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Five Hours that Shook the World
unprofessionalfoul.com - 19 hours ago
Five Hours that Shook the World
— unprofessionalfoul.com — It’s been a few days now, so I thought it might be time to have a more measured look back at Wednesday’s games. As I hope to prove in the opus that follows, it was a truly incredible day for world football. The only shame, the only f****n disgrace, if you will, would be if we only ... (more) Five Hours that Shook the World

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The Bootroom: Handsfree and Full of Placentas
unprofessionalfoul.com - 24 hours ago
The Bootroom: Handsfree and Full of Placentas
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Not the handroom. League play returns today after what seems like a month off. It wasn’t, but there was enough drama for a month in the last week with the World Cup qualifiers. Riots, upsets, controversial plays and Irish luck conspiracy theories. You couldn’t really ask for more ... (more) The Bootroom: Handsfree and Full of Placentas

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Friday Backpasses: This is a screw job
unprofessionalfoul.com - 32 hours ago
Friday Backpasses: This is a screw job
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Phil says this wasn’t a phantom PK call. Please, let me know the infraction. New FIFA ratings means new calculations for possible seedings. The big loser would be Netherlands [ The Back Heel ] Handball HoF [ Daily Mail ] Aberdeen may make a move for Stuart Holden. I’m ... (more) Friday Backpasses: This is a screw job

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More Flamethrowers.
unprofessionalfoul.com - 39 hours ago
More Flamethrowers.
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Is this the same as crossing the streams? Clearly, that wasn’t a real flamethrower in the stands after the Algeria-Egypt match on Wednesday. But, it seems the Egyptian fires of indignation have not yet died down as Egyptians continue to protest and riot outside of the Algerian embassy ... (more) More Flamethrowers.

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unprofessionalfoul.com - 43 hours ago
Roy Keane Still Hates His Country…Oh And Cell Phones Too.
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Good day blog fiends, Ahhh Roy Keane, never one to disappoint, always a bitter, easily disliked character has once again shared his miserable outlook on the world with er, the world. Ipshit’s routine presser was interesting today as Mr. Keane was asked to comment on Ireland’s ... (more) Roy Keane Still Hates His Country…Oh And Cell Phones Too.

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Sir Alex Ferguson Wins Again
unprofessionalfoul.com - 44 hours ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Wins Again
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Ferguson: laughs in the face of mild rebuke Amidst all this Thierry Henry talk, let’s not forget the other man ruining football with his whinging, complaining, and apparent invincibility in the face of countless run-ins with referees: yep, that guy who sits in the comfy chairs on the ... (more) Sir Alex Ferguson Wins Again

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Thursday Backpasses: All Wrung Out
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
Thursday Backpasses: All Wrung Out
— unprofessionalfoul.com — I usually don’t like to lift the “What you missed while…” line, but, dammit, this is what you missed while focused on one guy’s left hand . This is how I thought the Egypt-Algeria match would end Portugal unveiled their official undies [ ONTD_FB ] ... (more) Thursday Backpasses: All Wrung Out

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Yup, A Flamethrower
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
Yup, A Flamethrower
— unprofessionalfoul.com — My eyes were not deceived yesterday. There was a giant flamethrower being wielded by an Algerian fan in the stands after the country’s 1-0 victory against Egypt securing a 2010 World Cup birth. Ok, maybe it was just an aerosol can and a lighter but it was a huge flame shot into the air.  ... (more) Yup, A Flamethrower

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That Goal: Shame All Round Really.
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
That Goal: Shame All Round Really.
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Going to his 4th World Cup. Thierry Handry The events at the Stade De Fraude yesterday have been dominating football today and rightly so. The UF email thread is so hot that my computer got up, walked over to the shower and stepped in. Now, there are many issues and questions to discuss and ... (more) That Goal: Shame All Round Really.

