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By not penning an unshitty thought, New York Knicks fans know Mike Lupica doesn't care about them
Throw on your khakis and argyle socks, it's time for a ride down squirrel dick lane. You'll particularly enjoy the part where an out-of-touch Lupica talks to the one alleged Knicks fan he knows -- a guy who awkwardly dresses...
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Eli Manning just hoping to avoid breast examination this Sunday
Yes, the heated and often emotional search for a flattering picture of Eli Manning trucks on. The search is now well into year 28. That is no way depressing.
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Beetlejuice and Bam Morris now running the WFAN switchboard
Under the apparent new WFAN guidelines, don't be surprised to soon hear a caller play Weird Al's "George Of The Jungle" in it's entirety.
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Update: Hockey violence still laugh-out-loud funny
Tupperware party? Stationary party? Hell and No. Give this woman two hockey players beating the living piss out of each other and all is right in the world.
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The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 8
This week's installment of The Sports Hernia Show does an impressive swan dive into the intriguing Cleveland Browns mess while wondering when Buddy Ryan will give his weeping son an uppercut. We also look at the Larry Johnson/Bengals nuptials, Melky...
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Emotional Dirk Nowitzki wins imaginary marathon
Nothing changes an average game like Betting Online . When you have a stake in the outcome of a contest, a typical match can become a memorable event. One might say that it's even more fun than a sports hernia... and you could come away with some extra cash! The only better feeling than winning ...
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Ric Flair now playing hungover sewer rat in real life
Oh, almost forgot -- Ric Flair attacked Hulk Hogan and whipped reporters with his belt at a press conference in Australia. Same old, same old. Hulk Hogan Bloodied at Press Conference w/ Ric Flair [Bob's Blitz]
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If you didn't think frayed Jorts completed The Bill, you'd be wrong
This must be Bill Belichick's perverse way of punishing himself for Sunday's loss, although he always seems to be trapped in a self-induced punishment regardless of the outcome. Perhaps this is The Bill just hanging onto his Nashville roots.
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Mike Francesa confirms Knicks will lure free agents "Because Da City Is New Yawk"
But da city ain't New Yawk without Big Mikey. Embrace it, embrace him. Guy is a masterfully skilled chameleon. Mike Francesa Is The Emperor Of New York [Tirico Suave]
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Breaking: Steve Phillips may have trouble finding next gig
The New York Daily News ran a compelling piece yesterday hinting that former ESPN anal analyst Steve Phillips may be facing "bleak job prospects" when he attempts to claw his way back into the sports world. It took some long...
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State of Cleveland Browns succinctly summed up in one single picture
When you can bench press an entire family of uncooperative hippos but look like this when you play football, you are most likely the quarterback of Eric Mangini's Cleveland Browns.
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Ghost of Christmas Past fined $250,000 for flipping double-barrel bird
Bud Adams Gives the Finger at Game, Fined $250,000 [Gather.com]
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Jets and Raider fans finally joust without knives, successfully dispel fanbase stereotypes
Jets-Raiders Chick Fight Because Of The Face Kick [Busted Coverage]
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Catching Up With Jimmy Clausen
Last year we had the chance to sit down and chat with Notre Dame's Jimmy Clausen, but after a quick start to the 2009 season and some early Heisman hype, we were forced to take a number on our follow-up...
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Bill Belichick literally melts down in Indianapolis
Not since catching Charlie Weis with ice packs under each of his tits has Bill Belichick appeared so regretful and horrified.
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Matt Millen's football announcing wizardry overshadowed by bashful pinky
Matt Millen's football announcing wizardry overshadowed by bashful pinky Matt-Millen-NFL-Network Posted on Friday, November 13, 2009 at 10:46 AM in Football | Permalink
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Hornets fire Scott, name Overweight Sargent Slaughter Businessman as replacement
Hornets fire coach Byron Scott, GM Bower assumes duties [USA Today]
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Report: No one gives a shit
That'll be enough there, Seabass. Time to go play paddycake with the One Man Gang's tits.
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ESPN's latest poll finally solves heated Gold Glove debate
While "A lot" and "A little" are both intriguing, punchy answers, we think "Kind of, but sometimes yup not really, nah" deftly captures the spirit of the progressively retarded Gold Glove award. Are Gold Gloves Meaningless Awards? [ESPN]
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Captivating GM meetings just moments away from breaking into AL vs. NL tickle fight
Captivating GM meetings just moments away from breaking into AL vs. NL tickle fight GM-Meetings-Chicago Posted on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at 12:11 PM in Baseball | Permalink
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