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dirtytackle.net - 3 hours ago
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One of the television channels at Chelsea Football
Club — “Russia TV”. Roman Abramovich must be pissed
that technical difficulties are preventing him from watching The Andrei Arshavin Comedy and Out of Place Rants Against Women Drivers Hour . ~~~~ Met up with former ...
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DT in London: Day 2
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dirtytackle.net - 31 hours ago
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There’s a door next to Lampard’s crotch. …
Sounds about right. Today’s lesson: Always tip your taxi
driver well. Upon experiencing your awesome generosity and overall wonderfulness as a human being, he just might reveal that he’s a season ticket holder and ...
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DT in London: Day 1
dirtytackle.net - 2 days ago
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Alright, everybody — here’s the thing. I’ll be
hopping a plane to London tonight, in part to
catch the Chelsea v Wolves match at the Bridge on Saturday. So your regularly scheduled programming will be interrupted between now and Monday, but unless I end up passed out in a ...
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DT in London
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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Iker Casillas Ok. … Getting sleepy in the
press conference. This isn’t good. … Maybe if I
just cross my arms and tilt my head back, no one will know I’m slowly losing consciousness. … Yeah. I think this is working. I look perfectly normal like this. … Oh ...
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Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep…
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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Another day, another head shot. This really is
the final straw for American girls soccer, though. I
mean, the hair pulling and dirty tackles are one thing, but to take aim and obliterate an opponent’s face like this on a free kick is just way over the line. And totally hilarious. ...
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DTotD: Free kick to the face
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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First things first — that’s Tigre midfielder Matias
Gimenez in the picture above. Dressed as a tiger.
Holding two live chickens. With a demonic look on his face. In what appears to be the backyard of a meth lab/child abductor’s hideout. I have no answers for any of that. I ...
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Hooligans drive player to quit
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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On an international break Tuesday, this qualifies as
noteworthy — all Austria’s Paul Scharner has to do
now is suffer disfiguring burns on one side of his face and he’ll be a Batman villain. [Photo: Reuters]
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Interlull News: Paul Scharner’s half-and-half hair
dirtytackle.net - 3 days ago
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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly
confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle… A puddle
of mud proves to be Notts County goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel’s best friend. [ Extra Footie ] It was inevitable: the Elizabeth Lambert dating video parody. [ Tauntr ] ...
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dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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According to Football Italia, Samuel Eto’o has cemented
his reputation as the Oprah Winfrey of footballers by
giving each and every member of the Cameroon national team, which he captains, a £30,000 watch simply because they qualified for the World Cup. Meanwhile, every other ...
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Samuel Eto’o is the very best teammate ever
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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Manchester United — having already bucked the Premier
League trend by raising ticket prices this season and
selling Cristiano Ronaldo for more money than actually exists in the world — are now taking somewhat odd cost-cutting measures, according to The Sun . In addition to ...
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DT Exclusive: United cutbacks
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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There’s a lot to be impressed with in
this clip. Mostly in how #20 was able to
nail his opponent square in the face at such a sharp angle and that said opponent quickly recovered to go after it. The clip ends too soon, though. I have a feeling #20 didn’t come out of that ...
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DTotD: Ball to the face
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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When you think of a professional footballer’s mode
of transportation to a match, you probably conjure images
of pimped-out limousines with built-in hot tubs, strippers and maybe even a personal pizza chef. Well, for footballers in the United States (who aren’t Davey Becks) ...
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Footballers shouldn’t take taxis
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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Though Sunderland’s Darren Bent finally got his call
up to the England squad, it appears even he
is a bit bored with the international break. So bored, in fact, that he sprung for the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 deluxe edition and is wearing the included night vision goggles around ...
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Darren Bent wears night vision goggles
dirtytackle.net - 4 days ago
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A friendly between Uruguayan clubs Paysandu and Cameta
turned not so friendly (see what I did there?)
when defender Carlos Eduardo decided to play a little prank on the linesman. While Eduardo’s Paysandu teammate was being stretchered off the pitch, he went up to the linesman and, ...
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How to anger a linesman
dirtytackle.net - 5 days ago
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Well hello there. I see you’ve caught me
wearing an old Argentina national team shirt. Naturally, I’m
wearing the old one because it was significantly cheaper than the new one and because it was the only one I could find in the dryers at the laundromat. … Why am I wearing ...
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Berbatov is…The Continental
