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Good night: The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
thetwolinepass.com — The Lead How you know Toronto had a bad night: they lost to Carolina 5-4 in a shootout. No, it’s true! I’m not enough of a masochist to actually sit down and watch a game between the two worst teams in the NHL (and besides I was already planning on subjecting myself to the ... (more) Good night: The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
Good night: I hate to have to do this
thetwolinepass.com — The Lead It physically pains me a great deal to write what I’m about to write, so if this post just cuts off at some point, please call 9-1-1 and send them to my place because I have almost certainly gone into anaphylactic shock after having an allergic reaction to believing what I ... (more) Good night: I hate to have to do this
Good night: Matt Bradley will actually kill you
thetwolinepass.com — The Lead Yes, yes, Alex Ovechkin returned to the Washington Capitals lineup tonight and, him being the no-talent bum that he is, it took him over 15 minutes of game time to score a goal! What a stiff. Ovechkin celebrated his return by letting Matt Bradley be the baddest-assed dude on the ... (more) Good night: Matt Bradley will actually kill you
Good night: Andy Murray: Coaching Supergenius
Good night: Andy Murray: Coaching Supergenius
thetwolinepass.com — The Lead Andy Murray knows a lot about hockey. You can go ahead and ask him about that sometime. Maybe you haven’t heard about how Andy Murray gets things done. Getting a team with a ludicrous amount of injuries to key players into the playoffs last year? Yeah, that’s him.  ... (more) Good night: Andy Murray: Coaching Supergenius
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you guys
thetwolinepass.com — I startws a new job this week so I probably won’t write any Good Nights while I adjust to the new hours. This is mainly because I’ll be falling asleep at 8 p.m. like an elderly woman (plus 5:45 a.m. comes quick to those of us who, like me, are accustomed to going to bed at 4:30 ... (more) Oh yeah I forgot to tell you guys

A pretty decent post at Puck Daddy?
thetwolinepass.com — Believe it, baby ! The post was originally titled “Oh no, it’s a moral conundrum,” but I guess that was a reference that no one besides me and like three other people would get. (more) A pretty decent post at Puck Daddy?

Good night: Oh those Avs have done it again!
thetwolinepass.com — The Lead Well, the Avs did it again tonight and all you doubters can just go ahead and groove on that. We all heard the talk at the beginning of the year; about how they’d finish dead last in the West, how there wasn’t anyone on the team that was any good and how you ... (more) Good night: Oh those Avs have done it again!
Good night: Uhhh, Bruce?
Good night: Uhhh, Bruce?
thetwolinepass.com — The Lead So tonight the Flyers are beating the Caps by two late in the second period, right, And Philly’s a pretty good team with depth at pretty much every position and they’re not exactly wont to give up leads. But the Caps had it figured out from the get-go: put your three ... (more) Good night: Uhhh, Bruce?
Good night: Haters gonna hate
Good night: Haters gonna hate
thetwolinepass.com — The Lead Lock up your daughters, National Hockey League, because the real Toronto Maple Leafs are finally here and ready to get them all pregnant. The Leafs, losers of something like 1,782 in a row (only one went down as an overtime loss), skulked their way into the Honda Center to play ... (more) Good night: Haters gonna hate
A new WWL? You betcha
thetwolinepass.com — Just in case some of you were wondering just what your particular levels of outrage should be re: this weekend’s plethora of dirty hits (and I didn’t get into the slewfoot), this is what I hope will be a handy guide . Best of luck to you all! (more) A new WWL? You betcha