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Mike Francesa Lends Voice To “The Blindside” Trailer
Big Mikey’s talent has no ceiling, folks.
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Bong Hits On Mike’d Up
John from Wayne, NJ — John Wayne — called up Big Mikey’s show this afternoon. In between a mindless point about batting Nick Swisher second, someone very close to John Wayne took a healthy bong hit. Big Mikey looked up, secretly wondering if it was the start of another bout with explosive ...
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Zack Greinke Takes Home Cy Young Award For Stat Geeks Everywhere
You know how occasionally some crotchety old baseball writer or one of the idiots on Around The Horn will pad their insipid argument with something along the lines of “Players don’t care about these newfangled stats. They just want to go out there every five days and throw strikes. ...
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Ray Lewis To Take A Stab At Solving America’s Unemployment Crisis
Ray Lewis To Take A Stab At Solving America’s Unemployment Crisis
tiricosuave.com — Returning to his childhood home for Cleveland’s Brownout against Baltimore, MNF announcer Jon Gruden was a little out of sorts. While I didn’t record all of Gruden’s loose-lipped quips, I managed to archive the following nugget. For ... (more) Ray Lewis To Take A Stab At Solving America’s ...
In Lieu Of [i]Actual[/i] Football, ESPN Goes With Jon Gruden’s Cave Wall Doodles
In Lieu Of [i]Actual[/i] Football, ESPN Goes With Jon Gruden’s Cave Wall Doodles
tiricosuave.com — If you are unable to read Jon Gruden’s penmanship, allow me to translate it. you are my favorit team could you please send me som autagraphed pictures of the team The Suave got its hands on a simmiliar letter that a young Brady Quinn sent to ... (more) In Lieu Of [i]Actual[/i] Football, ESPN Goes With Jon ...
Brandon Jennings, Mea Culpa
Sometimes I say dumb things. This is one of those instances: I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. ...
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Starbury Unloads On New York’s Ink-Stained Wretches
Apparently, Stephon went on a newspaper-buying spree this afternoon. He offered commentary on a few choice writers: And everyone said the newspaper industry was dying! HA!
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Lil’ Jovi, Erin Andrews And Rutgers Football
Lil’ Jovi, Erin Andrews And Rutgers Football
tiricosuave.com — America was introduced to this Rutgers/Bon Jovi fan — imagine that! — on YouTube last year. Well, ESPN ventured into Piscataway last night for the Scarlet Knights’ matchup against USF and tracked down Lil’ Jovi. They took the boy from out ... (more) Lil’ Jovi, Erin Andrews And Rutgers Football
Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence For A Former Nebraska Running Back
Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence For A Former Nebraska Running Back
tiricosuave.com — When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we’ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding ... (more) Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence ...
Mike Francesa’s Jay-Z Obsession Confirmed
Mike Francesa’s Jay-Z Obsession Confirmed
tiricosuave.com — As I predicted in yesterday’s helping of Francesa fun, Big Mikey has, in fact, been listening to Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” on repeat. He admitted as much during this afternoon’s show. Evidence: In true Francesa ... (more) Mike Francesa’s Jay-Z Obsession Confirmed
Knicks Certifiably Unwatchable
As you can see, not much has changed in New Yawk. I can’t wait for Lebron to tear his ACL in the 2010 season-opener against the Nets. Yeah, this almost-decade has been that bad. Photo via the notorious TMF.com.
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Mike Francesa Is The Emperor Of New York
Mike Francesa Is The Emperor Of New York
tiricosuave.com — Big Mikey decided to opine on the Knicks during today’s show. Considering he hasn’t watched a Knicks game since 1999, it was a peculiar direction to take the program. Not surprisingly, it didn’t end well. When asked by caller why NY ... (more) Mike Francesa Is The Emperor Of New York
Taking Out All Of My Gold Glove Related Angst On The Toy Hall Of Fame
Pic via here. So, MLB’s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn’t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the ...
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The Thrill Of Mike Francesa’s Sunday NFL Show
Big Mikey Francesa can barely make it through his M-F “Mike’d Up” regiment. But that doesn’t stop him from slugging into the studio on Sunday for a MUST-WATCH NFL show. The energy-level of “Football Sunday With Mike Francesa” is comparable to, well, ...
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Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa’s Face Is A Little Off
Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa’s Face Is A Little Off
tiricosuave.com — But I just can’t quite put my finger on It. Original mess can be found right here. (more) Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa’s ...
Andre Iguodala’s Massive Dunk Over Courtney Lee
Andre Iguodala is all over the web this weekend, first with a trick shot during practice and now this video, in which he channels his inner Dominique in order to make Courtney Lee feel even worse about playing for the Nets. And while I have your attention, Richard Jefferson’s dunk over ...
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I Don’t Recall Ladybugs Being This Violent
I Don’t Recall Ladybugs Being This Violent
tiricosuave.com — Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What’s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it’s definitely not him. (more) I Don’t Recall Ladybugs Being This Violent
Hideki Matsui Gets A Hero’s Welcome With A Side Of Race-Baiting
OK, let’s break down FOX’s latest gaff from the Yankees’ parade. This one deals with World Series MVP Hideki Matsui and the fact that he’s — gasp — Japanese! Six-second mark: Fox’s waspy reporter gets a glimpse of Hideki Matsui. His discovery and ensuing yelp is ...
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Gumadas Invited To The Yankees’ Parade
FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan. Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious. And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor. Now, let’s break that clip down. Scotto, paired up with some ...
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Steve Nash’s Pretty No Look Pass To J-Rich
The no-look pass might be single favorite type of play from any and all sports. Well, as long as you don’t count ‘Horrific Injuries‘ as a type of play. Why the NBA hasn’t made a compilation DVD of the best passes of all time is beyond me.
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