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Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/6/2007
Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
— deuceofdavenport.com — When you walk into a fancy bar, you ask for fancy drinks, stuff like "I'll take a... Midori Colada" or "Caramel Apple Martini" or something classy like that. When you go into a sports bar to watch your daily dose of athleticism you should be able to ask for a drink with a sports themed name. We here at the Deuce love drinking and sports, so we're happy to provide you with a guide. (more) Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes

6 Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/6/2007posted this
McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans
sports.espn.go.com - 9/25/2007
McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans
— sports.espn.go.com — Two Saints sources told ESPN's Ed Werder that the preliminary diagnosis on running back Deuce McAllister is... that he has a torn ACL in his left knee and will likely miss the remainder of the season. (more) McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans

Comments vote down BrianEthridge BrianEthridge posted 9/25/2007posted this
Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/10/2007
Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
— deuceofdavenport.com — The Deuce received a lot of great suggestions for more drinks that should be named after athletes... that the Deuce decided to compile them all into a post. Thanks to you alcoholic sports fans out there...we might need to create a drinking game out of this. If anyone else has any other comments, let the Deuce know, otherwise read on... (more) Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes ...

2 Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/10/2007posted this
Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
epiccarnival.com - 7/17/2007
Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
— epiccarnival.com — In Southern California there is no shortage of ways to waste your time and if Michael Vick... is looking for a new way to use dogs in sport there in Hot-lanta, he might have found it. Its Urban Mushing , take a dog or two (using huskies, malamutes, dobermans, dalmatians or whatever you might have), hook it up to a specially designed scooter (costing from $175.00 to $750.00, or $2500.00 for the ... (more) Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport

1 Comment vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/17/2007posted this
Link My Balls
dotdsports.com - 7/24/2007
Link My Balls
— dotdsports.com — The best of the Monday sports blogs, including Pam Anderson, because PETA is mentioned somewhere in these... links, and she is a member. Good enough excuse? - Ten naughty ways to describe a hit in a baseball game. (Epic Carnival) - Even though he generally doesn't know what he's talking about, this idiot blogger gives you the 10 worst NFL fan bases, like he's been to every NFL stadium. Having ... (more) Link My Balls

Comments vote down Arrowhead Addict Arrowhead Addict posted 7/24/2007posted this
epiccarnival.com - 7/31/2007
Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering New Lows
— epiccarnival.com — The suburban youth of America is bored ladies and gentlemen and they demand new activities to scramble... their brains outside of the typical sex, drugs and alcohol. Luckily, these kids stumbled upon the perfect way to get the rush and high they need...they invented Ball-Ball. (more) Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering ...

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/31/2007posted this
The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/12/2007
The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
— deuceofdavenport.com — The eXtremity Games are to be held July 18th - 21st in lovely Orlando, Florida and the... Deuce could not be more excited to watch a bunch of people already missing limbs to be participating in Xtreme sports. I mean, there will no longer be that awkward period of silence that occurs when a skateboarder lands his 50-50 grind badly thereby fracturing his leg in several places because, well, he ... (more) The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/12/2007posted this
How To Lose Teeth
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/31/2007
How To Lose Teeth
— deuceofdavenport.com — If you want a grill as jacked up as our main man Jaws...follow these easy steps 1)... Attempt a flip with the help of two of your friends who cannot support your weight; 2) Painfully fall on your face. Observe, in yet another Random Video of Horrific Violence. (more) How To Lose Teeth

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/31/2007posted this
That's not a truck....
east-coast-bias.blogspot.com - 8/3/2007
That's not a truck....
— east-coast-bias.blogspot.com — Pretend you don't have a throbbing boner seeing this truck and Chris McAllister. BONER!!!!... (more) That's not a truck....

