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Bronx Banter: Your Mostly Arbitrary Guide to The AL All-Star Ballot
Published 6/13/2007 at Bronx Banter
... and caused his actual eyeball to fill with blood and ewwwwww . Sympathy vote. SS: I really don t want to pick Jeter. It's so unoriginal. There must be some one else who grabs my attention here. How about uh well, there s oh, fuck it. Jeter . Why: Because Miguel Tejada stopped being fun to watch a couple of years ago. Alternate: Tony Pena, Jr . what? His dad seems like a nice guy. Actually, Jhonny Peralta s really good, with a lot of power for a shortstop, but the spelling of his first name is inexcusable. Also, I kept feeling like there was some reason I didn t like Carlos Guillen , but I couldn t figure out what it was; then I realized I was confusing him with Jose Guillen , who s kind of a jerk . So my initial aversion to Carlos was totally unjustified, and now I might actually end up voting for him, because I feel bad about that. C: Joe Mauer Why: ...