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Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/6/2007
Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
— deuceofdavenport.com — When you walk into a fancy bar, you ask for fancy drinks, stuff like "I'll take a... Midori Colada" or "Caramel Apple Martini" or something classy like that. When you go into a sports bar to watch your daily dose of athleticism you should be able to ask for a drink with a sports themed name. We here at the Deuce love drinking and sports, so we're happy to provide you with a guide. (more) Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes

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Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/10/2007
Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
— deuceofdavenport.com — The Deuce received a lot of great suggestions for more drinks that should be named after athletes... that the Deuce decided to compile them all into a post. Thanks to you alcoholic sports fans out there...we might need to create a drinking game out of this. If anyone else has any other comments, let the Deuce know, otherwise read on... (more) Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes ...

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Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
epiccarnival.com - 7/17/2007
Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
— epiccarnival.com — In Southern California there is no shortage of ways to waste your time and if Michael Vick... is looking for a new way to use dogs in sport there in Hot-lanta, he might have found it. Its Urban Mushing , take a dog or two (using huskies, malamutes, dobermans, dalmatians or whatever you might have), hook it up to a specially designed scooter (costing from $175.00 to $750.00, or $2500.00 for the ... (more) Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport

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Link My Balls
dotdsports.com - 7/24/2007
Link My Balls
— dotdsports.com — The best of the Monday sports blogs, including Pam Anderson, because PETA is mentioned somewhere in these... links, and she is a member. Good enough excuse? - Ten naughty ways to describe a hit in a baseball game. (Epic Carnival) - Even though he generally doesn't know what he's talking about, this idiot blogger gives you the 10 worst NFL fan bases, like he's been to every NFL stadium. Having ... (more) Link My Balls

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epiccarnival.com - 7/31/2007
Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering New Lows
— epiccarnival.com — The suburban youth of America is bored ladies and gentlemen and they demand new activities to scramble... their brains outside of the typical sex, drugs and alcohol. Luckily, these kids stumbled upon the perfect way to get the rush and high they need...they invented Ball-Ball. (more) Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering ...

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The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/12/2007
The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
— deuceofdavenport.com — The eXtremity Games are to be held July 18th - 21st in lovely Orlando, Florida and the... Deuce could not be more excited to watch a bunch of people already missing limbs to be participating in Xtreme sports. I mean, there will no longer be that awkward period of silence that occurs when a skateboarder lands his 50-50 grind badly thereby fracturing his leg in several places because, well, he ... (more) The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games

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How To Lose Teeth
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/31/2007
How To Lose Teeth
— deuceofdavenport.com — If you want a grill as jacked up as our main man Jaws...follow these easy steps 1)... Attempt a flip with the help of two of your friends who cannot support your weight; 2) Painfully fall on your face. Observe, in yet another Random Video of Horrific Violence. (more) How To Lose Teeth

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Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
epiccarnival.com - 7/19/2007
Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
— epiccarnival.com — by: Mustafa Redonkulous, Deuce of Davenport What do Bono, Doug Flutie, Shaquille O'Neal and Cal Ripken have... in common? They all agree on one thing.... (more) Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out

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You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2
epiccarnival.com - 7/27/2007
You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2
— epiccarnival.com — It's Friday, so you deserve a nice distraction to get you through your day. Time for the... sequel to Pinch Hitter , Pinch Hitter 2 . Now with more options, fields, and actual tasks to accomplish. Yeah, just try to get through all the levels now. God...I cant get enough of this game. Seriously, let me know how far you get. So far, I've just started and ... (more) You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2

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Choc-Link Rain
sixpacksportsreport.com - 7/27/2007
Choc-Link Rain
— sixpacksportsreport.com — Submit your own title for Six Pack Sports Report new daily link dump. We are also accepting... nominations for hot chicks, and if you've got a story you want featured feel free to mail in a link. All submissions will be mocked openly. (more) Choc-Link Rain

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Deuce McAllister's Business Empire
sports-law.blogspot.com - 7/25/2007
Deuce McAllister's Business Empire
— sports-law.blogspot.com — In a week dominated by news of Michael Vick's indictment, it's nice to read a positive story... about an NFL player. In the Jackson Clarion-Ledger , Jack Mazurak has a feature article on New Orleans Saints running back Deuce McAllister , his successful ... (more) Deuce McAllister's Business Empire

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The Triple Lindy Gone Terribly Wrong
misterirrelevant.com - 7/28/2007
The Triple Lindy Gone Terribly Wrong
— misterirrelevant.com — Deuce of Davenport — now selling turd-colored “Deuce” shirts! — provides a glimpse at what happens when... a fat man tries to do too much on a spring-loaded diving board: That’s gonna leave a mark. Let Rodney show you ... (more) The Triple Lindy Gone Terribly Wrong

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