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Monday Backpasses: I’m a shark
Monday Backpasses: I’m a shark
unprofessionalfoul.com — всосите мой пенис, я акула Arsenal play furry dress up. Link courtesy ONTD_FB [ Tinypic ] They got to be cuddly today because they’re so deadly on the pitch [ SoccerLens ] Eva Roob makes a triumphant return to the football locker room. In lingerie [ Dirty Tackle ] LandonPool. Look, ... (more) Monday Backpasses: I’m a shark
Fantastical Passing By Zlatan
Fantastical Passing By Zlatan
unprofessionalfoul.com — Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a polarizing player. Some think he is one of the best in the world and others see him as big game choker not deserving of world class recognition. Regardless of your point of view, it cannot be denied that Ibrahimovic produces some outstanding goals and deft footwork that ... (more) Fantastical Passing By Zlatan
Open Thread: Liverpool v. Birmingham City
Open Thread: Liverpool v. Birmingham City
unprofessionalfoul.com — Rafa perfects the shoegaze Being that it’s mid-November, we’ve officially reached “Must Win” territory in the EPL, though not just for the newly-promoted visitors. Liverpool, in the midst of perhaps the worst run in recent memory blah blah blah you’ve already ... (more) Open Thread: Liverpool v. Birmingham City
United Blameless in Loss… Again
unprofessionalfoul.com — Did you hear? United lost this weekend. And it’s the refs’ fault, or maybe Arsene Wenger’s. Whatever the reason it has nothing to do with United’s inability to score. Although last I checked it was still impossible to win without putting the ball in the back of the ... (more) United Blameless in Loss… Again
Unpaid taxes at Notts County. Is Anyone Really SurprisedT
unprofessionalfoul.com — Despite the residency of Svengali Eriksson, and despite all the promises of money, fame, success and Sol Campbell made by shadowy ownership group Qadbak, there is still tumult at Meadow Lane, as their UK parent company, Blenheim 1862, faces a winding-up order for over 2 years’ worth of ... (more) Unpaid taxes at Notts County. Is Anyone Really SurprisedT
Let’s Get Ready To Rumble
unprofessionalfoul.com — The Elizabeth Lambert Soccer School looks to be the newest soccer training rage sweeping the country. This past weekend provided further evidence of her acolytes infiltrating the soccer world as two girls high school soccer teams mixed it up in the Providence Division IV girls soccer ... (more) Let’s Get Ready To Rumble
Lady Sovereign Is The Next Mia Hamm.
Lady Sovereign Is The Next Mia Hamm.
unprofessionalfoul.com — London club Leyton Ladies (ooh, how alliterative!) have a new star on the pitch, but it took them a while to realize that she was already a star off of it as well. 23 year-old Louise Amanda Harmon, better known as the short-statured British grime rapper Lady Sovereign , currently starts ... (more) Lady Sovereign Is The Next Mia Hamm.
iArse
iArse
unprofessionalfoul.com — Another Way for SAF to Tap-Up Players Football, it’s not just a sport, it’s a business. ( in which, according to some ’round these parts, there is no money to be made… ) As our lives continue to expand with the help of technology ( still waiting on my flying car ), ... (more) iArse
Ligue 1 Weekend Review
Ligue 1 Weekend Review
unprofessionalfoul.com — Big win for Les Dogues. This week saw far fewer cards and a bit more scoring than last week, along with a few surprising results. Several of the clubs coming off European competition kept up their momentum, while Grenoble finally managed to gain their first point of the season. The result of ... (more) Ligue 1 Weekend Review
Poppa Terry Likes A Bump or Two
Poppa Terry Likes A Bump or Two
unprofessionalfoul.com — Terry Time. At this point, John Terry is probably fed up with his criminally-minded parents as his father, Ted, has been captured on video selling cocaine . The always fun News of the World set up a sting catching the father of England’s Captain setting up a drug deal for the supposed ... (more) Poppa Terry Likes A Bump or Two
Sunday Bootroom: Battle of the Cities
Sunday Bootroom: Battle of the Cities
unprofessionalfoul.com — Needs a Lambert poster Big day in the EPL today, as Hull City play host to Stoke City in an all-frustration six-pointer. Then a couple of games involving teams who looked bad in the Europa League on Thursday. Oh, and Chelsea v. Manchester United happens too. There’s a jump, then a ... (more) Sunday Bootroom: Battle of the Cities
Saturday Bootroom: Which Team Does Elizabeth Lambert Play For?
