Football
I love crowd shots where you see unhappy fans; providing of course that I am not rooting for one of those sad-inducing teams. Here is an especially displeased University of South Carolina fan putting the cock in Game Cocks as a slew of Florida fans around him celebrate.
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slanchreport.com - 2 days ago
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One summer at camp we were playing dodgeball,
campers vs. counselors; it being a sports camp nearly
everyone was very athletic (with me as an obvious exception) — or at least as athletic as teenage Jews can be — particularly the counselors. With great glee I ran towards a loose ...
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Kid Sues School Over Dodgeball Mishap
slanchreport.com - 2 days ago
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That’s what she said. The horse! I want
to put my money down for a night of
fun with her, I just hope she has the endurance for it. Posted in Awesome, Baseball Tagged: Horse Racing, That's Whatshesaid
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Ride it Hard and Go to the Whip as Necessary
slanchreport.com - 2 days ago
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In a stunning near-unanimous voice, the BBWAA actually
looked past win totals in order to award the
AL Cy Young to the rightful winner, Zack Greinke. The 26-year-old ace, who briefly left the Kansas City Royals several years ago after battling Social Anxiety Disorder was absolutely the best ...
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Zack Greinke is Having the Best Week Ever
slanchreport.com - 2 days ago
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One second Stuart Tinner was sitting in the
stands watching the St. Albans, UK-based Saracens rugby club
against South Africa at London’s famed Wembley Stadium, and the next he’s won $420,000 and everything in his life changes. The 24-year-old who plays a bit of rugby for a local ...
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“This is the Second Best Day of My Life”
slanchreport.com - 2 days ago
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Sammy Sosa has no sense of humor; or
at least that’s what Enrique Santos — a radio
DJ and the self-declared King of All Spanglish Media — claims after he was unceremoniously banned from Sosa’s birthday party before he even made it through the doors for showing up in ...
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DJ Shows Up in Brown-Face to Sammy Sosa’s Birthday
slanchreport.com - 2 days ago
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Henrik Andersen was excited, he’d just scored his
first goal of the season for his Swedish hockey
team, Leksand, and so he jumped with joy. Unluckily for him, his jump took him against the boards and the forward hit a piece of the glass that was loose and POOF, like that, he’s ...
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Jumping For Joy Can Be Dangerous
