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 Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
When you walk into a fancy bar, you ask for fancy drinks, stuff like "I'll take a Midori Colada" or "Caramel Apple Martini" or something classy like that. When you go into a sports bar to watch your daily dose of athleticism you should be able to ask for a drink with a sports themed name. We here at the Deuce love drinking and sports, so we're happy to provide you with a guide.
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 McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans
McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans
Two Saints sources told ESPN's Ed Werder that the preliminary diagnosis on running back Deuce McAllister is that he has a torn ACL in his left knee and will likely miss the remainder of the season.

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 Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
The Deuce received a lot of great suggestions for more drinks that should be named after athletes that the Deuce decided to compile them all into a post. Thanks to you alcoholic sports fans out there...we might need to create a drinking game out of this. If anyone else has any other comments, let the Deuce know, otherwise read on...
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 Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
In Southern California there is no shortage of ways to waste your time and if Michael Vick is looking for a new way to use dogs in sport there in Hot-lanta, he might have found it. Its Urban Mushing , take a dog or two (using huskies, malamutes, dobermans, dalmatians or whatever you might have), hook it up to a specially designed scooter (costing from $175.00 to $750.00, or $2500.00 for the ...
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 Link My Balls
Link My Balls
The best of the Monday sports blogs, including Pam Anderson, because PETA is mentioned somewhere in these links, and she is a member. Good enough excuse? - Ten naughty ways to describe a hit in a baseball game. (Epic Carnival) - Even though he generally doesn't know what he's talking about, this idiot blogger gives you the 10 worst NFL fan bases, like he's been to every NFL stadium. Having ...
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Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering New Lows
The suburban youth of America is bored ladies and gentlemen and they demand new activities to scramble their brains outside of the typical sex, drugs and alcohol. Luckily, these kids stumbled upon the perfect way to get the rush and high they need...they invented Ball-Ball.
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 Third year a charm for Reggie Bush?
Third year a charm for Reggie Bush?
215 carries, 85 catches, 1,700 combined yards, 13 total touchdowns. Those are the numbers Larry Holder of the Sun Herald expects of Saints’ runningback Reggie Bush this season. Yes, that Reggie Bush. The same Bush that struggled mightly in 2007 after starting runningback Deuce McAllister suffered his second severe knee injury in three seasons. The same Bush that succombed to a knee ...
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 The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
The eXtremity Games are to be held July 18th - 21st in lovely Orlando, Florida and the Deuce could not be more excited to watch a bunch of people already missing limbs to be participating in Xtreme sports. I mean, there will no longer be that awkward period of silence that occurs when a skateboarder lands his 50-50 grind badly thereby fracturing his leg in several places because, well, he ...
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 How To Lose Teeth
How To Lose Teeth
If you want a grill as jacked up as our main man Jaws...follow these easy steps 1) Attempt a flip with the help of two of your friends who cannot support your weight; 2) Painfully fall on your face. Observe, in yet another Random Video of Horrific Violence.
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 That's not a truck....
That's not a truck....
Pretend you don't have a throbbing boner seeing this truck and Chris McAllister. BONER!!!!
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 Steelers Have A New Mascot
Steelers Have A New Mascot
The Deuce is proud to introduce you to, Steely McBeam! Wait...Steely McBeam? This is the worst name of a mascot I've heard since the Nationals used a character from Saved By The Bell as their mascot's name. Oh, this was a fan contest, well, that makes sense, but here's some names that the Deuce thought might be a little more representative of the town and the team:...
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 You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games
You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games
Butt-Crack contest, Matress chunking, SPAM eating and more fun games.
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 Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches
Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches
Watched the entire second season of Entourage over the weekend. I really think that it has to be considered as one of the best TV shows of the decade. Its just one episode of awesomeness after another. Does anyone know when season 3 is coming out on DVD? I don't think I can wait another day. Long, long, long night last night, so no extended commentary. Right to the links. The top ten signs ...
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 Monday morning rehab
Monday morning rehab
As for football news, not too much happened over the weekend, but we do have a few injury updates for today. Ronnie Brown, a familiar face, makes an appearance in today’s MMR. Hit the jump for all the updates.
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 Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
by: Mustafa Redonkulous, Deuce of Davenport What do Bono, Doug Flutie, Shaquille O'Neal and Cal Ripken have in common? They all agree on one thing....
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 Monday links
Monday links
So Tom Glavine has now won 300 games. Good work Tom. I don't think I'd be going out on a limb to say you did it without roids. You did it by lobbing pitches over the outside corner. Now of course everyone is asking, will he be the last 300 game ...
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The problem is not Reggie Bush, it's the NFL
Reggie Bush's struggles have more to do with the current state of the NFL than anything else.
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 Jeremy Shockey To Saints...It's A Trap!
Jeremy Shockey To Saints...It's A Trap!
Admiral Ackbar knows what the Saints trading for Jeremy Shockey is. It's a trap!
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 You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2
You Deserve A Break Today, Volume 2
It's Friday, so you deserve a nice distraction to get you through your day. Time for the sequel to Pinch Hitter , Pinch Hitter 2 . Now with more options, fields, and actual tasks to accomplish. Yeah, just try to get through all the levels now. God...I cant get enough of this game. Seriously, let me know how far you get. So far, I've just started and ...
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 Rob McPherson Is Back!
Rob McPherson Is Back!
Deuce of Davenport's favorite small town sportscaster is BACK on the Youtube, again making your local sportscaster look like the lazy sack of shit that he is. The first time was for Donkey Basketball , but this time around, Rob is skydiving with the National "Swoop" Skydiving Team. I guess you could call it, "How Hard Can Skydiving Be?" Rob takes to the skies like a champ...well on the ...

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