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Frank Coffey

Frank Coffey

Editor of eTrueSports.com

"Dedicated to taking scraps of truth and turning them into absurdist nonsense."

Web Site: eTrueSports.com

BallHype Member since Nov. 8, 2007

Top Eleven Messages on Brett Favre's Cell
etruesports.com - 7/23/2008
Top Eleven Messages on Brett Favre's Cell
— etruesports.com — 11. This is Brad, call me back on a pay phone 10. You kidding? Minneapolis is much... warmer 9. Go west on I-94 to Cedar, take a left and a quarter mile down there’s a diner … 8. Jesse Ventura is not the governor anymore and, no, you won’t have to shake his hand (more) Top Eleven Messages on Brett Favre's Cell

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eTrueSports video: Phone It In with Scoops Jackson
etruesports.com - 7/2/2008
eTrueSports video: Phone It In with Scoops Jackson
— etruesports.com — eTrueSports' radio personality Scoops Jackson takes listeners calls and makes a fool of himself.... (more) eTrueSports video: Phone It In with Scoops Jackson

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eTrueSports.com Video: Quick Hits: Moments of Truth
etruesports.com - 7/2/2008
eTrueSports.com Video: Quick Hits: Moments of Truth
— etruesports.com — Episode 13: PGA ad campaign: Boring Is The New Cool; Edie Hill: "Ban Afghan hounds!"; Zito wants... a raise; Minaya dropped from "The Moment of Truth"; MLB players: "Where's Canada?" (more) eTrueSports.com Video: Quick Hits: Moments of Truth

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VIDEO - Top Eleven Laker Reasons for Blowing a 24-Pt Lead
etruesports.com - 6/14/2008
VIDEO - Top Eleven Laker Reasons for Blowing a 24-Pt Lead
— etruesports.com — or ... How we wrecked our season without really trying... (more) VIDEO - Top Eleven Laker Reasons for Blowing a 24-Pt Lead

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American Sterilization Society Honors Hank Steinbrenner
etruesports.com - 3/2/2008
American Sterilization Society Honors Hank Steinbrenner
— etruesports.com — The New York Yankees’ Hank Steinbrenner will receive The American Sterilization Society’s “Idiot Son of the Year... Award” at the group’s annual gala to be held this year in Crawford, TX. “ I guess this proves that if you just keep opening your mouth, good things will happen. I’m thrilled.” (more) American Sterilization Society Honors Hank Steinbrenner

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Spygate: Bob Kraft Frolicked With Olsen Sister
etruesports.com - 2/25/2008
Spygate: Bob Kraft Frolicked With Olsen Sister
— etruesports.com — New York - eTrueSports has learned that Roger Goodell told Senator Arlen Spector that the clandestine Spygate... tapes destroyed by the NFL featured steamy footage of Patriots owner Bob Kraft and an Olsen sister. “The shower scene was quite arousing," said one NFL operative who saw the tape before it was destroyed. (more) Spygate: Bob Kraft Frolicked With Olsen Sister

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etruesports.com - 2/25/2008
Sheffield Wins $5,000 Sweepstakes Prize
— etruesports.com — I Guess I'm Just Lucky," Says Sheffield For being the 1 millionth person to call uber-agent Scott... Boras a "bad person" Detroit Tiger slugger Gary Sheffield has won The Ethical Culture House Sweepstakes and will receive $5,000 per week for the rest of his life. "I never won anything before," said Sheffield, "this is really neat." (more) Sheffield Wins $5,000 Sweepstakes Prize

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Hey Cuban! You're' After The Wrong Kid!!
etruesports.com - 2/15/2008
Hey Cuban! You're' After The Wrong Kid!!
— etruesports.com — Rock star Kid Rock wants to be a Dallas Maverick Dallas – Thwarted in their attempt to... obtain New Jersey ’s all-star guard, Jason Kidd, the Dallas Mavericks have turned their attention to controversial rocker Kid Rock. The musician was ecstatic at the news. “I love to ball,” said Rock. Maverick owner Mark Cuban said. ’If the fans want a kid, I’ll give 'em a kid." (more) Hey Cuban! You're' After The Wrong Kid!!

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etruesports.com - 2/2/2008
Hillary Makes Play For Bill ... Belichick
— etruesports.com — Boston - Desperate for delegates and good publicity in her bid for the Democratic presidential nomination, Hillary... Clinton has taken a page from the Richard Nixon playbook and designed a play for Bill Belichick for this Sunday's Super Bowl game. Called "Flip Flop 08,” the play calls for Tom Brady to fake a handoff to Lawrence Maroney, then run left, run right, run left again, run right, etc. .. (more) Hillary Makes Play For Bill ... Belichick

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CBS To Debut "Tommy-Cam" For Super Bowl
etruesports.com - 2/1/2008
CBS To Debut "Tommy-Cam" For Super Bowl
— etruesports.com — New York - Bowing to intense pressure from a potential audience of 65 million female Super Bowl... viewers, CBS will unveil its new Tommy-Cam during the telecast. The hi-def camera will provide unprecedented, even intimate, coverage of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, before, during and after the game. (more) CBS To Debut "Tommy-Cam" For Super Bowl

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PGA Eliminates Everyone Not Named Tiger
etruesports.com - 1/28/2008
PGA Eliminates Everyone Not Named Tiger
— etruesports.com — "We Don't Need Any Other Players." New York – Following Tiger Woods’ eight-stroke competition-whomping Buick Invitational victory... at Torrey Pines, PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem and CBS President Les Moonves announced that Woods will play the remainder of the 2008 Tour season alone. Literally. “We’ve dis-invited all the other golfers for the rest of the PGA season. No one wants to see anybody ... (more) PGA Eliminates Everyone Not Named Tiger

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Belichick To Open "Hoodies R Us" Franchises
etruesports.com - 1/20/2008
Belichick To Open "Hoodies R Us" Franchises
— etruesports.com — Boston - Diversifying his interests beyond the gridiron, Patriot coach Bill Belichick has started a new retail... franchise business, "Hoodies R Us," with the first location opening on Super Bowl Sunday in a mall in downtown Providence, R.I. "We thought the cross promotional benefits would be tremendous," said Belichick. (more) Belichick To Open "Hoodies R Us" Franchises

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What You Didn't Hear On 60 Minutes: "I'm Addicted To Bingo!"
etruesports.com - 1/9/2008
What You Didn't Hear On 60 Minutes: "I'm Addicted To Bingo!"
— etruesports.com — "B-12 Is My Favorite Number" New York - In a poignant exchange with CBS' Mike Wallace that... was cut from last Sunday's 60 Minutes interview, Roger Clemens tearfully detailed several moral lapses during his legendary career, including an ongoing addiction to Bingo and recurring lustful thoughts about a particular Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. (more) What You Didn't Hear On 60 Minutes: "I'm Addicted To Bingo!"

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Reggie Bush Plays D: "I'm Cute - And, Besides, Everybody Cheats"
etruesports.com - 12/21/2007
Reggie Bush Plays D: "I'm Cute - And, Besides, Everybody Cheats"
— etruesports.com — Los Angeles – Reggie Bush, the 2005 Heisman Trophy winner, is staunchly defending himself against charges that... he allegedly received hundreds of thousands of dollars in improper benefits while playing football for USC. “When you’re going to college, you have to live somewhere,” said an exasperated Bush, “otherwise when it rains your textbooks get wet.” (more) Reggie Bush Plays D: "I'm Cute - And, Besides, Everybody ...

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