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What You Missed While Thierry Henry Was Destroying Soccer
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
What You Missed While Thierry Henry Was Destroying Soccer
— unprofessionalfoul.com — "I have more money! Weeeee!" A couple of EPL stories snuck across the radar amid the Great Paris Handball Incident. Unsurprisingly, as with most EPL stories on the wires these days, they concern those big clubs near the top of the table. - Rio Ferdinand out until January ! ... (more) What You Missed While Thierry Henry Was Destroying Soccer

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December 25th 4th Comes Early This Year
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
December 25th 4th Comes Early This Year
— unprofessionalfoul.com — The Draw... Sans Football Has Beens and Busty Models When Uruguay drew 1-1 with Costa Rica last night, it closed the book on the 32-nation field for next summer’s World Cup in South Africa. Well, for everyone but the Irish. And believe it or not, the draw for the World Cup is ... (more) December 25th 4th Comes Early This Year

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The Guardian’s Curmudgeon Weighs In
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
The Guardian’s Curmudgeon Weighs In
— unprofessionalfoul.com — "Je suis desole, Messieur Dicky Dunne..." Dear Mr. Williams, look, we know you’re running against deadline for your latest op-ed, but perhaps you could have produced something a little less, well, unrealistic ? To refresh: your thesis is that in admitting to a handball ... (more) The Guardian’s Curmudgeon Weighs In

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All Ireland, All Day
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
All Ireland, All Day
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Get It... Ireland? It seems unavoidable, huh? Maybe we’ll all start doing shots of Jameson so as to really get into the spirit of things. Anyway, the Irish FA is demanding a replay . And they have precedent on their side, citing a 2005 World Cup qualifier between Uzbekistan and ... (more) All Ireland, All Day

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Dear Ireland: You Weren’t As Screwed as You Might Think
unprofessionalfoul.com - 2 days ago
Dear Ireland: You Weren’t As Screwed as You Might Think
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Yes, that is sort of a misleading headline. Ireland were jobbed. Thierry Henry got away with maybe the most blatant handball you will ever see anyone get away with. Even at full speed, it’s pretty clear. So why the vid from the 2006 World Cup on this post? I’ve got Aussie ... (more) Dear Ireland: You Weren’t As Screwed as You Might Think

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Wednesday Backpasses: We love you too, verbose Mr. Flanders
unprofessionalfoul.com - 3 days ago
Wednesday Backpasses: We love you too, verbose Mr. Flanders
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Was it just me, or did today feel like the last day of group play at a World Cup? The payoff for all of those Arsenal furry pictures. Water is the best last-ditch defender ever [ Off the Post ] Nine girls suspended for that high school fight [ Fox Sports ] “How to run a model ... (more) Wednesday Backpasses: We love you too, verbose Mr. Flanders

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Murder on ‘Main’ Street
unprofessionalfoul.com - 3 days ago
Murder on ‘Main’ Street
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Video below of Thierry Henry’s blatant handball setting up the William Gallas goal that sent France to the 2010 World Cup. Watch it while you can. Surely there will be plenty of pontificating about this in the days to come. (more) Murder on ‘Main’ Street

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The Hand of Frog
unprofessionalfoul.com - 3 days ago
The Hand of Frog
— unprofessionalfoul.com — All credit to Norfolk Ned on the title. Video below of Thierry Henry’s blatant handball setting up the William Gallas goal that sent France to the 2010 World Cup. Watch it while you can. Surely there will be plenty of pontificating about this in the days to come. (more) The Hand of Frog

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Club Insignia of the Week: FC Roskilde
unprofessionalfoul.com - 3 days ago
Club Insignia of the Week: FC Roskilde
— unprofessionalfoul.com — This week’s badge is simple, elegant, and needs to be on a t-shirt. The Danes might be better known for bacon, porn and their rollicking, Jesper Olsen-led superteam of the 1980s, but we should maybe add graphic design to that list. AWESOME. Isn’t it a thing of beauty?  ... (more) Club Insignia of the Week: FC Roskilde

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The Good, The Bad, The WTF
unprofessionalfoul.com - 3 days ago
The Good, The Bad, The WTF
— unprofessionalfoul.com — Dear Admiral, WTF were you thinking? ü75 What do you see? This is a wonder. I can’t decide what I see when I relax my focus and let it blur. Do I see mountains ? Or do I see Batman ? Either way I see an awful shirt. And what’s with the non-yellow part of the shirt ... (more) The Good, The Bad, The WTF

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unprofessionalfoul.com - 3 days ago
Just 15 minutes!
— unprofessionalfoul.com — If our calculations are correct, the Egypt/Algeria playoff is about to start. If you’re not following us on Twitter (and really, you should be, tsk tsk), here’s the link to FIFA’s website where they’ll apparently be streaming the game. Not sure yet if that includes North ... (more) Just 15 minutes!

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