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Monday Afternoon Hangover
Back for the 2008 NFL season, it's the Monday Afternoon Hangover. We'll be recapping all the action from this weekend in the NFL, so pop a couple Excedrin and fight off those beer shits as we get things underway. Even with a ton of close calls and last-second wins this week, the majority of ...
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E-Claire's Kollege Kegger
Crack open a beer...Because college football season is officially underway! So each week, I will (attempt) to recap the best - and the worst - games for you in quick and easy fashion...Much like your girlfriend at a frat party...Zing! Premium games on tap ... No. 5 Texas def. No. 1 ...
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TMS Beer Project: Mojave Gold
With the name Saloon included in our moniker, one could surmise that we here at TMS like to drinky drinky. One that would make such an assumption would be correct, thereby throwing out the whole, 'when you assume you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me' bullshit. We also like to plagiarize each ...
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Eulogies for the Eliminated Part 3
Dearly Beloved, Today we are gather once again for our weekly burials. This week however our time together is more personal. For today we bury the hopes and dreams of an entire city. A city that has inspired hope, been audacious enough to dream, yet has been prematurely taken from us. So ...
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Link Bulimia
Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to ...
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Celebrity NFL Picks with The Prophet Joseph Smith
The 2008 NFL season is finally upon us and in the tradition of the Wrigley 7th inning stretch, TMS will bring in B-list celebrities none of you have heard of to provide NFL picks. Last week insane former newsman Dan Rather went 9-5. His folksly homespun charm did a nice job of sweeping John ...
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Ronald McDonald Handicaps Things
We caught up with a drunken Ronald McDonald, makeup smeared and breath reeking of cheap gin, outside of a IHOP in Peoria. He was with a whore. We asked him if he would answer a few questions and handicap various competitions. He stuck with the script for a short time before derailing ...
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LoserPoet Cinema: Appaloosa
Appaloosa I'm a big fan of Westerns and I had already read the book, so this was a no-brainer for me. I was further intrigued when I read that Ed Harris had fallen in love with the book while on vacation and had immediately purchased the rights. In my estimation, Ed Harris is one of the ...
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Losers.
In keeping with the dying dregs of the baseball talk around these parts, I thought it best to look one final time (at least I think it's the final time, depending on whatever posts follow this week) at our Cubs, in the hopes that I can bring myself some closure to the Summer of 2008. It had ...
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TMS Bookworm: Sports Books
We're back again with another TMS Bookworm. Every so often, we feel the need to flex our intellectual muscles and let you know that we still kick it old school by (gasp!) reading books. Today we're taking a look at sport-specific books, where the subjects deal with, uh...sports. Biographies ...
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The Life And Times Of An Average Cubs Fan
I'm not here to beat a dead horse. Yes, the Cubs got swept out of the playoffs for the second consecutive year. I'm not going to re-hash what should have happened, what could have been done differently, who came up short, etc. I'm not going to play the guessing game that is "Who Will/Won't ...
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Monday Afternoon Hangover
Back for the 2008 NFL season, it's the Monday Afternoon Hangover. We'll be recapping all the action from this weekend in the NFL, so pop a couple Excedrin and fight off those beer shits as we get things underway. Feeling a bit intellectual today? Well too bad, because we're doing this haiku ...
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E-Claire's Kollege Kegger
Crack open a beer...Because college football season is officially underway! So each week, I will (attempt) to recap the best - and the worst - games for you in quick and easy fashion...Much like your girlfriend at a frat party...Zing! Premium games on tap ...(The haiku edition): When Daft ...
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It's (not) Gonna Happen: The Aftermath
Most of us Cubs fans were pretty much shellshocked once the final out of Game 3 came down. This wasn't how it was supposed to end.
Game 3: The View from Loneywood
First, condolences. I have many friends and love ones who root for the Cubs and have no desire to see you go through this year in and year out. My own father is a long suffering Cubbie from the North Side. I had the advantage of growing up within ear shot of Vin Scully though, and if you can ...
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Three and Out Part Deux
Well, here we are again. Exactly where we were a year ago. Three and done to an NL West team. Once again, no offense does the Cubs in. So, we pack up our baseball dreams for another off-season and wonder just what the fuck went wrong. There's tears to be shed, teeth to gnash, and axes to ...
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
OJ SIMPSON FOUND GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES IN NEVADA Just minutes after checking in with TMS from Los Angeles, ESPN broke the news that OJ Simpson has been found guilty of 12 counts of robbery/kidnapping. OJ has released the following statement. "Shit." OJ also informed me that since ...
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OJ Simpson's Low Down Dirty Shame
Whaaaaaaaaat's crackulatin ? It's Friday night, and your boy OJ's gettin ' his drink on. It's been kind of a long week for The Juice. Today, I celebrated the 13 year anniversary of getting away with murder being found 'not guilty' for 2 killings that I'm pretty sure I didn't even do. I ...
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