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I tried really hard to like wearing silk boxers, the fabric obviously feels wonderful against one’s nether regions but no matter how hard I tried to avoid it invariably, wedgie after wedgie would ensue. Something about the way they are made led to them always riding up my ass, not the ...
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At long last the ski and snowboard season is coming back upon us. Sure summer is fun with all the nice weather and BBQs, not to mention the joy that is sun dresses, but winter is when men are forged. Schussing and shredding down a mountain is the best, a feeling unlike anything else and one ...
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At long last, at least for this week, the links for the weekend return! Enjoy!
This is the Halloween costume for parents who either have a great sense of humor or really hate their kids.
Minka Kelly on site for a GQ photoshoot and a nip slip? Um, yes please. (NSFW)
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The playoffs always feature some interesting t-shirt designs
from fans. Usually the shirts are a little crude
(see “Jeter Sucks A-Rod”) or overconfident, but they are made by fans so that makes sense. On the other hand, for a franchise, ...
Langdon Perry, a conservative talking-head radio host in Minneapolis on KTLK offered up an interesting tidbit of opinion during his Wednesday radio show. While talking with a caller about education issues Perry and his co-host, Chris Baker, seamlessly segued from education to diseases and then ...
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Dusty Baker has had some big league success,
taking the Cubs and Giants to NLCS in back-to-back
years, although along the way he destroyed the careers and arms of Mark Prior and Kerry Wood. Since then he’s been a truly AWFUL analyst on ESPN ...
Sarah Spain is a Chicago area sports fan who has received some publicity in the past for selling a date with herself to get Bears Super Bowl tickets has come up with a new solution to finally ending the Cubs’ long streak of futility. She’s going to rail Steve Bartman. While ...
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Clint Malarchuk currently works as a goalie coach for the Columbus Blue Jackets but he is most famous for a 1989 game with the Buffalo Sabres when he had his throat slashed with a skate while playing in net. The other day, after a tough day shooting rabbits with a rifle Malarchuk had another ...
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As a means to dispel some bad spirits and help their team win a soccer match, 16 members of the second division Midland Portland Cement team in Zimbabwe went swimming in the Zambezi river while in the resort city of Victoria Falls. Nothing too extraordinary there, a nice show of team unity if ...
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Again, not so much a pure sports story, but hey, this is just damn neat and I’m willing to say requires athletic ability. So for everyone who ever dreamed of taking the swing so high that it flips all the way around, here is the video for you. And if you didn’t think about that ...
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Courtesy of the Courier-Journal, servicing the fine folk of Louisville, Kentucky and southern Illinois comes this headline regarding my favorite sporting event of them all, high school girls golf. The story itself isn’t that exciting but some headline writer made himself very satisfied ...
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From our friends across the pond come this delightful PSA regarding awareness, brought to us courtesy of reader, the roomate. Them Brits got a good sense of humor.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Awareness, Cycling, England, PSA
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Merritt Paulson is the 28 year old co-owner
of the Portland Beavers, the Triple-A affiliate of the
San Diego Padres and he’s working very hard to try and bring an MLS franchise to the Portland area . In order to do that, he wants to renovate ...
Normally I don’t like posting these type of ad promos but this Adidas commercial is pretty damn dope. With the NBA season opener coming upon us, it can’t hurt to start thinking about basketball once more. I would LOVE to be at this kind of pickup game, where all the players ...
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Dwight Howard
Kevin Garnett
This has nothing to do with sports but I just can’t get over how incredibly amazing these photos are. They are part of an exhibition from photographer Yann Arthus-Bertrand entitled “Earth From Above” that will be coming to NYC in May and then will travel further around the ...
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He may make 4.375 million this past season but that doesn’t mean he don’t like a bargain. Here is Jose Reyes and his wife Katherine– looking significantly less horse-ish too –picking up some bulk diapers and other household items. Look he buys Charmin, just like me! ...
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Posted in Baseball, Boston Tagged: ALCS, ALDS, Boston Red Sox
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Sometimes after a hard-fought football game tensions are still high. How can they not be, as men vie against one another in the trenches in hand-to-hand combat, putting their bodies on the line in order to try and contain that little pigskin. So it is no wonder that even after the final ...
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Cristiano Ronaldo has had his off-season foibles, first there was the reports about his newest girlfriend actually being a hooker , albeit a high-priced one, (the man has class after all) and now a Colombian soap actress is saying she rejected his advances because he came off as gay .
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What, you thought now that the Olympics were long past that you would no longer be haunted by the awkward grin of Michael Phelps? Nope! He’s America’s darling, and he’s apparently moved on from my future g/f Stephanie Rice to his own new darling, Nicole Johnson a runner-up ...
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Rays Fans Meet Hubris, Hubris Rays Fans