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JaketheSnake

JaketheSnake

I'm the guy that blogs about the guy.

Web Site: Bullets Forever

BallHype Member since April 2, 2007

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Reggie Evans Spanks Kyle Korver

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +4
    Naturally, Chris Kaman is envious of Kyle Korver right now.
    Posted 12/30/2008 (flag)

My Sportsman 2008: '07-08 Boston Celtics

Young’s mother says Titans QB needs ‘love and support’

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +1
    Wouldn't a good place for Vince to find "love and support" be...his...mother?
    Posted 9/10/2008 (flag)

Set your TiVos: Kobe, Wade and 'Melo to appear on Oprah, Sep. 8

Gordon: I've played my last game with the Bulls

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +3

    Dude should take a cue from fellow UCONN alums Caron Butler, Ray Allen and Richard Hamilton and show some class.

    /blatant team bias kneejerk

    Posted 8/17/2008 (flag)

Brett Favre Traded to the Jets

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +5
    Thanks to New York's small market size, the media circus that was following Brett around in Green Bay should dissipate now that's he's been traded.
    Posted 8/7/2008 (flag)

Naked Revolution

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +2
    Let's hope that the revolution won't be televised.
    Posted 7/20/2008 (flag)

‘Tractor’ Traylor rejoins Cavs for summer league

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +6
    Ate himself and others out of the league.  I still remain convinced that he literally devoured Dajuan Wagner a few years ago.
    Posted 7/9/2008 (flag)

USA Basketball Team Photo: Artistic Or Logo "Conspiracy"?

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +5

    It's nice to know that having one small, creepy old guy sitting down in the company of 12 strong, tall, athletic men passes for artistry nowadays.

    Also, how many times do you think they had to take that photo before they could get one of Deron and Chris Paul not pranking each other? 

    Posted 7/3/2008 (flag)

Report: Strahan To Retire

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +2
    So...how long until he signs up for Dancing With the Stars?
    Posted 6/10/2008 (flag)

Shawn Kemp “The Reign Man” is back!

Utah Jazz: The Most Disgusting Fans In The NBA

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +2

    Well, it would explain why Jordan Farmar has been playing like he's got a case of...nevermind.

    I think like anything you've got to keep this in perspective.  Are there some despicable Jazz fans out there?  Sure.  There's also some despicable Lakers fans, Celtics fans, Wizards fans, etc.  Don't let the actions of a few idiot fans be the representation of an entire fanbase.

    Posted 5/14/2008 (flag)

Playoffs Nickname

DeShawn Goes Vick

Do or Die Tonight. Saturday, Too

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +3

    Raptors and Rockets and Suns and Wizards.

    No forks, please. 

    Posted 4/24/2008 (flag)

BREAKING: Pecherov arrested

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +1
    Unfortunately Google News can't distinguish real Bullets Forever news and a April Fool's joke, so in order to preserve Oleksiy's good name, the story has been moved here, where it should avoid being picked up.
    Posted 4/1/2008 (flag)

Bowen kicks Paul in 500th consecutive game

Stakes high in card games between NBA's players

DeShawn Stevenson, take 02: "DAGGER!!!"

Nenad Krstic: Serbia's third most eligible bachelor

  • JaketheSnake JaketheSnake
    +4
    It's got to be Darko Milicic.  I mean, what Serbian woman wouldn't want to claim this man as her husband?
    Posted 2/29/2008 (flag)
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