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Chris Cooley needs a new contract, pants
hogshaven.com - 6/16/2007
Chris Cooley needs a new contract, pants
— hogshaven.com — Preemptive apology to Hogs Haven reader(s). Pictures credited to Skinscast's JimmiJo , who also does reporting work... for Extreme Skins . Photos are from this ES thread . Again, I apologize. I have nothing to add, besides a third apology.  ... (more) Chris Cooley needs a new contract, pants

2 Comments vote down FanHouse found this 6/16/2007found this
Captain Chaos Finds His First Mate
washingtonpost.com - 8/8/2007
Captain Chaos Finds His First Mate
— washingtonpost.com — Attention bachelorettes interested in fraternizing with a certain headbanging NFL tight end who resides west of Leesburg:... Captain Chaos is now . . . Captain Caged. Chris Cooley, the only player in league history to simultaneously put the Dallas Cowboys and Redskinettes in disarray, is marrying the woman who got fired from her job because of him. (more) Captain Chaos Finds His First Mate

Comments vote down kcudah kcudah posted 8/8/2007posted this

Chris Cooley Latest Blog Posts

DMV: Cooley Calls JC ‘QB of the Future’
9 hours ago at Mr. Irrelevant
Best of the decade: you like Olie
12 hours ago at D.C. Sports Bog
Another Reason To Love Chris Cooley
logan-logsblog.blogspot.com - 9/15/2007
Another Reason To Love Chris Cooley
— logan-logsblog.blogspot.com — Chris Cooley is probably one of the most, no, the most beloved player in the NFL. Hog's... Haven does the best job introducing the few that don't know to his previous hijinks; I'll try and summarize. The legend of Captain Chaos began with the ... (more) Another Reason To Love Chris Cooley

Comments vote down Deadspin found this 9/15/2007found this
Dangerous and Gross Relationship Issues (Be Careful, People!)
thebiglead.com - 8/9/2007
Dangerous and Gross Relationship Issues (Be Careful, People!)
— thebiglead.com — Well, we’ve just received our daily Hot Clicks update from Si and … wow. Chris Cooley and... a Redskins cheerleader . Hello. Also, according to some website we’ve never heard of, Derek Jeter allegedly gave Jessica Alba herpes . So ... (more) Dangerous and Gross Relationship Issues (Be Careful, ...

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Chris Cooley Continues to Wear Hot Pants
journals.aol.com - 6/17/2007
Chris Cooley Continues to Wear Hot Pants
— journals.aol.com — Captain Chaos is one of my favorite Redskins and straight up got robbed in Steinberg's top DC... athletes rankings . So it was with great joy that I discovered that a) he's about to get paid b) he's still wearing short shorts and c) the team is ... (more) Chris Cooley Continues to Wear Hot Pants

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Chris Cooley is a gentleman in a gentleman's world
hogshaven.com - 8/8/2007
Chris Cooley is a gentleman in a gentleman's world
— hogshaven.com — There isn't much to add on this story that hasn't already been said. I'm a day late... and a dollar short on it but I could not forgive myself for failing to bring it to reader(s) attention. It starts with The Best Mike Wise Article In History ... (more) Chris Cooley is a gentleman in a gentleman's world

Comments vote down The Curly R: A Washington RedskinZ Blog found this 8/8/2007found this
sports.aol.com - 6/16/2007
Chris Cooley Is Gonna Get Paid
— sports.aol.com — Filed under: Redskins , NFC East , Washington, DC Sports Blog - The FanHouse : It's easy... to take shots at the Washington Redskins' recent draft strategy. It seemingly consists of trading away most of the picks for a soon-to-be washed up veteran. ... (more) Chris Cooley Is Gonna Get Paid

Comments vote down Mr. Irrelevant found this 6/16/2007found this
sportingnews.com - 7/6/2007
SportingNews.com - NFL - NFC Focus: Tight Ends
— sportingnews.com — 1. Alge Crumpler, Falcons. His career average of 13.8 yards per catch prove he has the speed... and agility to get downfield. 2. Jeremy Shockey, Giants. Though he isn't a great blocker, he can stretch the seam as a receiver and is a punishing runner ... (more) SportingNews.com - NFL - NFC Focus: Tight Ends

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withleather.com - 8/8/2007
CHRIS COOLEY IS THE COOLEST MAN ALIVE
— withleather.com — Agent Steinz pointed me in the direction of this Mike Wise column on Redskins tight end/H-back Chris... Cooley, and there's so much goodness that I've got to shoot bullets of knowledge into your brain.  Keep in mind, all of this is besides his ... (more) CHRIS COOLEY IS THE COOLEST MAN ALIVE

