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The Web's most popular Emmitt Smith news, videos, and blogs archive.
Jorge Cedano of WAXY-AM in Miami tips us
tonight that Jason Taylor will be joining the next
season of “Dancing With The Stars”. The Miami Dolphins defensive star will bring his sack dance moves to the small screen when the ABC ...
Despite his inability to speak English, Emmitt sits
in front of the camera, broadcasting to millions of
homes in the U.S., and speaks incorrectly and incoherently every single week. I've compiled all of the Emmitt quotes categorically, and have included a comment with each one. Enjoy!
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Emmitt Smith Latest Blog Posts [more]
Alright, You Win, This IS the Best Box Ever Of 2008 Donruss Classics
Posted 9 hours ago at Sports Cards Uncensored
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If you approached any former NFL player and
asked them if they would give anything for one
more game of gridiron glory, more often than not, he would answer, “Hell, yes.” Priest Holmes got one more game.
Jimmy Kimmel: Emmitt Smith, Wordsmith
Another day, another gaffe from ESPN's Emmitt Smith
, who has made so many of them that
it feels a little unfair to keep bringing them up. But this one, in which he says of the Giants, "If they win today they possibly go on to the Super Bowl," is ...
Emmitt Smith analyzes the Giants' Super Bowl prospects
I must admit here to all of you
that I find the Jimmy Kimmel Show hilarious. Well
the JKS did us all a great service last night by putting together all of the best clips of Emmitt's first season on ESPN. They even have one that we all missed! Pardon ...
Tight end L.J. Smith will most likely be
staying with the Philadelphia Eagles for the time being
as they slapped the franchise tag on him just a few weeks before he would have become an unrestricted free agent.
Safety Dwight Smith of the Minnesota Vikings was
in court on Tuesday to plead guilty to obstructing
traffic. Smith was also facing a charge of possession of marijuana, but that was dismissed by the court. Smith has been in trouble in the past as he has been in court more than a couple of times, as reported by Yahoo! Sports : Smith's attorney, David Valentini , said Tuesday that the ...
Emmitt Smith is upset. ESPN has made a
ridiculous decision to leave the best football analyst to
ever grace our television sets off draft duty. To compensate, Emmitt has compiled his own 2008 NFL Mock Draft. As a reminder, Emmitt is the best, and I ...
Uh, get your weeks straight there, ESPN. An
occasional typo is cool, but having the Chiefs play
the wrong team in both the story headline and the headline on the NFL front page? Not to mention saying that we play at San Diego? Even Emmitt Smith and Jemele Hill would be embarrassed by all that. Was the fact checker drunk? The editor? We played the Raiders last week. We play the Chargers this ...
By Chris Mottram We're pleased to be presenting
a beautifully constructed mash-up of the worst of Emmitt
Smith and clips from the Chris Berman-going-crazy video, which I can't link to because it has bad language and I'd like to keep my job (but ...
Arkansas running back Darren McFadden has heard the
rumors of the Cowboys possibly trying to make a
trade with Miami for the top pick in April's NFL Draft to select him. He's obviously flattered and wouldn't be opposed to it because he was a Cowboys fan. "I loved to watch Emmitt Smith run the ball," he said Thursday. "I was a big Cowboys fan."
Thoughts and commentary on Titans news: Titans GM
Mike Reinfeldt has informed Albert Haynesworth’s agent that the
team plans to use the franchise tag on him. Sherman Smith has decided to accept the offer to be the Redskins’ offensive coordinator. Earlier in the day, it was reported that Pacman Jones pled no contest to a felony charge in Georgia.
Emmitt Smith delivers his commencement speech to college
seniors the way that only this wordsmith can.
A new low for ex-jocks in the studio
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These are highlights from highschool to retirement. Emmitt
is the man!
A few days ago, we secured *exclusive* rights
to have AZGopherGirl report on Super Bowl goings on
in Arizona. While she hasn’t yet begun her work in earnest, this partnership is already paying off. Why, you ask? Because she sends along this ...
A quality mashup of two of your (least)
favorite ESPN people. I'll be fucking stunned if (a)
ESPN brings Emmitt back for 2008, and (b) Emmitt actually has the temerity to say that he belongs on TV by actually coming back. And I thought he ...
Texans' Mathis charged with family violence Published February
19, 2008 MANVEL Houston Texans receiver Jerome Mathis
was arrested on assault-family violence charges late Sunday after allegedly choking his pregnant girlfriend, Brazoria County ...
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- Tony And Jaws Are Living On A Prayer
- Video - Emmitt Smith Sucks
- ESPN Defends Emmitt Smith: 'He's Getting Better Every Week. He's Working Very Hard'
- Emmitt Smith's Analogies Need Some Work
- That's It ESPN, Let Your Analysts Try And Yell Their Pointless Picks Over The National Anthem
- Video - Emmitt Smith interviews Adrian Peterson
- You Have To Love Emmitt Smith
- Sharp as a Whistle
- Eagles Place Franchise Tag On Smith
- Emmitt Smith Sets A Guinness World Record
- Emmitt Smith: Record Rusher, World Class Dancer, And Now, World Record Holder
- Jason Taylor to be on 'Dancing With the Stars' -- South Florida Sun
- Okay Emmitt, Do You Want To Tell Me Where The Hell This Came From?
- The cultural relevance of Emmitt Smith
- Emmitt Smith on Federal Investigators: They're Putting the Squeeze on Michael Vick
- Peter King Calls Emmitt Smith's Michael Vick Views 'Idiotic'; Wonders Why ESPN Hired Him
- A Plea To ESPN......Please Get Rid Of Emmitt Smith
- Is Emmitt Smith in Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith Territory?
- Emmitt Smith’s Ramble on ESPN Monday Night












Jason Taylor Soon To Be Dancing With The Stars