Julian Tavarez - March 2009 |
misterirrelevant.com - 3/16/2009
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At 4AM, after a long night of drinking,
the alcohol starts to combine with desperation and everyone...
instantly becomes really, really sexy. (Especially yourself.) This mirage is a fact of life that we all accept as truth, but not one that I’ve ...
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The Nats Are Tavarez’s Drunk Hook-Up
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sharapovasthigh.com - 3/18/2009
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Thigh Five From Abbey Clancy!SportsRip Hamilton Goes Shopping
For Masks (NESW Sports)Bob Kraft's Israeli Football League (Hugging...
Harold Reynolds)Got Brackets? Top Handicapper Gives His Tips & Picks (The Bachelor Guy)Top 10 March Madness Buzzer Beaters (Gunaxin)Cheating Ballboy Aids Soccer ...
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Thigh-Fiving These Links 3/18/09 Edition
morehardball.blogspot.com - 3/18/2009
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Freshly inked Washington Nationals relief pitcher Julian Tavarez
is rockin' the beer goggles. He's in love with...
his new team, but likely only in an alcohol induced state of consciousness. He told the Washington Post, "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, ...
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Julian Tavarez Wears Beer Goggles
tonyblogs.net - 3/16/2009
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Relief pitcher Julian Tavarez signed a minor league
contract with the Washington Nationals on Friday and reported...
to camp Sunday. When asked why he chose the Nationals, he gave this amazing, hilarious, truthful response: "Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in ...
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Julian Tavarez explains why he signed with the Nationals
sports.yahoo.com - 3/17/2009
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A long night of partying can make the
woebegone Nationals look like the New York Yankees to...
a desperate man, oddball right-hander Julian Tavarez says. In explaining why he chose to sign a contract with the Nationals, who are coming off the league's ...
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Julian Tavarez picks his teams like he picks his 4 a.m. ...
joshqpublic.com - 3/19/2009
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This afternoon’s top links from the wide wonderful
world of sports and beyond: Jeff Curran In Sunshine...
State Of Mind ( Chicago’s MMA ) That’s Gonna Leave A Mark ( Tirico Suave ) You’ll Be Lost Without Your March Madness Flow Chart ( Gunaxin ) I *Heart* ...
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Lancelot Links: Afternoon Edition
310tojoba.blogspot.com - 3/16/2009
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Julian Tavarez has made the best analogy ever
(in the history of everything ever!) for describing the...
Nationals franchise. Proceed, poet. Tavarez signed a minor-league contract with Washington on Friday, something he was not inclined to do when initially given the opportunity last ...
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Julian Tavarez is eloquent
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deadspin.com - 3/17/2009
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We all get desperate sometimes. (Some more desperate
than others.) But it's how you respond in those...
dark, angst ridden moments that defines you—and Julian Tavarez defines himself as not above slumming it. It's getting deep into spring ...
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Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With ...
voices.washingtonpost.com - 3/16/2009
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In November, the Nationals contacted Julian Tavarez, inviting
him to spring training on a non-guaranteed minor league...
contract. Tavarez, 35, said no. But Tavarez kept on waiting. Spring training neared, and the right-hander was still very much ...
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The Nats' Love Don't Cost A Thing
weblogs.baltimoresun.com - 3/26/2009
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Statistically, Julian Tavarez hasn't had the greatest career
. But last week when he reluctantly agreed to...
sign with the Washington Nationals (the only MLB team to make him a real offer this spring), he uttered what will probably go down as one ...
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What if we viewed every franchise the way Julian Tavarez ...
bugsandcranks.com - 3/16/2009
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The news that the Washington Nationals had signed
former Red Sox player-coach Julian Tavarez came on the...
heels of Tobin’s latest lament that the Red Sox were getting less colorful and less fun. It also sadly came too late to include in ...
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Julian Tavarez Loves Taco-Flavored Kisses
weblogs.newsday.com - 3/16/2009
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Reliever Julian Tavarez was asked why he signed
with the Washington Nationals: "Why did I sign with...
the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like...
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The quote of the day -- maybe of the year
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outsidetheboxscore.blogspot.com - 3/16/2009
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Julian Tavarez recently signed with the Washington Nationals
and then gave out some amazing quotes in an...
interview with MASN sports . Tavarez on why he signed with the Nationals: "When you go to a club until 4 a.m., a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. ...
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Washington Nationals = Jennifer Lopez according to ...
mlb.fanhouse.com - 3/17/2009
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by John Walters In the spirit of St.
Patrick's Day, we give you Julian Tavarez , who...
makes an alcohol analogy regarding his signing with the Washington Nationals. Tavarez compares joining the Nationals to trolling for women in dive bars in the wee ...
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Julian Tavarez Is Brutally Honest
realclearsports.com - 3/17/2009
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Julian Tavarez, the combustible 35-year old pitcher showing
his less-than-perfect-punching-form above, recently signed a non-guaranteed minor league...
contract with the Washington Nationals following a good performance for the Dominican Republic in ...
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Julian Tavarez With Baseball Quote of the Year
voices.washingtonpost.com - 3/18/2009
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Tavarez saying hi to a wall in '04.
(By Chris Lee - St. Louis Post Dispatch via...
AP)
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Julian Tavarez Sounds Like a Fun Guy - D.C. Sports Bog
thesportshernia.typepad.com - 3/19/2009
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Julian Tavarez wins Hernia immunity until we say
otherwise Julian-Tavarez Newly signed Nationals pitcher Julian Tavarez has...
always been known for frequent headhunting, his insane temper and filthy dance moves, but never for memorable quotes like ...
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Julian Tavarez wins Hernia immunity until we say otherwise
nationalsenquirer.com - 3/30/2009
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"I want to apologize for the comments that
I made. I didn't mean to make those comments....
I want to apologize to my teammates, all the fans in Washington, my manager and the media. I wasn't serious. It was something I didn't think the media ...
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Julian Tavarez removes his beer goggles, is sorry for ...
voices.washingtonpost.com - 3/14/2009
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The Nationals agreed to terms with right-hander Julian
Tavarez on a non-guaranteed, minor league deal that includes...
an invitation to big league camp. Tavarez, 35, has pitched for 10 teams in a 16-year career in which he has made 786 appearances. In ...
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Nats Sign Tavarez
voices.washingtonpost.com - 3/14/2009
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Mike Rizzo, the Nationals assistant general manager and
acting GM (which brings up the question: Is he...
assisting himself with the acting?), just filled us in on the reasoning behind the signing of right-hander Julian Tavarez, whose entire body of work ...
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Rizzo: Let's Not Get Comfortable
