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This is the unofficial blog of Portland Trail Blazer Rudy Fernandez. Web Site: El Blog de Rudy Claimed Blog: El Blog Ilusorio de Rudy BallHype Member since Jan. 19, 2009 |
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
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As is known, Andre Miller is an active
streaker. But as his streak is not dermatological, it
is unapparent to even the most astute observer. That is to say, he has played in over 540 straight NBA games without failing. What is his secret? As the point guard is a taciturn fellow, his few ...
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The Mantle That Covers Human Thought
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blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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I am a child of the mean sands
of Palma de Mallorca . I point out this
obviousness for a reason. It seems that even now, opponents and journalists are sometimes unaware that my lanky frame belies a coiled steel within! This steel was forged years ago in the languid heats of my home ...
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A Catch-and-Shoot-22
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 7 days ago
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On the Blazers, five of my mates begin
each match. Then, as time passes, these players are
replaced by the so-called “bench-mates.” And I count myself proudly among them. We bench-mates are here to provide sparks off the bench. How is this accomplished? With static-generating shorts! As we ...
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A Farewell to Legs
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 10 days ago
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In our recent match, I thought I hit
the jackpocket. Not only did the fearful Ukrainian Oleksiy
Pecherov barely take part in the game, but I filled my in-boxes with 15 points, 5 rebounds, 4 assists, 4 turnovers, and 3 thefts of the basketball from the opposition. (I lead all bench players ...
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Clotheslined!
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 13 days ago
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It is no secret matter that there is
talk of trash on the NBA of the parquet.
Yet our recent game against the Minnesota Timberwolves yielded a diabolical new spin on this hoary strategy. Taking the court in the match, I could see the lanky forward Oleksiy Pecherov up close for the first time. ...
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Horror on the Parquet
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
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Did you know? The kingdom of animals can
yield helpful sports perspectives! Per ejemplo , when the
Iberian marmot finds itself backed into a corner, it does not concern itself with niceties. Nor is the fear of a non-unsportsmanlike technical on its mind. Rather, the fearsome rodent is prepared ...
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Iberian Marmots and Football Vixens Pave Paths to Victory
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
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“The forbidden words boil up in us…When they
finally burst out, they do so harshly, brutally, in
the form of a shout, a challenge, an offense. They are projectiles or knives. They cause wounds.” Octavio Paz, The Labyrinth of Solitude Spaniards and Mexicans share many traits. Both ...
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Going Out for Groserías
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 20 days ago
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To win last night in Oklahoma City was
good, as it evened our record at 2-2. But
why is the soil of our start so rocky? Matchups may be partially blamed. For instance, have you ever seen Steve Blake’s sock and sweater combinations? They are enough to put an Estonian off his lunch. And now ...
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Semi-True Confessions
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 23 days ago
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 23 days ago
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Within my knowings, every male professional basketball player
is u n hombre de verdad : A real
man. T hat is, if testosterone were alcohol, we’d all be over the legal limit. Even “nice fellows” like the Trail Blazers are, to a hombre, proud, competitive, and dripping in masculinity. ...
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Questionable Questionings of Manhood
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 25 days ago
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After our season-opening victory over the Houston Rockets,
Greg Oden gestured for me to approach his locker.
Smiling, Greg showed me a site on his laptop and declaimed, “ Season your admiration for a while, Spaniard, and listen with an attentive ear so that I may deliver this marvel to you. ...
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Hawks Embrace Their Young
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 26 days ago
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For the true basketball addict, the preseason might
be compared to methadone: It barely satisfies the yearning
for a truer substance. But tomorrow, the mainlining begins— ¡P or favor, nos desean suerte en el partido!
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If Basketball Were "Heroína"...
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 29 days ago
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There are moments in life when one sees
with a dizzying clarity the catastrophe lurking behind innocent
decisions. In my case, this occurred during my spasm recuperations. While my mates prepared for the season opener a few days hence, I had the time on my hands. Whiling it away on-line, I ...
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Of Erogenous Zones and Intestinal Webbing
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 10/20/2009
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Sergio : Good news, my friend! Me :
You will be a starter this year? Sergio :
Well… this Tyreke Evans is slightly better than I had planned. But something nearly as auspicious! Me : You will be his back-up? Sergio : Perhaps, but no. To make pursuits of Spanish-speaking fans, the NBA’s ...
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A Phone Call from Sacramento
blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com - 10/19/2009
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A riddling! Q. Do you know why I
enjoy partaking of three-point shots? A. Because there are
no shots that total four points. That said, I was mildly disappointed that none of my mates mention another of my on-court skills. For satisfaction, I must turn to the merry members of Blazers Edge , ...
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