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I know whenever I have to head to a photo shoot, I always like to work up a good inner bicep and forearm sweat to give off that sheen the ladies like so much.
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MLB
Jeff Francoeur
Chicago Cubs
The Buccaneers are looking into acquiring Brett Favre, and this makes perfect sense. Like Arizona for Emmitt Smith and the Los Angeles Rams for Joe Namath, Tampa Bay is the ideal place for Favre’s career to die. Now, if only the Bucs would use the throwbacks once or twice this season to make things look [...]
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NFL
Brett Favre
NFL Primetime
This has to be the least intriguing ESPN.com Breaking News section that I have ever seen:
And look what else is buzzing right now. I could care less about any of this:
Favre’s phone wasn’t Packer issued
50 Year Old To Play In WNBA
Classmates of Tim Donaghy sentenced to jail
Nuggets sign Chris Andersen
Steve Bartman turns down autograph request
Andrew [...]
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MLB
Brett Favre
Billy Packer
Tim Donaghy
Denver Nuggets
Chris Andersen
Not twelve hours ago did I write the words “I am surprised that Quinn Gray can’t find a backup job somewhere” and lo and behold before the end of the day, he’s the new Jim Sorgi. That’s how you make a difference people.
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NFL
Bill Polian
Quinn Gray
Jim Sorgi
Indianapolis Colts
Fewer things in baseball give me more pleasure than New York Yankee panic moves. Even better is when those panic moves involve signing or trading for the biggest disappointments and/or wastes of space off my favorite team. Well right now, the Fightin’ Hanks are treating me like a Make-A-Wish Kid who has eleven minutes to [...]
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MLB
Seattle Mariners
Jarrod Washburn
New York Yankees
Jose Vidro
Tampa Bay Rays
Considering this has two million+ hits on YouTube already, I’m sure I’m not the first person to bring this Cody Paul video to the light of day (but hey if I am, hit me up, 281.330.8004, I’d like to be in your posse). All I know is this kid’s fucking incredible.
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Yardbarker user TDaloisio, who writes for the blog Scattered Brilliance, recorded a podcast with his take on our Josh Hamilton article from yesterday. He makes some fair points and it’s definitely worth a listen. He also puts us in the same sentence with Peter Gammons which is nice, even if it to juxtapose what a [...]
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MLB
Josh Hamilton
Peter Gammons
Hall of Fame
Here’s an interesting article that looks into whether or not black free agent QB’s who are having a hard time finding work are being discriminated against. I don’t know if it’s so much race as it is mediocrity (would you be excited in the least if you read that your team was bringing in Aaron [...]
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NFL
Shaun King
Aaron Brooks
The 85-year-old Bronx resident finally started to show signs of age on Tuesday evening.
He said the raucous All-Star weekend, which brought in guests from around the globe, took quite the toll on his health.
“I had that weekend off for the last 31 years,” he said. “It was utterly ridiculous to think I could play host [...]
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MLB
Yankee Stadium
Carson Palmer is taking some heat for his disparaging comments regarding The Ohio State University. Interestingly enough, today was Ohio State’s turn to make their argument to be named ESPN’s Titletown. Archie Griffin made his pro-Ohio State argument. Here is this LSU alum’s rebuttal with a brilliant video thought up by darcagn.
if you want another [...]
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NCAA Football
Ohio State Buckeyes
ESPN
LSU Fightin' Tigers
(Setting: The Kerry Collins household)
Kerry Collins: God dammit, not again …
Kerry Collins: Honey!
Kerry Collins: Hooooney?!
Kerry Collins: HOOOOOOOOOONEYYYYYY!
Mrs. Kerry Collins: What the FUCK is it THIS time you god damn STINKING DRUNK!?
Kerry Collins: I shit in the shower again …
Mrs. Kerry Collins: You make me sick. Most people would learn from their mistakes and not finish ...
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Kerry Collins
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posted 2 days ago from
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Some college kids dressed as their favorite SportsCenter
anchors for Halloween. Fake droopy eye not included.
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Does anyone know what the solution is for turning around a team that is seven games under .500 and 12 games out of first place? Those of you who said Randy Wolf will receive a Bible from Josh Hamilton.
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MLB
Randy Wolf
Josh Hamilton
I just wanted to read the AP story on the Yankees game and look at the photo gallery (Sorry, brontosaurus spines newspaper stalwarts, this is as old school as I get).
But instead I got this . . .
*Sigh*
I’m already voting for the corpse of John Adams, so quit trying to sway me.
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I don’t know how I let it slip my mind. Please Rihanna, accept this belated custom video blog-o-gram as gesture of my sincerest apologies.
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It’s as if in the middle of a press conference he suddenly turned to the first camera he saw and said, “LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT…” as Lane Kiffin smiled politely to himself and thought, “No, Al. It’s Tuesday morning, we’re still in Oakland and you’re batshit crazy.”
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NFL
Al Davis
Lane Kiffin
Oakland Raiders
According to NFL Film’s Steve Sabol, Marv Levy has quite the adventurous vocabulary.
Rich Eisen wrote a book last year about life on the NFL Network - how could the world do without a book on that subject? - that has a trivial tidbit on Bills Hall of Famer Marv Levy. During an interview of NFL [...]
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Marv Levy
Steve Sabol
Rich Eisen
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Tirico Suave
posted 4 days ago from
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Yes, the Josh Hamilton tale is a nice
story, but please enough of this "What an inspiration!"
garbage.
Dear Rick,
Please stop acting like a character.
ESPN doesn’t need a b-rate Kenny Mayne.
You have the skills and wit to escape your current predicament.
Let’s hope your soul isn’t tattered beyond recognition and you return to form.
Signed,
An old fan veering on becoming an ex-fan
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Sports Center Anchors Make For Great Halloween Costumes