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video1.washingtontimes.com - 8/10/2007
The Washington Times, America's Newspaper
— video1.washingtontimes.com — The Redskins should send a message now: cut Brandon Lloyd. The malcontent receiver has been as big... a bust as now-departed safety Adam Archuleta was and on top of that, he threw his helmet during a game last year. Lloyd admitted that this offseason was ... (more) The Washington Times, America's Newspaper

Comments vote down Hogs Haven found this 8/10/2007found this
At least Cooley can pull it off
blowncoverage.com - 8/15/2007
At least Cooley can pull it off
— blowncoverage.com — As I was checking out the NFL Fanhouse today, I came across their gallery of " Best... NFL Hair " and it had some pretty interesting gentlemen in there. So yes, I took the time to highlight some of the locks that really stood out from that group. Robert ... (more) At least Cooley can pull it off

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'It Don't Get No Better Than Solid, Baby' | Mr. Irrelevant
misterirrelevant.com - 8/29/2007
'It Don't Get No Better Than Solid, Baby' | Mr. Irrelevant
— misterirrelevant.com — Sadly, Chris Cooley Doesn t Have The Best Hair in Football | Home | My Brother Chris,... the Great Outdoorsman It Don t Get No Better Than Solid, Baby By Chris Mottram | August 15, 2007 I m not totally certain if we re laughing with or at Bills running ... (more) 'It Don't Get No Better Than Solid, Baby' | Mr. Irrelevant

Comments vote down First And 10 Inches found this 8/29/2007found this
Skins Win: New Captain Chaos Garment
misterirrelevant.com - 9/20/2007
Skins Win: New Captain Chaos Garment
— misterirrelevant.com — It’s the morning after the day after, and the ‘Skins Win’ kick continues. We’d endured 10 beatings... at the hands of Philly in the past seven years, so pardon our eruption. And what better way to honor the victory than to ... (more) Skins Win: New Captain Chaos Garment

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redskins.aolsportsblog.com - 1/3/2007
The FanHouse
— redskins.aolsportsblog.com — Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is engaged to marry Christy Oglevee, a former Redskins cheerleader . And... the story of how they met, as told by Mike Wise in today's Washington Post, is quite a tale. Cooley was dating a different Redskins cheerleader, ... (more) The FanHouse

Comments vote down Hogs Haven found this 1/3/2007found this
washingtonpost.com - 9/2/2007
Cooley Signs 6-Year Deal; Wynn Is Among Final Cuts
— washingtonpost.com — The Washington Redskins signed tight end Chris Cooley to a six-year contract extension yesterday -- a rapid... conclusion to what had been a lengthy negotiation -- and set their 53-man roster. The contract came as a great relief to both Cooley and the ... (more) Cooley Signs 6-Year Deal; Wynn Is Among Final Cuts

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Spreadshop
spreadshirt.com - 9/18/2007
Spreadshop
— spreadshirt.com — You are here twoeightnine design > Captain Chaos - Chris Cooley Product Details Front Back Right Left... Design information Motivname Captain Chaos Print Technique Flock Print Size , 9.8 x 5.9 inch Color Captain Chaos - Chris Cooley Heavyweight cotton ... (more) Spreadshop

Comments vote down D.C. Sports Bog found this 9/18/2007found this
freep.com - 10/12/2007
DID LIONS QUIT? Redskins tight end Cooley says Detroit didn't care in 2nd half
— freep.com — October 12, 2007 FREE PRESS STAFF AND NEWS SERVICES Redskins tight end Chris Cooley told Washington-based radio... station DC101-FM that the Lions quit in the second half of their 34-3 loss this past Sunday, partly because of the heat. “I think it was a ... (more) DID LIONS QUIT? Redskins tight end Cooley says Detroit ...

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FANTASY FLUKISM: GARBAGE TIME TOUCHDOWNS
epiccarnival.com - 11/2/2007
FANTASY FLUKISM: GARBAGE TIME TOUCHDOWNS
— epiccarnival.com — by wwtb? , Pacifist Viking Last week, with New England leading Washington 52-0, Chris Cooley caught a... touchdown pass with 2:53 left in the game . The final score ended up 52-7. It's a bit like Walter Mondale winning Minnesota and the District of ... (more) FANTASY FLUKISM: GARBAGE TIME TOUCHDOWNS

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mybrainsaysrage.blogspot.com - 11/26/2007
Taylor In a Coma
— mybrainsaysrage.blogspot.com — Sean Taylor has fallen into a coma after six hours of surgery according to Chris Cooley.... (more) Taylor In a Coma

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