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Given the amazing action we've seen in John
Kruk's hair this season, from the Giambi/Melrose mullet to
the infamous 'perm jailbreak' , it's obvious he's stuck in a dreadful slump suffering from what many believe to be a " low flow " shower head. This ...
The rumored Mel Kiper-Todd McShay hair swap gained
some serious steam earlier this evening as the post
we did Saturday afternoon was shown and shockingly discussed on SportsCenter by both amused hair swapping parties along with mediating anchor, Mike ...
Charles Barkley Rick Mahorn - Thump 'N Bump
This was clearly the inspiration to Shake Bake in
the movie Talladega Nights. But our question is, who is Thump and who is Bump? Or maybe they meant it to be Thumb...
Upon hearing the news of Jeremy Roenick announcing
his retirement, we couldn't help but look back to
the key moment of his career, the moment that truly put the center for the Blackhawks on the map. Yes, we're talking about NHL '94 on Sega Genesis. Roenick was a beast in every sense of the word, nearly impossible to take down, dished out murderous body checks and flashed a one-timer that ...
(amazing side-by-side of the two) "Mmm, yeah Rex,
if you could just go ahead and tell me
the best way to throw this pick, mmm yeah, that would be great." "Mmm, yeah Rex, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to not come in on Sunday anymore, mmm yeah."
Part 2 of the sport caricature t-shirt review.
A classic Larry Bird shirt is the first review
in this installment....
What is going on here, did one of
Stern's street soldiers zap Rondo's head with a shrinking
gun or has Michelle Tafoya's head just turned into a tremendous explosion of auburn lettuce? My god, you could fit nine Rondo heads...
Inspired by Sports Illustrated's running piece on Dream
Teams, the NBA specifically, we decided to create dream
team's of our own, breaking it down by decade, starting with the All 1980's Team. Important note: intangibles are just important as any statistic. Manute_bol_dominant_2 C - Manute Bol, 8'9, 103lbs. - Honored for redefining the center position forever, Bol's ability...
Hilarious update to the power of Chris Kaman's
balls (continued from the stunning display by Reggie Evans
last season)
The lovely producers of Baseball Tonight were nice
enough to bring us a special, technologically advanced segment
of 'Point-Counterpoint' aka 'Creep the Living Hell out of the Viewer' where Steve Phillips interacts with himself. Here are the ...
Eerily similar to Newman's "Kramer turkey" fantasy, although
somehow twice as creepy.
Coach Knight regrettably spent the majority of the
show sitting in this catatonic position, though would occasionally
reach out and instinctively catch tennis balls thrown by producers.
With the NHL Draft making it's way to
prime time this year, it is almost certain to
be packed with huge talent, surprising trades, blindsiding twists and heartwrenching trials. To prepare you for this La-Z-Boy rollercoaster ride, the Sports Hernia offers these insightful tips...
With four home runs in twenty-one at-bats, Shelley
Duncan is swinging a dangerous bat for the Yankees
and an even more vicious "Bash Brothers" forearm celebration bump in the dugout. While some teammates seem to be enjoying it, others are fearing for their lives. "One of these day, he going to kill to Robbie," said Melky Cabrera, Cano's best friend on the team. "You see Shelley face? He look...
Mark Cuban's debut on Dancing with the Stars
left many thirsting for more as he sang along
to the song he danced to while flashing devastating moves and the more than occasional flash-of-the-tongue, seemingly paying tribute to a drunk, white, ...
Andris Biedrins in a post game press conference,
discussing the amazing feat Biedrins proudly displays the two
game balls he was awarded for the unheard of hair accomplishment **** And now, a look back at Biedrins before the vindicating gel years.... ...
At right is charismatic assistant coach for the
Sacramento Monarchs Steve Schuman who, we think voluntarily, partook
in yesterday's WNBA media day festivities at Arco Arena. As you can see, it was quite a day for Steve indeed. You certainly...
Celtics_fan_with_victory_toupee It's quite possible that the stoic man
in the center, the one wearing the convincing Eric
Byrnes toupee, is actually Bob Uecker's brother and the mortified guy on the left is Uecker''s old announcing partner from ...
All I have to say is Georghe Muresan,
Kurt Rambis, Popeye Jones, Paul Mokeski, and Chris Kaman.
Nothing else said will do this post justice












Kruk's hair stuck in a monsterous slump