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BrewFan101

Claimed Blog: Flotsam - We'll tell you what to think

BallHype Member since Jan. 17, 2008

You're a bunch of peckers
You're a bunch of peckers
flotsam-media.com — In the wake of a hawk's murder at the hands of a PGA Golfer, Flotsam hears the... complaints of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, still livid over his brother's slaying by Randy Johnson fastball in 2001. (more) You're a bunch of peckers
Death is like, sad
Death is like, sad
flotsam-media.com — With all the coverage of Brett Favre's retirement, some fans may get confused about whether he's retiring,... or heading home to the big football field in the sky. One of those confused fans: Flotsam socialite Brenda McDonald. (more) Death is like, sad
Gone in a flash
Gone in a flash
flotsam-media.com — The sad story of Eric Henderson, whose 40-yard dash time at the NFL Combine made him the... flavor of the week in 1998, if only for a moment. (more) Gone in a flash
I support Kevin Hart's imaginary friends
I support Kevin Hart's imaginary friends
flotsam-media.com — Flotsam's resident second grader warns not to quickly judge Nevada high schooler Kevin Hart and his imaginary... recruiting buddy. After all, we've all had imaginary friends before. (more) I support Kevin Hart's imaginary friends
The sports calendar's coldest month
The sports calendar's coldest month
flotsam-media.com — Somewhere in the dark despair of winter -- the gap between football and baseball -- Agatha Moonfry... is stewing over herbal tea, and possibly some devious intentions. (more) The sports calendar's coldest month
We'll love you just the way you are
We'll love you just the way you are
flotsam-media.com — The great Alanis Morrissette once said "We'll love you just the way you are, if you're perfect."... Agatha Moonfry couldn't agree more. (more) We'll love you just the way you are
Super Bowl wrap-up
Super Bowl wrap-up
flotsam-media.com — Nobody understands the Super Bowl like Marv Blackstone. Gisele don't do 18-1.... (more) Super Bowl wrap-up
Gonna bust out
Gonna bust out
flotsam-media.com — The world is down on Kwame Brown as a draft bust. Kwame takes an analytical look at... other members of the 2001 draft, pointing out that maybe he ain't so bad, after all. (more) Gonna bust out
DeJuan Does Media
DeJuan Does Media
flotsam-media.com — Flotsam's DeJuan C3P0 has been deported from the Olympics, escorted out of San Francisco during the Barry... Bonds fiasco and arrested at the Winter Meetings. So how does he become the voice of reason? It's Super Bowl Media Day! (more) DeJuan Does Media
Undercover and between the sheets
Undercover and between the sheets
flotsam-media.com — Donald Winchester, Private Eye, finds himself in the thick of another NFL controversy, with evil Jessica Simpson... and Tom Coughlin hatching a plot against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. (more) Undercover and between the sheets
Marv's Super Bowl Extravaganza
Marv's Super Bowl Extravaganza
flotsam-media.com — A veteran of numerous Super Bowls, Marv Blackstone chronicles his thoughts and feelings surrounding the big game.... Among the memories: an anecdote of lost love. With a bear. (more) Marv's Super Bowl Extravaganza
The ideal birthday
The ideal birthday
flotsam-media.com — A very special day is coming up, darling. I know you have Feb. 3 circled on your... calendar. (more) The ideal birthday
Brain-to-mouth syndrome
Brain-to-mouth syndrome
flotsam-media.com — Anyone else sick of the "lynching" discussion brought about by the golf community? So is The Brain,... who finds the constant attention showered on Kelly Tilghman, Tiger Woods and Golfweek to be an overreaction. We all have crazy thoughts once in a while, after all. Mmm...chicken marsala. (more) Brain-to-mouth syndrome
Can't wait for the big game
Can't wait for the big game
flotsam-media.com — Football season has left us excited for the NCAA national championship game. Hey, anyone know when that... takes place? (more) Can't wait for the big game
Black Tuesdays
Black Tuesdays
flotsam-media.com — Flotsam's resident socialite dishes about the sadness surrounding Black Tuesday -- with Heath Ledger, Tom Brady and... the Tennessee Volunteers in the news. As if. (more) Black Tuesdays
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