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Breakfast With the Hysterics!
Published 4/2/2009 by futuremrsrickankiel@gmail.com (Raquel) at mass hysteria
... a true role model: for perseverance; for levelheadedness in the face of adversity; for focusing on her goals; for how to become intoxicated enough to almost certainly pee your pants on the Orange Line back to Malden. Observe! More than anything, I'm just impressed she was able to get that drunk off the watered-down, overpriced swill they call beer at the Garden. Well done, m'lady. I should note that I am indebted for both the video and the Rick Dick Ankiel story to Raskolnikov of Melt Your Face Off . Have you figured out which one of them I'm sleeping with yet? (Hint: It's ...

he's just not that into you
Published 3/26/2009 by noreply@blogger.com (brian) at nhLOL
skip to main | skip to sidebar nhLOL nashunal hocky league o' laffs "it's mildly entertaining" 3.25.2009 he's just not that into you [image] Ballhype: hype it up! [image] [image] Labels: adolescence , alexei kovalev , mathieu schneider , montreal canadiens 0 comments: Post a Comment Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) steps: 1. make ur own 2. send it in [image] many thx to getty images for providing all tha blank canvaseses [image] better ...

I Hate My [expletive deleted] Fantasy Team: Wasting your time at the trade deadline
Published 3/19/2009 by Sean Leahy at Puck Daddy
... (Ed. Note: "I Hate My [expletive deleted] Fantasy Team!" is a weekly feature on Puck Daddy in which we vicariously live through two Yahoo! Fantasy Hockey GMs as they provide snarky advice and tales of woe. This week's author is Hextall454 from Melt Your Face Off. Enjoy.) ...

Well, This Should Be Fun
Published 3/11/2009 at Five for Smiting - Your Ottawa Senators Blog And Group Hug
Ever wonder what it would be like to have a front row seat to the Apocalypse?  Well wonder no more friends!  With just a few clicks of your mouse, you too can be witness to the end of the world from the comfort of your own home-made gallows, as your Ottawa Senators take on the Tampa Bay Lightning, OBC Live Blog style!  And if you order now, we'll throw in 20% more zany goodness from Melt Your Face Off!* So have those credit cards ready!  Satisfaction is guaranteed.** Operators are standing by.  Tampa @ Ottawa Live Blog 031109 ...

It's the All-Star Weekend Open Thread of Love
Published 1/24/2009 by noreply@blogger.com (HabsFan29) at Four Habs Fans
And the weekend open thread of love makes it's triumphant return! Here' s a place for you to share your thoughts on life, love, Sid the Kid, Kovy et al. Whatever's on your mind, let it out. We're your psychoanalyst. Watching the skills comp? The ASG? Let's hear it. Actually, HF4 will be at the skills comp tonight and may chime in with a review of some sort. So what do you think of Bettman putting the hammer down? The circus around Vinny? Did anyone watch that Habs special on CBC last night? How was it? I totally missed it. BTW, if you want teh funneh, the MYFO boys are live-blogging the ...

Some holiday links...
Published 12/24/2008 by chicagokill at Second City Hockey
Here's a post.. but it's just some links: 'Twas the Night before Christmas.. Blackhawks Remix - courtesy of Sarah Spain I refuse to call the trip to Tallon's father's funeral "The Funeral Burgers" story - but I don't have a better name.  Anyways - here's a dramatic reading of the great story - courtesy of Puck Daddy and Wes Johnson, the capitals arena voice.  Melt Your Face Off has been putting their epic rendition of the Christmas Carol - Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV  

Behind the Blog: Five for Howling
Published 12/22/2008 by Christy at Winging It In Motown
It's another segment of Behind the Blog and this week, we get to hear from Travis aka OdinMercer. He blogs about the Phoenix Coyotes over at Five for Howling for SBN. His always humorous take on the team makes for a great read so be sure to head over there and check it out! Q.1 - Five for Howling just came to SBN this month. Why did you start blogging and how did you find your way to SBN? Well, I started out small helping moderate a lightly trafficked Coyotes message board and doing the occasional post there. Then I started contributing ...

Versus blogger interview with Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews
Published 11/16/2008 by PJ Swenson (jon@sharkspage.com) at Sharkspage San Jose Sharks NHL hockey and local sports blog
... , and deadspin.com offshoot Melt Your Face Off were a couple of the other blogs on hand. A 3-part audio podcast of the interview is available ...

Looks, Talent – These Brothers Have it All
Published 11/11/2008 by cinnamongirl at Ladies...
While watching the Minnesota Wild play against the Canadiens recently, the commentator reminded me that the Wild’s Mikko Koivu has a brother Saku who plays for Montreal. Both brothers are captains this year. I already know Mikko is very cute, so I wondered what his brother looks ...

Game 9: Bruins at Oilers Recap: If being first star means being Dwayne Roloson, I’ll take second star any day Edition
Published 10/28/2008 by thejumbotron at The Jumbotron
"Oh yeah, just a little tighter." An unusually busy few days for me, so my apologies on the thin posts. I caught glimpses of the game last night and then the last 10 minutes of the third and the OT. Seemed like both teams were getting a lot of great scoring chances, but just ...