unprofessionalfoul.com — Want. Today sees a full slate of matches across a variety of channels – settle deep into the couch and just veg out all day, while watching individuals far fitter and richer than you chase a tiny ball. EPL: Aston Villa v. SFB 10:00am (FSC) Blackburn v. Portsmouth 10:00am ... (more) Saturday Bootroom: Which Team Does Elizabeth Lambert ...
Friday Backpasses: Bloody Mess
unprofessionalfoul.com — Debrecen player looks like his team plays. Courtesy: Kickette Two Legs & a Gypsy Curse [ 200% ] Swazi manager finds his entire sqaud sold to another, lower-level, team. Bonus: the other team are Hotspurs [ Swazi Observer ] Jozy is surprisingly unsure of UK avian law [ PIES ] Beard XI ... (more) Friday Backpasses: Bloody Mess
Friday Night ‘Lights
unprofessionalfoul.com — Jamielee Darley (Sacha Kljestan's girlfriend) Another week gone, another week closer to that inevitable last minute Christmas shopping. But, lookee here, Wal-Mart is starting its Black Friday sales early. If want some cheap LCD TVs or Blu-Ray players head over to Wal-Mart tomorrow morning ... (more) Friday Night ‘Lights
And We’re Out…
unprofessionalfoul.com — He's Signaling for a Change to the 4-5-2 We’ll conclude our weekday activities with this bit of tid from the “Couldn’t Possibly Make This Up” department. Hitler was a football coach. And a damn fine one I bet. According to some survey or something 5% of British ... (more) And We’re Out…
Brazil Bans Football
unprofessionalfoul.com — No World Cup for You... in 12-16 Years In what can only be thought as the most deliberate attempt to piss off a populace, the city of Rio is banning football on its beaches . This isn’t a joke. “Hundreds of police are being drafted in to enforce a ban on ball games by the edge ... (more) Brazil Bans Football
UF WAG Lambert Suspended Indefinitely
unprofessionalfoul.com — Sadness has found us today, almost as quickly as joy did earlier. One woman wrecking crew Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinitely. The announcement came from her coach Kit Vela. And in a perfect world she is somehow related to Carlos Vela. Anyway, with the announcement was the ... (more) UF WAG Lambert Suspended Indefinitely
SF Bolton Doing Everything They Can to Live Up to the ‘SF’ Moniker
unprofessionalfoul.com — My Eyebrows Almost Touch My Chin! With debt in the 60M range, and sitting just a couple of spots above the drop zone SF Bolton want to take their ball and go home, or at least go someplace safe . Staring at perhaps a Leeds Utd. type situation if they were to get relegated, Bolton chairman ... (more) SF Bolton Doing Everything They Can to Live Up to the ...
Elizabeth Lambert, will you marry us?
Elizabeth Lambert, will you marry us?
unprofessionalfoul.com — Women’s College Soccer doesn’t get a lot of publicity, well, anywhere. Especially not the conference tournament semifinal of the Mountain West Conference (apologies to all international readers; it’s complicated). But, when a one-woman wrecking crew like Elizabeth Lambert ... (more) Elizabeth Lambert, will you marry us?
Quick Throw: Happy Birthday Jozy
unprofessionalfoul.com — Today is Jozy Altidore’s birthday and today he is no longer a teenager. Let’s wish him a happy birthday. That is all. (more) Quick Throw: Happy Birthday Jozy
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