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Quick Take: Browns-Lions Edition
Quick Take: Browns-Lions Edition
clevelandreboot.com — Much more later on what has to be considered an era-defining game turned in by the Browns - and no, let's not suggest that either Brady Quinn or Brian Daboll have validated their NFL existences - but for the next several hours, let me state the following: While the game was ... (more) Quick Take: Browns-Lions Edition
Why to Watch This Week
Why to Watch This Week
clevelandreboot.com — As Cleveland Reboot closes in on one year of service, folly and majestical none-such, I have been amazed at the growth of an entity that was solely designed to poke fun at the likes of Tony Grossi. However, thanks to tremendous reader support and a product like the Browns that ... (more) Why to Watch This Week
The Football Gods Smile Upon Me: Florio and Grossi Edition
The Football Gods Smile Upon Me: Florio and Grossi Edition
clevelandreboot.com — In what can only be considered a gift from the football gods, it appears that long estranged identical twins Mike Florio and Tony Grossi have finally crossed each other's paths. And the result is nothing short of the sweetest symphony my cynical ears have ever beheld. Casserly ... (more) The Football Gods Smile Upon Me: Florio and Grossi Edition
Saturday Round-Up: Speak Softly Edition
Saturday Round-Up: Speak Softly Edition
clevelandreboot.com — While the Browns may not be setting any records on the field - at least those of the non-historically futile variety - the past calendar year of Cleveland football has introduced a bevy of new phrases to our speculative lexicon. Throughout Eric Mangini's Berea tenure, we have been ... (more) Saturday Round-Up: Speak Softly Edition
Long Since Forgotten: Glutton for Punishment Edition
Long Since Forgotten: Glutton for Punishment Edition
clevelandreboot.com — Yesterday's piece, Long Since Forgotten , which was meant as a tribute of sorts to two of our most underrated players, Steve Heiden and Ryan Tucker, elicited the type of reader responses that can effectively characterize both the immense pride and utter humiliation that is ... (more) Long Since Forgotten: Glutton for Punishment Edition
Long Since Forgotten
Long Since Forgotten
clevelandreboot.com — Lost in the midst of what has become an increasingly publicized fall from grace has been the absence of two of the Browns most consistent and longest-tenured players in the team’s recent history. While both the on and off-field versions of the Browns continue to scrape the depths of ... (more) Long Since Forgotten
Wednesday Roundup: Lumpy Words Edition
Wednesday Roundup: Lumpy Words Edition
clevelandreboot.com — There is such temptation involved when a Browns fan holds in their hands the words of Randy Lerner. Much like a pile of clay, the reclusive owner's sparse comments regarding our beloved franchise can be shaped in many different ways, yet never fully understood. Take Lerner's most ... (more) Wednesday Roundup: Lumpy Words Edition
The Evening After: Browns-Ravens Edition
The Evening After: Browns-Ravens Edition
clevelandreboot.com — In many respects, Monday night's loss to the Ravens left me with the same types of emotions I experienced during the prior Brady Quinn era - which can be summed up thusly - numb. Much like the early season defeats at the hands of the Vikings and Broncos, our current collection of ... (more) The Evening After: Browns-Ravens Edition
Art Modell Must Die
Art Modell Must Die
clevelandreboot.com — As we near the kickoff of what is likely the Browns' last appearance on Monday Night Football for the foreseeable future, I have to touch on a topic that bears quite a bit of relevance for the team moving forward. And since everything about tonight's game seems to revolve around the ... (more) Art Modell Must Die
The Tipping Point: Browns-Ravens Preview
The Tipping Point: Browns-Ravens Preview
clevelandreboot.com — That the Browns actually have to play a game tomorrow night has been almost lost within the twin-pronged drama of front office turmoil and Jamal Lewis' recent bout of civil disobedience. And even when the Browns actually take the field tomorrow night, it still may be hard to notice ... (more) The Tipping Point: Browns-Ravens Preview
Saturday Talkback
Saturday Talkback
clevelandreboot.com — As always, Cleveland Reboot strives to serve the needs of its readers, be it as a soothing voice in a time of crisis, or as a rough dagger in a 1950's knife fight, a reliable alibi on the night in question, or even as a virtual shoulder to cry on - Cleveland Reboot is there for ... (more) Saturday Talkback
The Berea Knot
The Berea Knot
clevelandreboot.com — It continues to amaze me how a such a completely inept franchise as ours can remain in the headlines day after day. Besides wobbling to a 1-7 start and in a few short days serving as the subject of a documentary focusing on the general worthlessness of protests in professional ... (more) The Berea Knot
Deep Throat Thursday
Deep Throat Thursday
clevelandreboot.com — Perhaps the biggest criticism that has been hurled at the Mangini regime in recent weeks - besides the team lacking an overall identity, using an ultra-conversative gameplan featuring the NFL equivalent of crude Stone Age tool-making, and possessing a defense that is only effective in ... (more) Deep Throat Thursday
Audition Wednesday
Audition Wednesday
clevelandreboot.com — To piggyback my pathetic attempt yesterday to both call attention to myself by promoting a meaningless cause and call attention to myself by calling attention to myself – much like proud Clevelander Dawg Pound Mike is readying himself to do this coming Monday – the flames of dissent have ... (more) Audition Wednesday
A Most Deserving Protest
A Most Deserving Protest
clevelandreboot.com — Perhaps I'm just acting a little petulant, but after reading and hearing so much regarding the upcoming Monday Night Walkout, I have to admit that I've become somewhat jealous of all the attention being lavished on Dawg Pound Mike and his constant chum, French Fry Guy. And knowing ... (more) A Most Deserving Protest
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