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Hair of the Card
Published 3/23/2007 by The Essex Snead at Jockish
... Then he saw me on the other side of the bar and waved me over. Though he was calling me paisan, or something, which was pretty funny, since I’m Irish. “Hey! It’s paisan! Hey, paisan, you chubby tub of fun! Get over here and make me a Slippery Nipple, so I have something to suck on before the sucking really starts!” Now, you might wonder why I put up with this guy calling me fat. Well, for one, I am - not like I’m gonna lie about it. I’m XXL all the way, and I’m cool with that, it’s how I roll (ha ha ha). ...