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 An Open Letter to Dave Littlefield
An Open Letter to Dave Littlefield
Please stop. Now. You are ruining the competitiveness of the National League. How can you possibly think that Matt Morris makes your team better? Please tell me.
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 Can I email you?
Can I email you?
My friend Henry is a 26 year-old Jewish grad student and a favorite of mothers everywhere. This morning he posted this story on our fantasy baseball bulletin board. Now I’m sharing it with you. Enjoy. Dear Everybody, Last night I left ...

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 Hot Baseball Wife: Laura Cover
Hot Baseball Wife: Laura Cover
Meet the woman who puts the “bleeping” in Aaron “Bleeping” Boone. Laura Cover, Playboy Playmate October 1998, aka Mrs. Aaron Boone.
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 Hot Baseball Wife: Alejandra Tejada
Hot Baseball Wife: Alejandra Tejada
Miguel Tejada has a lot on his mind these days. This offseason saw him get traded to a new team, get named in the Mitchell report, and become the target of an investigation for possibly having lied in sworn statements to Congress in 2005, which ...
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 Will Chipper hit .400?
Will Chipper hit .400?
Chipper Jones is on fire. From the good people at the Canadian Press : Jones hit .410 in April - an average for the month topped by only one player in the last 10 years: Barry Bonds hit .472 in April, 2004. Vladimir Guerrero also hit .410 in the ...
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Where are all the American League stars?
For years now it has been established wisdom that most of the top-shelf talent in baseball eventually gravitates to the American League, due to the presence of big spending teams such the Yankees, Red Sox, and Tigers. This dominance of the AL over ...

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 The Tomahawk-Chopping Cow: Would Jesus Do the Tomahawk Chop?
The Tomahawk-Chopping Cow: Would Jesus Do the Tomahawk Chop?
The Atlanta Braves have revealed a new marketing partnership with the aptly-named, chicken fillet restaurant Chick-Fil-A, where they installed a huge, mechanical tomahawking cow on top of the … [ visit site to read more ]
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 Keep them all out of the Hall, is what I say.
Keep them all out of the Hall, is what I say.
There have been two time when Baseball hasn't been that great ... The first time was the Black Sox scandal, and the second time was the Steroid Era.
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 What they still need: NL Central
What they still need: NL Central
A look at what each team in the NL Central needs for 2008.
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 Hot Baseball Wife Exclusive: Jamie Kotsay Modeling Pics
Hot Baseball Wife Exclusive: Jamie Kotsay Modeling Pics
Less than one year ago, Mark Kotsay’s wife Jamie was a mystery, a legendarily hot baseball wife whose pictures were so rare that her hotness remained largely unknown and unworshipped. But UmpBump.com changed all that last spring when we used ...
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A's still dominate the Dog Days
The Oakland A's are great in late summer. Since 2001, the A's are 141-57 in August.
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 What is Tim Hudson Talking About?
What is Tim Hudson Talking About?
During the sixth inning of last night’s 3-2 loss to the New York Mets, Braves pitcher Tim Hudson was picked off while straying too far from second base by Mets starter Oliver Perez. After the game, Hudson showed his bitter side by insinuating ...
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 The kings of K
The kings of K
Today the San Francisco Chronicle reports that Oakland DH Jack Cust has made history . With six games to go this year, Cust has played in 118 games and struck out 154 times, most in the American League. Though Cust didn’t join the A’s ...
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 33 Men (and one Woman) Out: The All-Time Worst Hall of Famers
33 Men (and one Woman) Out: The All-Time Worst Hall of Famers
A few weeks back, I made the bold claim that I could easily think of at least 20 Hall of Famers who should not be in the Hall, upon which Coley promptly challenged me to write a post naming names. At first I was a bit worried as to whether I would ...
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 “Lima Time” set to hit a whole new world
“Lima Time” set to hit a whole new world
With the winter meetings over, the hall of fame debates dying down, and all the interesting free agents already signed, we figured there’s no better way to liven up the early January baseball doldrums than with a Jose Lima update! After going ...
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 Hot Baseball Wife? Hideki Matsui’s Mystery Wife
Hot Baseball Wife? Hideki Matsui’s Mystery Wife
In a bizarre drama, Hideki Matsui announced on Thursday that he has secretly gotten married, but he refuses to divulge the identity of his wife, showing only sketches of her drawn by himself and his brother. What made the whole situation even ...
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 Ripken talks about the Kevin Costner myth (without actually talking about it)
Ripken talks about the Kevin Costner myth (without actually talking about it)
Cal Ripken was on NPR this afternoon, promoting his new book, Get in the Game: 8 Elements of Perseverance That Make the Difference. The host, Neal Conan (who kinda used to work for Ripken), asked the Hall of Fame shortstop a question that had been ...
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 Why the heck is Micah Owings still batting 9th?
Why the heck is Micah Owings still batting 9th?
Diamondbacks starter Micah Owings is just about the best hitting pitcher you or I have ever seen. How good is he? Well, last year he led the entire Diamondbacks squad with a 1.033 OPS, including a .333 batting average, 4 homers, and a .683 ...
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 Padres Release Jim Edmonds
Padres Release Jim Edmonds
You gotta feel for the guy. Today, it was announced that the San Diego Padres released center fielder Jim Edmonds . The team had stumbled out of the gate in 2008 to a thus-far-disappointing 12-23 record and felt that they needed to make a change. ...
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 The Flying Hawaiian
The Flying Hawaiian
You may remember that Jesse Jackson s Rainbow-PUSH coalition complained recently about a lack of African-American ballplayers . Jackson probably has a point, but don t think for a second that the MLB is lacking in diversity. Take for example the ...

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