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ballhype.com - 7/10/2008
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The Yankees "Mustache Night" promotion was initially designed
to garner support for Jason Giambi's All-Star bid, but
it had a much larger effect. Seeing 20,000 fully formed, bushy and bristled mustaches in the stands hearkened the FlyMaster back to the glory days of athletes and sports. The mustache was a symbol of the powerful, independent, virile, aggressive, ...
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Mustache...Cool, But Bring Back the Cigarette!
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ballhype.com - 6/6/2008
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Pound for Pound boxing king, Floyd Mayweather Jr.,
announced his retirement today. This time it's for real...supposedly.
Floyd who has been ducking Miguel Cotto and Antonio Margarito, the two fighters in his division that could take him out, for years says it was a tough decision, but he's at piece. Now the debate begins. Where does the Pretty Boy rank on the all-time ...
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Pretty Boy Floyd Retires in True Weasel Fashion
ballhype.com - 6/3/2008
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The Detroit Pistons are reportedly flipping their script
by moving on without coach Flip Saunders. Flip took
Detroit to three Eastern Conference Finals, but no championship. Joe Dumars pulled the trigger on the move and look for other transitions in the Pistons near future. Nobody is safe, so look for Rasheed Wallace to appear on the chopping block in the attempt to lure ...
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Detroit Flips Script on Saunders
ballhype.com - 5/28/2008
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It's that time of year again. Call it "Revenge
of the Nerds" or "The Geekpire Strikes Back," but definitely call
it exciting, impressive, exhilarating, intoxicating, and roborant. That's right, the National Spelling Bee returns and now it's time to see what America's finest home-schooled, ADHD, highly functioning autistic kids have locked in the ...
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National Spelling Bee - HELL YEAH!
ballhype.com - 5/14/2008
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The Feds just laid another 14 counts of
perjury and one count of obstruction on Mr. Barry
Lamar Bonds, thus bringing the witchhunt to ridiculous levels. Good to see the Feds are hot on the case. You bastards. This action guarantees the following will happen in the next 2 years. 1. Bonds will go to jail. If Marion Jones got six months, Barry Lamar will get at least 24 ...
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Barry Bonds Witchhunt Tightens The Noose
ballhype.com - 5/9/2008
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Internet sensation turned MMA fighter, Kimbo Slice, is
quickly becoming one of MMA's top draws for all
the wrong reasons. Slice, aka Kevin Ferguson, carved out his path to fame by participating in numerous backyard brawls and scraps where he routinely beat up ex-cons, nefarious thugs, and other sordid characters. Slice's "promoters" in the early days were a cast of porn ...
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Kimbo Slice - New Face of Negritude
ballhype.com - 5/2/2008
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Indianapolis Colts receiver, Marvin Harrison, is under investigation
for a shooting that occured at his tavern in
Philadelphia. Evidently, a local drunk came in and caused a ruckus, but Marv wasn't having it. He beat the man up. As one witness put it, "Marvin has hands of a ninja." Nice. Story not over. Marv took it to the next level when he ...
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Marvin Harrison Bustin' Caps!
ballhype.com - 4/25/2008
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Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard admitted on the
Michael Irvin Radio Show that he smokes weed in
the off-season. Listen to the link. The best part is "The Playmaker" questioning Howard as if Mike Irvin never freebased coke in a motel room with call girls. Kettle meet pot...literally. http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/player?context=podcast&id=3367892 ...
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NBA Players Smoke Weed? What Else is New?
ballhype.com - 4/22/2008
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First of all, the FlyMaster apologizes in advance
for drifting outside of the sports world, but this
is a necessary evil. Everytime they show polygamists their ladies are always sporting some "Little House on the Prairie" frocks that cover everything but their feet. Their hair is all put up in some Harriet Beecher Stowe coif, and their skin is as pasty as a pile of ...
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Polygamist Uniforms - Time for an Upgrade
ballhype.com - 4/9/2008
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Face the facts, not many mainstream sports fans
care about women's basketball. If that's a tough pill
to swallow, then walk away now. The WNBA clings to life, but has the stench of death. Women's college basketball is mostly over-hyped to compensate for poor attendance and poor ratings. Even with stars like Candace Parker, the women's game is eons away from our ...
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No Respect for the Ladies
ballhype.com - 4/2/2008
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The MLB season is now completely open for
business and in the first two days of action
some familiar patterns have reared their heads. On opening day Boston's JD Drew injured himself. On day two Pedro Martinez injured himself. Mr. Injury, Nomar Garciaparra didn't even make it to Opening Day. This begs the question, why are some guys so prone to injury? JD (stands for "Just ...
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Chronically Hurt vs. Terminally Terrible
ballhype.com - 3/27/2008
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The San Francisco Giants made their breakup with
Barry Bonds official by removing all images of the
Home Run King from the stadium he helped to build. Like a 16 year old girl tearing pictures of herself and her boyfriend in half after he deflowered her and participated in her passage to womanhood, all tributes to Barry Bonds have been erased from the annals of AT &T Park as if Barry ...
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Giants Act Like 16 Year Old Girl Breaking Up With Bonds
ballhype.com - 3/26/2008
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In yet another sign that ESPN has officially
jumped the shark, the four-letter network reportedly hired Justin "Cry
Me a River" Timberlake as the host of the ESPY's. What sport does he play again? I guess doing handkerchief hat-wearing R&B dance moves, while diddling your yet to drop testicles is considered a sport to the ESPN powers-that-be. That's great ...
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ESPN Hires Justin Timberlake
ballhype.com - 3/24/2008
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Friends, countrymen, countryladies, compatriots, et. al, how many
times have you heard a variation of the following
questions...."Does this dress make me look fat?" or "Does this shirt make me look like an *sshole?" The FlyMaster would like to add, "does my bracket make me look dumb?" to this list of uncomfortable questions. This morning the ...
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Does My Bracket Make Me Look Fat?
ballhype.com - 3/13/2008
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Shelley Duncan's spike up slide into Rays second
baseman Akinori Iwamura and the ensuing "brawl" just prove
the point that baseball players, for the most part are a bunch of sissies. A brawl means fists flying, teeth being dislodged, a few great tackles, and the chance of blood being spilled. A "brawl" in baseball terms means one shove, a leisurely trot from ...
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Yanks-Rays Brawl Proves Baseball is for Sissies!
