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fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 13 hours ago
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I didn't have complete attention to the second
and third games on the day, as I was...
hosting in-laws and wrangling kids, but here goes. > Cowboys RB Tashard Choice seems to have the 2008 Felix Jones role of looking good on limited carries. This means that he'll get too much hype as a breakout ...
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Random Thanksgiving Game Notes
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fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 13 hours ago
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is Josh McDaniels is a potty mouth. (And
NFLN doesn't edit.) http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog That...
Loves You Back!
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All We Are Saying...
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 21 hours ago
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> Is it me, or was Detroit Fan
never into this game, even when they had a...
lead and the Packers looked like they were going to sleep through this? I bow to your wisdom, Lion Fan. Of course, you did go to this game in the first place. > In my judgment, there is no way that a black guy was ever ...
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Packers-Lions Thanksgiving Game Notes
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
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First things first: the older you get, the
more you like Thanks-giving. That's true for a million...
reasons, not the least of which is: 1) Every year you can look around the table and not see an empty chair, that's a win. Not everyone gets that. Be thankful. 2) Any amount of family works. People ...
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NFL Picks Week 12: Fixing The Best Holiday of the Year
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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This week's festival of hate takes to task
a nice collection of people who should know better,...
and do not. It is well worth your click, so go and do that, OK? http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back!
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NESW Drop: Enemies List Vol. 3
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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> And we're back to the game that
has been the most miserable one for Eagle Fans:...
SNF. The record for the laundry in this game is downright atrocious, right up there with their record in close games. Any night game loss involves sleeplessness and hate. So let's have at it! > The first third ...
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Eagles - Bears Notes
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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This week, You Crap is brought to you
by Seventh Generation Toilet Paper, the toilet paper that's...
somehow associated with Native Americans, so that you can feel less guilty about your bowel movements. For your own personal trail of tears -- hey, those recycled fibers aren't here to make you ...
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NFL Week 11: You Crap The Bed
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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10) What is the percentage of people watching
the BMW with the bow driving over the ski...
slopes that are hoping for a flip and deadly explosion? 9) Is Sirius satellite radio aware that more people watching their ads think of Elvis as a dead junkie who is buried like a hamster in his backyard, ...
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Top 10 Week 11 NFL Ad Questions
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 7 days ago
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News today is that Brian Westbrook will make
a full recovery from his second concussion in three...
weeks, and while everyone is talking as if he'll return to the field (perhaps in time for a hoped-for playoff), I'm just happy to hear the man isn't looking at reduced capabilities. And since I'm ...
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The Best
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 9 days ago
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Like any long form piece of blogging, this
column takes several days to write, and that time...
is not continuous. I don't get to lock myself away to the exclusion of all other pursuits and responsibilities. Whose fault is that? Yours, clearly. Had you merely told 1,000 of your closest friends ...
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NFL Week 11 Picks: Don't Drive Angry
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 10 days ago
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Don't miss today's list over at NESW ,
folks. It required effort and everything! http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The...
Sports Blog That Loves You Back!
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NESW Drop: Enemies List Vol. 2
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
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In honor of Eagles coach Andy "Help, My
Testicles Have Receded And I Can't Stop Kicking Field...
Goals" Reid, this week's episode of You Crap comes to you from Depends Adult Brand Diapers for men. If you've got a question about the use of this product, by all means, click here . (Note: The FAQ ...
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NFL Week 10: You Crap The Bed
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
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10) In all of the demeaning and soul
crushing jobs that Mike Rowe has performed on television,...
where does whoring for Ford rank? 9) Should I really chose my financial services provider based on their support of has-been '70s pop stars? 8) Why should the navigation issues of freaks impact my ...
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Top 10 Week 10 NFL Ad Questions
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
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> In all of the ways in which
your team can lose a game, the least satisfying...
has to be when your coaching staff goes Maximum Pussy. Repeatedly in this game, with no evidence that the defense was going to be able to win a low-scoring game, the Eagles went for field goals instead of ...
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Eagles - Chargers Notes
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
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A graphic designer takes on the "trouble" helmets
of the NFL . I agree with the assessment...
of the Patriots new look being kind of lame, and dearly wish for the team to embrace the ethos of the 1970s "Wonder Woman" television show. Then, it will be more socially acceptable to knock Tom Brady ...
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Fierce, Girlfriend
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
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Has it really been six hundred and sixty
six years since the NFL Network launched? It's only...
seems that way, folks. So it's that special time of year, when the days are getting shorter and the economic worry is getting long, where you've got a freshly unwelcome race to close your picks column ...
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Week 10 NFL Picks: Going To The Enn Eff Hell
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
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I've started a new contract gig writing for
Ethan and the gang over at NESW, and you...
should go check it out, really. Every week will be a fresh dose of hate, and really, that's not something I'm bad at. See who the lead enemy is this week... http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog ...
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NESW Drop: The Enemies List
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
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11) It's OK to remember Pat Tillman, but
if you forget about certain parts of the Pat...
Tillman story, the Army really won't mind 10) While everyone in the NFL thanks the troops, star quarterbacks thank them most of all 9) Troops in Afghanistan are so starved for entertainment, they are ...
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Top 11 takeaways from the NFL's Veterans Day salute
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
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> I hate night games involving my laundry.
Any infuriating outcome will sit with you like bad...
late night diner food, and keep me up for hours. I'm not saying that I have nervous energy watching these games, but I did an astounding amount of busy work with my hands -- writing, folding laundry, ...
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Eagles-Cowboys Notes: The Ruling On The Field Of Life ...
fivetooltool.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
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This week on a very special episode of
You Crap, we're giving back to the community by...
celebrating World Toilet Day . This honest to goodness real holiday happens in just ten days, and helps to put focus on the global sanitation crisis. Through several different agencies, you too can give a ...
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NFL Week 9: You Crap The Bed Celebrates World Toilet Day
