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Meat Hook Really, Really Enjoys Massage
Meat Hook Really, Really Enjoys Massage
When you’re a large man — say, oh, about 6′2″, 298 — you’re bound to have some hip and/or back problems. That is exactly what’s been going on with our beloved Dmitri Young lately. He hasn’t had an ...
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Flashback Humor:  Cardinals
Flashback Humor: Cardinals
A look at Cardinals minor leaguers from the late 80s/early 90s. Who knew Dmitri Young was a Cardinal?
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Austin Just in Time
Austin Just in Time
Austin Kearns gets a hit, the Nats win, it's a mad mad world!
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Miracle Masseuse Cures Da Meathook!
Miracle Masseuse Cures Da Meathook!
""I was stunned...All of a sudden, he has instant relief. She found the spot. ... He swung from both sides of the plate with violence of contact, and his hips went through it." ( Jim Bowden, via Nationals dot com, 5/1/2008 ) Hey!! ...
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The Official Site of The Washington Nationals: News: Young better thanks to massage therapy
The Official Site of The Washington Nationals: News: Young better thanks to massage therapy
WASHINGTON -- A miracle has happened to first baseman Dmitri Young. The pain in his lower back and hip flexor is gone, thanks to the team's masseuse, Tiana Tchamouroff. On Wednesday afternoon, general manager Jim Bowden announced that Young couldn't ...
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Meathook Bobblehead Is a Spitting Image
Meathook Bobblehead Is a Spitting Image
… of Johan Santana. Thursday is Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night at Nats Park , and Li’l Dmitri couldn’t look less like Big Dmitri. Actually, he could be a white man wearing a Mets uniform, but, other than that, what we’re ...
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Dmitri Young Has a Happy Ending
Dmitri Young Has a Happy Ending
Nationals first baseman Dmitri Young hasn't had the chance to see much playing time this season. He's only made two plate appearances this season thanks to the presence of Nick Johnson , and more importantly, a very bad back he's had this season.  ...
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Enquirer Exclusive! Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night: Cancelled?
Enquirer Exclusive! Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night: Cancelled?
Ray King Bobblehead night instead? According to sources with no direct or indirect knowledge of the situation, the Washington Nationals have canceled tonight's Dmitri Young Bobblehead giveaway night due to an "administrative error" and have ...
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The Dugout: Yee! Gabba Gabba
The Dugout: Yee! Gabba Gabba
Major League Baseball has made intelligent, progressive decisions in the past (night games, racial integration, not ever letting Pete Rose do anything ever). The decisions to name Gatorade the official sports drink of Major League Baseball and to ...
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There was a joke Dmitri Young gave birth
There was a joke Dmitri Young gave birth
I can’t remember which blog it was on… so you’ll have to just go with me on this one. Well, he admits he had an epidural to try to ease his lower back pain that currently has him on the disabled list. I’m no doctor, but the ...
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Put Brimley On Speed Dial
Poor Manny Acta. He's playing with a 23-man roster again tonight. Chad Cordero's still out, and Dmitri Young is still too fat to play. He's on his way back here to DC to get his back checked out. While I have some sympathy for the illness he's ...
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The Official Site of Major League Baseball: News: Young frustrated by misconceptions
The Official Site of Major League Baseball: News: Young frustrated by misconceptions
WASHINGTON -- A few days after being placed on the disabled list, Nationals first baseman Dmitri Young said he is upset that people in the media are insensitive about the way he looks in a baseball uniform. He doesn't like that fact people are ...
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The Official Site of The Washington Nationals: News: Young frustrated by misconceptions
The Official Site of The Washington Nationals: News: Young frustrated by misconceptions
WASHINGTON -- A few days after being placed on the disabled list, Nationals first baseman Dmitri Young said he is upset that people in the media are insensitive about the way he looks in a baseball uniform. He doesn't like that fact people are ...
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Dmitri Young’s Best Painted Fingernails Photo Ever, Plus an Insightful Interview
Dmitri Young’s Best Painted Fingernails Photo Ever, Plus an Insightful Interview
Despite (and perhaps because of) Da Meathook showing up this spring at 298 pounds , going on the DL with a backiotomy and now complaining about the weight watchers , we still love the man. Hell, I painted my nails as a tribute to him , made a ...
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Young complies with manager, cuts hair
MIAMI -- Nationals manager Manny Acta, concerned that injured infielder Dmitri Young's big, curly Afro was becoming too much of a distraction, told the injured first baseman after Thursday night's loss to the Mets to have his hair cut before he showed ...
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Shawn Hill is Back!
Shawn Hill is Back!
Shawn Hill has been activated from the disabled list, trading places with catcher Paul Lo Duca, and will start tonight’s game against a Marlins rookie. Considering John Lannan and Tim Redding had back-to-back nights of career high strikeouts in ...
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The Official Site of The Washington Nationals: News: Young complies with manager, cuts hair
MIAMI -- Nationals manager Manny Acta, concerned that injured infielder Dmitri Young's big, curly Afro was becoming too much of a distraction, told the injured first baseman after Thursday night's loss to the Mets to have his hair cut before he showed ...
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My House Is On Fire; Let's Paint The Walls!
Ummm... yeah. Nationals manager Manny Acta, concerned that injured infielder Dmitri Young's big, curly Afro was becoming too much of a distraction, told the injured first baseman after Thursday night's loss to the Mets to have his hair cut before he ...
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Manny Acta Finds A Scapegoat For His 5-12 Nats : Da Meat Hook’s Barnet
Manny Acta Finds A Scapegoat For His 5-12 Nats : Da Meat Hook’s Barnet
Far be it for me to critique the DC skipper —- shortly after ordering Dmitri Young to get a (fucking) hair cut, the Nationals beat the Marlins, 6-4 , to win just their 5th game in 17 tries. If I was a Nats fan, I would advocate any and all ...
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Manny Kills Da Meat Hook’s Mojo
Manny Kills Da Meat Hook’s Mojo
There are many reasons why we love Da Meat Hook above all others: the panted fingers nails, the “voodoo hands” when he hits a double, his formidable belly, his ability to “overcome.” But most of all, we love his hair. ...

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