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Desperate Ichiro spotted trying to escape
 
Desperate Ichiro spotted trying to escape Ichiro_tries_escaping_seattle Posted on Wed, Jul 23 at 02:15 PM in Baseball | Permalink

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Mahorn oddly chooses to Merengue during Palace brawl
 
Let's Play The Feud: The WNBA Edition (Awful Announcing) The sly Barney Coopersmith in action (YouTube)

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What you didn't hear about Louis Albano's birthday bash
 
Legendary wrestling manager Captain Louis Albano celebrated his 75th birthday Sunday night and in appropriate rowdy fashion, fists and beer bottles were thrown, and the inevitable laundry list of assault charges were filed against former mediocre wrestler, Jim "Sandman" Fullington....

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Yao channels Cobra: "Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot"
 
"I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a possession... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you." Other than this rare, out-of-character Stallone moment for Yao, along with his new penchant for purring like a cat, all reports...

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 Jarryd Bayless publicity shot likely to blow your mind
Jarryd Bayless publicity shot likely to blow your mind
This imaginative, abstract photo of Blazers first round pick Jarryd Bayless has us wondering what direction the NBA is headed with these publicity shots. They've certainly taken it up a notch here in terms of creativity and certainly have us...
Comets mascot Haley strikes unexpected awkward boner
 
Even the Monarchs stunned mascot, Monty, is understandably beyond horrified.

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 Lucky 10-year old racing puppet meets Tom Cruise
Lucky 10-year old racing puppet meets Tom Cruise
We're willing to put anything down that this puppet sounds exactly like the Lucky Charms pitchman, Lucky the Leprechaun.

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NBA needs more Bol, Barkley, Mahorn
 
The best part is Barkley, who simply cannot hold in the laughter as he gets closer and closer to that third lid.

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 Elfish dork literally feeds off buzz of the crowd
Elfish dork literally feeds off buzz of the crowd
Last night Bob Costas chimed in with a "Hey, it's me, Joe six-pack" comment during HBO's Town Hall meeting on baseball when he resoundingly encouraged the argument that if us zany sports fans are the one's footing the taxes for...
Ryan Braun...
 
... is hopefully sweating out the alcohol after a late night at Flashdancers ... kissed a girl, and he liked it ... kissed a guy, and is scared because he liked it ... is sweating because Pujols, Zambrano and Berkman...

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Rumors as to why A-Rod left All-Star game early
 
One of the hometown all-stars who started last night's game was Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. The self-tanning slugger was gracious enough to hang around for a whole five innings before putting on his suit and conducting postgame interviews, just...

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 Ken Rosensquirrel, frequent pop-up guy
Ken Rosensquirrel, frequent pop-up guy
Fox's Ken Rosensquirrel, former star of Dorf on Golf, continued his frequent jack-in-the-box pop-up antics during last night's MLB All-Star game, springing from the camera pit to spew various trade reports and rumor mill-type material while generally ...
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 Paplebon, Wow, F**k Off
Paplebon, Wow, F**k Off
There is dumb and there is stupid, then there is out of your mind retarded, and Jonathon Paplebon, you certainly win the prize there, so FUCK YOU, you fucking moron. Your latest quotes about closing the all-star game are some...
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 Chase Utley, New Yorker at heart
Chase Utley, New Yorker at heart
If Utley ends up winning the home run derby there's little doubt he'll give the 'suck it' sign to the adoring crowd and then shoot bottle rockets out of his ass, towards the general vicinity of the upper deck.
Stephen A. Smith wins Hernia immunity for one week
 
Around the halfway mark of the video is when Hernia writers began doing the Merton Hanks chicken dance and neighborhood dogs began barking wildly. What an improbable allegiance, at least for a week. Stephen A. Smith Loses His Mind On...

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 ESPN acknowledges Shea's greatest baseball moments
ESPN acknowledges Shea's greatest baseball moments
While this graphic was displayed during the Mets victory last night, John Miller said, "most of the great moments at Shea don't even involve baseball at all." Awesome, nice to hear everyone shares the same affinity for Shea and are...
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 Guy who might be in your shore house invades PGA Tour
Guy who might be in your shore house invades PGA Tour
Eric_axley_pga_tour How was this guy even allowed on the course with gel in his hair? It should be parted on the side and completely dry. And his shirt is an outrage, somebody needs to take him to Nordstrom immediately.

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 Red Sox Nation reaches pivotal 'total shitshow' status
Red Sox Nation reaches pivotal 'total shitshow' status
If this song doesn't make you want to staple your feet to a Wile E. Coyote missile and go for a ride, we commend you. The only somewhat amusing part is A-Rod's animated bat, which appears to get an impressive...
Wild Scottish Open teetering on mass mayhem
 
No, no, no, I'm afraid the correct answer is 'who gives a sheeet'. On the other hand, the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic appears to be heroic.

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Stupid cyclist mistaken for flamboyant loaf of Wonderbread
 
Stupid cyclist mistaken for flamboyant loaf of Wonderbread

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