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3. Jason, have you ever smelled the back
of your left hand (the one that's securely lodged
under the center's sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? I would imagine that hand would have to go through a thorough decontamination process after ...
A special edition of Washington Post Live's "Blog
Show," with Dan Steinberg of The Washington Post and
Jamie Mottram of Yahoo! Sports and Redskins Pro Bowl T...
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Chris Cooley Latest Blog Posts [more]
NFL Has Stupid Video Policies, Chris Cooley Helps Blogger Get Around Them
Posted 33 minutes ago at FanHouse
Afternoon Blogdome: When All Else Fails, Go To Chris Cooley's Mom's House [Afternoon Blogdome]
Posted 70 minutes ago at Deadspin
Blog Patrol
Posted 82 minutes ago at FanIQ Blog
CHRIS COOLEY: STILL COOL
Posted 3 hours ago at With Leather
Cooley Invites Steinz to Meet the Parents
Posted 5 hours ago at Mr. Irrelevant
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About a month ago I was wandering around
a sports memorabilia store, PSGameGear , in the Dulles
Mall. I got bored and found myself at the front of the store where the football cards are at. I hadn't opened a pack since I was a kid, so I ...
Preemptive apology to Hogs Haven reader(s). Pictures credited
to Skinscast's JimmiJo , who also does reporting work
for Extreme Skins . Photos are from this ES thread . Again, I apologize. I have nothing to add, besides a third apology. ...
In our 13-month history we’ve only conducted four
interviews: Brian Powell (Awful Announcing), Matt Ufford (With Leather),
Soulja Boy (Crank That) and now Chris Cooley (Burgundy & Golden God). And, while our off-camera conversations are ...
How do I end up in a bathroom stall
at the Borgata with my pants around my knees
while a man named Bill stares at my penis? Earlier that morning, I'd made over 10 phone calls to three different people arranging the final details of my ...
Rookies in the NFL make too much money.
As a player I should be excited for anyone
making a big contract. Good for them, right? For the top 20 draft picks it sounds great to sign a larger contract than guys that have played in the league for 10 ...
Christy stepped through my back door two Julys
ago. She walked into the house like she had
climbed out of a poster in my high school bedroom. Past fashionably late, she had given me way too much time to sit and drink, and I knew it would be ...
Let the beards GROW. Chris is hosting a
beard growing contest through his site. The winner will
get tickets and parking pass to the first pre season contest. Throw those razors away, bust out the Just For Men, and submit your picture to tanner@chriscooley47.com for your chance to win.
What makes you think Todd Collins can win
a football game>
Attention bachelorettes interested in fraternizing with a certain
headbanging NFL tight end who resides west of Leesburg:
Captain Chaos is now . . . Captain Caged. Chris Cooley, the only player in league history to simultaneously put the Dallas Cowboys and Redskinettes in disarray, is marrying the woman who got fired from her job because of him.
The good news that Chris Cooley is a
blogger turns great now that he’s answering questions from
fans . And not lame, “What do you think of Coach Zorn?”-type questions, either. We’re talking, “Who would win in a tag ...
"I'll take the number two with a Coke.
Oh, and a large fry." A quarter-pounder with cheese
from McDonald's has been my favorite sandwich since I was a kid. Growing up, a trip to McDonald's, Taco Bell or even Wendy's was a popular event. ...
Last Friday morning I took off out of
D.C. and headed to Michigan to do a TNT
interview with Dale Earnhardt Jr. A quick flight to Detroit turned a little sour as we circled over Lake St. Clair for a half-hour before the pilot says, ...
Chris Cooley is probably one of the most,
no, the most beloved player in the NFL. Hog's
Haven does the best job introducing the few that don't know to his previous hijinks; I'll try and summarize. The legend of Captain Chaos began with the ...
We at KSK pride ourselves on avoiding Stu
Scottian levels of jocksniffery. But when Redskins all-pro H-back
and part-time blogger Chris Cooley asked to write a guest post, AND used the phrase “bag of dicks” in said guest post, we weren’t about to turn his frizzy-haired ass down. So here now, in his own words, is the actual Chris Cooley, telling you why training camp is both shitty and useless.
One more time, with feeling! To recap: earlier
this week, I attempted to post an innocuous Redskins
fan video from training camp. I was told to take it down, due to team rules prohibiting any speck of Redskins Park video from running on a newspaper ...
Well, we’ve just received our daily Hot Clicks
update from Si and … wow. Chris Cooley and
a Redskins cheerleader . Hello. Also, according to some website we’ve never heard of, Derek Jeter allegedly gave Jessica Alba herpes . So ...
Thanks again for all the great questions. I
think I have more fun reading what everyone has
to ask me than anyone else does reading my responses. It was pretty hard, but I picked ten of the questions to answer. I tried to stick with the draft type of ...
Redskin writer Greg Trippiedi writes "There is a
real possibility that Chris Cooley’s contract will last longer
than professional football itself does, if the last set of CBA negotiations are any indication. Cooley is, in every likelihood, a Redskin for life." Cooley is the best receiver on the Washington Redskins, but could still improve.
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- Back to Real Life
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- Depth Crucial for Sustaining Redskin Success
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- Chris Cooley's tribute to Michael Strahan
- Video - Chris Cooley and Dale Earnhardt Jr TNT interview
- Is Chris Cooley on to Something?
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