The Melt Your Face Off Home Game
Published 10/28/2008 by Rockabye at The Arena
... , and one-third of all other sports blogs on the Internet) was looking for a sweater to wear as well, we came up with an idea: the Melt Your Face Off Home Game. Basically, Texy and I went through Melt Your Face Off’s Season Previews, took pleas and arguments from commenters, and chose two teams we will follow for the rest of our lives because of the words posted on a blog. ...

[MAILBAG] A Letter From Another Satisfied Reader
Published 10/22/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (The Professor) at Rays Index
After the Tampa Bay Rays won the ALCS, the editor at Deadspin asked us if we would write a post for their site explaining what the World Series means to us. We received numerous emails and comments either thanking or congratulating us (thanks to everybody for the kind words). Our favorite was easily this one from a writer that goes by the handle "Reasonable Doubt" from some hockey blog we have never heard of [Ed. note: Lots of NSFW ahead]... As someone who (like you) grew up in Tampa, went to a Big Ten school, got an advanced degree, and is a huge Rays fan, I ...

Surprise! It's Hockey Season! [NHL]
Published 10/3/2008 by Dashiell Bennett at Deadspin
... already played the whole season on their fancy video game machines and the Red Wings won again, so we think that means they get their names on the Cup, right? Maybe they can play the games anyway, just for a goof. • NHL continues expansion of European presence [AP/Yahoo] • "Flattering comparison: Penguins might be shaping up like the great Oilers teams of the '80s" [Vancouver Sun] • 2008-2009 Season Preview [NHL.com] • Team Previews [@ Melt Your Face Off] ...

More of those Devils Previews
Published 9/27/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (John Fischer) at In Lou We Trust
... even more, uh, different take on the team's trend a few days later. It's...a thing. And I have no comment on it. IPB's Pookie also put together (or at least posted, maybe it was a collaborative work?) a short preview of the teams at ModFan. Literally short, just ten words at most for each team. A nitpick for the Devils, Pookie, Rolston and Holik were also on the 1995 team. Fourthly, assuming that is a word, I found this through IPB as well, someone by the name of Pam did this preview at ...

“Ach, Ya” or “Nitcht-Nitcht” - Red Wings edition
Published 9/5/2008 by Dave at Gorilla Crouch
I stole this bit from Jeff Moss, who hasn’t done the bit in about one year. He was doing the sarcaustic sports coverage before it became teh blogging hotness. A quick primer on the source material: Not too far removed from Borat. With that out of the way, on to the “Ach, ya” or “nitcht-nitcht” segment. Will Johan Franzen repeat his production from last season? Nitcht-nitcht. Tyler over at MC79hockey banged out a ...

Meeting People Is Easy...
Published 9/5/2008 by Cotter (noreply@blogger.com) at One For The Other Thumb
... 4. Keith ~ Dude will Melt Your Face Off...and +10 for the Arrested Development reference during our three or so day, marathon draft. ...

Vacations Always End Too Soon...
Published 8/23/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (Going Five Hole) at Sean Leahy's Going Five Hole
Back to reality... To think, less than twenty-four hours ago I was drinking rum for breakfast while protecting my Irish tan under the safety of a little poolside hut. Now, I'm home, far, far away from any delicious rum-based beverages and a fifteen feet distance between myself and a bar at any given time. First, I've got to thank everyone who filled in for me this week and contributed some great posts. Thanks to Kevin Schultz, Reasonable Doubt, Scotty Wazz, BD Gallof, Chris Yarbrough, Julie Robenhymer, Joe Pelletier, ...

Hockey Top 5 / BOTB Update!
Published 8/20/2008 by Stevens8204 (noreply@blogger.com) at payday loan without faxing
... be back in the Hotel California! Laughably, the nice weather in Las Vegas has followed us home. Today, we are going to do something reminiscent of the old Miller Lite commercials....where two blogs kind of get mixed together. So without further fanfare...I present to you today's Top 5...... Top 5 Blogs In The Tournament So Far. 1. Tom Benjamin's NHL Blog 2. Dobber Hockey 3. Melt Your Face Off 4. The Rivalry 5. Japers ...

EA Sports Releases 2009 NHL Blogger Ratings
Published 8/15/2008 by Kevin (noreply@blogger.com) at Barry Melrose Rocks
Big news for the blogging world today. Here at BMR, we have an exclusive look at EA Sports' attribute ratings for their much anticipated upcoming release, Hockey Blogging '09. Thanks to a source deep inside EA's headquarters, I am proud to be the first and only blogger to give you these numbers. It's a big deal and hockey bloggers are kind of a big deal. San Diego. ...

Battle Of The Blogosphere!!
Published 7/16/2008 by Chris at Center Ice
... here are the ones that are currently doing battle now. If you haven’t seen your blog on there yet….don’t worry there are over 100 blogs to go. This is a summer long event folks and it is just starting to heat up. Coming up on Friday we will again take a detailed look at one of the blogs in the competition. Which one will it be? I do not know. Here are the list of blogs leading so far…… Do The Thrashers Have Large Talons? Melt Your Face Off Tom Benjamin’s NHL Blog The Rivalry ...