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She loves the bare, the withered tree; She walks the sodden pasture lane.
The hiatus begins: The Soxaholix will return in December.  
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We can't wish them away
In his penthouse lair, Marty and a friend enjoy the spoils of victory … Marty: I know, I know it is eminently satisfying.   Marty: Order has returned to the universe.    ...
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The devil and idle hands
Doug: Nah, nobody here is talking about the Red Sox right now. It's the fallow period.   Doug: Yep.   Doug: Oh, you know me.   Doug:  ...
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Going fallow
Rider on Green Line: Hart here on life's long trolley ride.   Rider on Green Line: "Next stop [garbled] ... [garbled] next stop."   Rider on Green Line: So over ...
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In the books
Susan: Congratulations to the 2009 New York Yankees.   Susan: World Series Champions!   Susan: May you all get cancah of the balls.  
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Palustral Park
Bill: You know we bitch about the Pink Hat fans, the bandwagon fans, the guy-on-a-cellphone fans...   Bill: But seriously the worst, simply the worst fan of all is the turncoat fan .    ...
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My timing is off
Your omniscient author in absentia: It's only an hour, but doesn't matter if we're springing ahead or falling back, the hour diff frigs up my routine. And my creativity is inextricably tied to my routine. So nothing for you today.  
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Technically, this is a "hiatus"
Lisa the Temp: Welcome the Peeps Republic of Lisa with your host, Jackety Jane.   Lisa the Temp: Oh, yes, peeps, Lisa the Temp knows all .   Lisa the ...
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Circle disses Lisa? Oh no she di'int. (Oh, yes, she did.)
Mike: Heh. Lisa the Temp has another bowl of interesting goodies on her desk today.   Susan/Circle: What the frig is a "Lisa the Temp"?   Mike: Aw, c'mon, ...
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Lisa is settling in
Lisa the Temp: OK, here's another Lisaism for you, peeps.   Lisa the Temp: When I was in temp training...   Lisa the Temp: Yes, temp training, peeps. They have schools for ...
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The omnipresent temp
Lisa the Temp: OK, peeps, Lisa wants and Lisa needs an Aeron chair .   Lisa the Temp: You know what I'm talking about. Make it happen .    ...
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The crows are roosting
Unknown Yankees fan: And this morning a whole world is grateful...   Unknown Yankees fan: For a World Series without the Yankees is not really much of a thing at all, is it?    ...
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