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Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/6/2007
Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes
— deuceofdavenport.com — When you walk into a fancy bar, you ask for fancy drinks, stuff like "I'll take a... Midori Colada" or "Caramel Apple Martini" or something classy like that. When you go into a sports bar to watch your daily dose of athleticism you should be able to ask for a drink with a sports themed name. We here at the Deuce love drinking and sports, so we're happy to provide you with a guide. (more) Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes

6 Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/6/2007posted this
McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans
sports.espn.go.com - 9/25/2007
McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans
— sports.espn.go.com — Two Saints sources told ESPN's Ed Werder that the preliminary diagnosis on running back Deuce McAllister is... that he has a torn ACL in his left knee and will likely miss the remainder of the season. (more) McAllister may have torn ACL in loss to Titans

Comments vote down BrianEthridge BrianEthridge posted 9/25/2007posted this
Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/10/2007
Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes (Reader Submitted)
— deuceofdavenport.com — The Deuce received a lot of great suggestions for more drinks that should be named after athletes... that the Deuce decided to compile them all into a post. Thanks to you alcoholic sports fans out there...we might need to create a drinking game out of this. If anyone else has any other comments, let the Deuce know, otherwise read on... (more) Part II of Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes ...

2 Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/10/2007posted this
Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
epiccarnival.com - 7/17/2007
Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport
— epiccarnival.com — In Southern California there is no shortage of ways to waste your time and if Michael Vick... is looking for a new way to use dogs in sport there in Hot-lanta, he might have found it. Its Urban Mushing , take a dog or two (using huskies, malamutes, dobermans, dalmatians or whatever you might have), hook it up to a specially designed scooter (costing from $175.00 to $750.00, or $2500.00 for the ... (more) Urban Mushing: Mike Vick's Next Favorite Sport

1 Comment vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/17/2007posted this
NFL Offseason Transactions Ending 02/21/09
totalprosports.com - 2/21/2009
NFL Offseason Transactions Ending 02/21/09
— totalprosports.com — Total Pro Sports - New Jaguar GM Gene Smith spent his time rectifying his predecessor’s expensive mistakes;... Drayton Florence and Jerry Porter were pricey free agent flops who will be quickly forgotten along with the rest of Jacksonville’s season. Florence started the year as ... (more) NFL Offseason Transactions Ending 02/21/09

Comments vote down eagles79 eagles79 posted 2/21/2009posted this
New Orleans Saints release Deuce McAllister
blog.nola.com - 2/17/2009
New Orleans Saints release Deuce McAllister
— blog.nola.com — Star tailback still wants to play (more) New Orleans Saints release Deuce McAllister

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Link My Balls
dotdsports.com - 7/24/2007
Link My Balls
— dotdsports.com — The best of the Monday sports blogs, including Pam Anderson, because PETA is mentioned somewhere in these... links, and she is a member. Good enough excuse? - Ten naughty ways to describe a hit in a baseball game. (Epic Carnival) - Even though he generally doesn't know what he's talking about, this idiot blogger gives you the 10 worst NFL fan bases, like he's been to every NFL stadium. Having ... (more) Link My Balls

Comments vote down Arrowhead Addict Arrowhead Addict posted 7/24/2007posted this
epiccarnival.com - 7/31/2007
Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering New Lows
— epiccarnival.com — The suburban youth of America is bored ladies and gentlemen and they demand new activities to scramble... their brains outside of the typical sex, drugs and alcohol. Luckily, these kids stumbled upon the perfect way to get the rush and high they need...they invented Ball-Ball. (more) Ball-Ball: Sending Middle Class America to Staggering ...

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/31/2007posted this
Third year a charm for Reggie Bush?
thehazean.com - 7/22/2008
Third year a charm for Reggie Bush?
— thehazean.com — 215 carries, 85 catches, 1,700 combined yards, 13 total touchdowns. Those are the numbers Larry Holder of... the Sun Herald expects of Saints’ runningback Reggie Bush this season. Yes, that Reggie Bush. The same Bush that struggled mightly in 2007 after starting runningback Deuce McAllister suffered his second severe knee injury in three seasons. The same Bush that succombed to a knee ... (more) Third year a charm for Reggie Bush?