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Steelers Have A New Mascot
deuceofdavenport.com - 8/9/2007
Steelers Have A New Mascot
— deuceofdavenport.com — The Deuce is proud to introduce you to, Steely McBeam! Wait...Steely McBeam? This is the worst name... of a mascot I've heard since the Nationals used a character from Saved By The Bell as their mascot's name. Oh, this was a fan contest, well, that makes sense, but here's some names that the Deuce thought might be a little more representative of the town and the team:... (more) Steelers Have A New Mascot

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 8/9/2007posted this
You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games
100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com - 8/9/2007
You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games
— 100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com — Butt-Crack contest, Matress chunking, SPAM eating and more fun games.... (more) You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games

Comments vote down injuryrate injuryrate posted 8/9/2007posted this
Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches
nyjerplease.blogharbor.com - 8/13/2007
Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches
— nyjerplease.blogharbor.com — Watched the entire second season of Entourage over the weekend. I really think that it has to... be considered as one of the best TV shows of the decade. Its just one episode of awesomeness after another. Does anyone know when season 3 is coming out on DVD? I don't think I can wait another day. Long, long, long night last night, so no extended commentary. Right to the links. The top ten signs ... (more) Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches

Comments vote down nyjer please nyjer please posted 8/13/2007posted this
Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
epiccarnival.com - 7/19/2007
Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
— epiccarnival.com — by: Mustafa Redonkulous, Deuce of Davenport What do Bono, Doug Flutie, Shaquille O'Neal and Cal Ripken have... in common? They all agree on one thing.... (more) Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out

Comments vote down extrapolater extrapolater posted 7/19/2007posted this
Monday links
100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com - 8/6/2007
Monday links
— 100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com — So Tom Glavine has now won 300 games. Good work Tom. I don't think I'd be going... out on a limb to say you did it without roids. You did it by lobbing pitches over the outside corner. Now of course everyone is asking, will he be the last 300 game ... (more) Monday links

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100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com - 12/11/2007
The problem is not Reggie Bush, it's the NFL
— 100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com — Reggie Bush's struggles have more to do with the current state of the NFL than anything else.... (more) The problem is not Reggie Bush, it's the NFL

Comments vote down injuryrate injuryrate posted 12/11/2007posted this
You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2
epiccarnival.com - 7/27/2007
You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2
— epiccarnival.com — It's Friday, so you deserve a nice distraction to get you through your day. Time for the... sequel to Pinch Hitter , Pinch Hitter 2 . Now with more options, fields, and actual tasks to accomplish. Yeah, just try to get through all the levels now. God...I cant get enough of this game. Seriously, let me know how far you get. So far, I've just started and ... (more) You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2

Comments vote down stangable stangable posted 7/27/2007posted this
Rob McPherson Is Back!
deuceofdavenport.com - 8/7/2007
Rob McPherson Is Back!
— deuceofdavenport.com — Deuce of Davenport's favorite small town sportscaster is BACK on the Youtube, again making your local sportscaster... look like the lazy sack of shit that he is. The first time was for Donkey Basketball , but this time around, Rob is skydiving with the National "Swoop" Skydiving Team. I guess you could call it, "How Hard Can Skydiving Be?" Rob takes to the skies like a champ...well on the ... (more) Rob McPherson Is Back!

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 8/7/2007posted this
Steely McBeam Works Hard And Steely McBeam Plays Hard
thefeed.blogs.com - 8/9/2007
Steely McBeam Works Hard And Steely McBeam Plays Hard
— thefeed.blogs.com — The Steelers held a fan contest to name their new mascot. It would have been great if... they had included entries from people out of diapers but they didn't so one of the proudest franchises in American sports history will now have Steely McBeam ... (more) Steely McBeam Works Hard And Steely McBeam Plays Hard

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Thursday links
100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com - 8/16/2007
Thursday links
— 100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com — Like the title says...Thursday's link dump... (more) Thursday links

Comments vote down sonsofsammalone sonsofsammalone posted 8/16/2007posted this
I'm No Classy Lady But I'm All Woman
deuceofdavenport.com - 9/10/2007
I'm No Classy Lady But I'm All Woman
— deuceofdavenport.com — Whores of the world unite! Finally a hero steps forth to write a playbook for all y'all... interested in gittin' yerself some NASCAR cock. Before it was all touch and go, hit or... Click here for full story (more) I'm No Classy Lady But I'm All Woman

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