Comments vote down mikus mikus posted 7/22/2008posted this
The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/12/2007
The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games
— deuceofdavenport.com — The eXtremity Games are to be held July 18th - 21st in lovely Orlando, Florida and the... Deuce could not be more excited to watch a bunch of people already missing limbs to be participating in Xtreme sports. I mean, there will no longer be that awkward period of silence that occurs when a skateboarder lands his 50-50 grind badly thereby fracturing his leg in several places because, well, he ... (more) The "What The Hell, I Can't Get More F#$@&% Up!" Games

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/12/2007posted this
How To Lose Teeth
deuceofdavenport.com - 7/31/2007
How To Lose Teeth
— deuceofdavenport.com — If you want a grill as jacked up as our main man Jaws...follow these easy steps 1)... Attempt a flip with the help of two of your friends who cannot support your weight; 2) Painfully fall on your face. Observe, in yet another Random Video of Horrific Violence. (more) How To Lose Teeth

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 7/31/2007posted this
That's not a truck....
east-coast-bias.blogspot.com - 8/3/2007
That's not a truck....
— east-coast-bias.blogspot.com — Pretend you don't have a throbbing boner seeing this truck and Chris McAllister. BONER!!!!... (more) That's not a truck....

Comments vote down 100% Injury Rate found this 8/3/2007found this
Steelers Have A New Mascot
deuceofdavenport.com - 8/9/2007
Steelers Have A New Mascot
— deuceofdavenport.com — The Deuce is proud to introduce you to, Steely McBeam! Wait...Steely McBeam? This is the worst name... of a mascot I've heard since the Nationals used a character from Saved By The Bell as their mascot's name. Oh, this was a fan contest, well, that makes sense, but here's some names that the Deuce thought might be a little more representative of the town and the team:... (more) Steelers Have A New Mascot

Comments vote down chimprage chimprage posted 8/9/2007posted this
msn.foxsports.com - 2/17/2009
Saints release 2-time Pro Bowl RB McAllister
— msn.foxsports.com — The New Orleans Saints have released running back Deuce McAllister.... (more) Saints release 2-time Pro Bowl RB McAllister

Comments vote down FOX Sports FOX Sports posted 2/17/2009posted this
You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games
100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com - 8/9/2007
You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games
— 100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com — Butt-Crack contest, Matress chunking, SPAM eating and more fun games.... (more) You may have missed the Texas Redneck Games

Comments vote down injuryrate injuryrate posted 8/9/2007posted this
Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches
nyjerplease.blogharbor.com - 8/13/2007
Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches
— nyjerplease.blogharbor.com — Watched the entire second season of Entourage over the weekend. I really think that it has to... be considered as one of the best TV shows of the decade. Its just one episode of awesomeness after another. Does anyone know when season 3 is coming out on DVD? I don't think I can wait another day. Long, long, long night last night, so no extended commentary. Right to the links. The top ten signs ... (more) Happenings and Mishappenings: Hug It Out Bitches

Comments vote down nyjer please nyjer please posted 8/13/2007posted this
Monday morning rehab
thehazean.com - 7/7/2008
Monday morning rehab
— thehazean.com — As for football news, not too much happened over the weekend, but we do have a few... injury updates for today. Ronnie Brown, a familiar face, makes an appearance in today’s MMR. Hit the jump for all the updates. (more) Monday morning rehab

Comments vote down mikus mikus posted 7/7/2008posted this
Deuce McAllister Profile, Blog Posts, Stats, Photos - New Orleans Saints - NFL
sbnation.com - 6/4/2009
Deuce McAllister Profile, Blog Posts, Stats, Photos - New Orleans Saints - NFL
— sbnation.com — Scouting Report Assets A big, powerful, explosive running back. Explodes through gaps and takes tacklers with him.... Shows patience on his runs and sure hands for receptions. Flaws Durability is a big issue, as he has incurred several major knee ... (more) Deuce McAllister Profile, Blog Posts, Stats, Photos - ...

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Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
epiccarnival.com - 7/19/2007
Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out
— epiccarnival.com — by: Mustafa Redonkulous, Deuce of Davenport What do Bono, Doug Flutie, Shaquille O'Neal and Cal Ripken have... in common? They all agree on one thing.... (more) Derek Boogaard's Punch-Out

Comments vote down extrapolater extrapolater posted 7/19/2007posted this
Monday links
100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com - 8/6/2007
Monday links
— 100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com — So Tom Glavine has now won 300 games. Good work Tom. I don't think I'd be going... out on a limb to say you did it without roids. You did it by lobbing pitches over the outside corner. Now of course everyone is asking, will he be the last 300 game ... (more) Monday links

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