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Ghostrunner

Web Site: Ghostrunner On First

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BallHype Member since March 10, 2008

Let the Right One In
Let the Right One In
ghostrunneronfirst.com — Does Alex Rios's contact rate tell us what kind of 2009 he'll have? Does anybody care? Charts are fun to look at/ (more) Let the Right One In
Shut Up about Scott Rolen's Contract
Shut Up about Scott Rolen's Contract
ghostrunneronfirst.com — A favorite hobby of The Blue Jays Doom and Gloom Squad seems to be lamenting Scott Rolen's contract. While I fail to see the point of magical rosterbation like this (if they weren't paying him X dollars, they could give it to MANNY!), I do understand why they complain about Rolen's ... (more) Shut Up about Scott Rolen's Contract
Report: Jays in as Potential Third Team in Marlins/Red Sox Move
Report: Jays in as Potential Third Team in Marlins/Red Sox Move
ghostrunneronfirst.com — How the Toronto Blue Jays could figure into a potential Hanley Ramirez to the Red Sox deal. (more) Report: Jays in as Potential Third Team in Marlins/Red ...
Ghostreader on First - An Interview with Andrew Hood
Ghostreader on First - An Interview with Andrew Hood
ghostrunneronfirst.com — Taking a brief break from my usual grab-bag of dick jokes and baseball statistics twisted into dick jokes; I recently had the privilege of interviewing Canadian author Andrew Hood. Hood's first book, the short story collection Pardon Our Monsters, received the 2007 Danuta Gleed Literary ... (more) Ghostreader on First - An Interview with Andrew Hood
Ghostrunner on First Presents: Holiday Gift Ideas
Ghostrunner on First Presents: Holiday Gift Ideas
ghostrunneronfirst.com — Ah yes, the holiday season is just around the corner. Christmas, the celebration of capitalism raping your soul, is only 36 days away! I think I'll go right to the horse's mouth, and decide what official Blue Jays merchandise is fit for gift giving this holiest of seasons. (more) Ghostrunner on First Presents: Holiday Gift Ideas
Intelligent Beings Pile on Gold Gloves
Intelligent Beings Pile on Gold Gloves
walkoffwalk.com — The Gold Gloves are impossible to take seriously, so Walkoff Walk presents the Gilded Leather Awards. (more) Intelligent Beings Pile on Gold Gloves
I Didn't Mean it Adam Lind
I Didn't Mean it Adam Lind
ghostrunneronfirst.com — I'm sorry Adam Lind, baby I didn't mean it. I know you've heard about me coveting Billy Butler, the first of many young things to shake their OPS at me. I'm only human sugar, but you know how I really feel. Adam Lind, you're the only one for me. (more) I Didn't Mean it Adam Lind
Fielding Bible as Worthless as Regular Bible
Fielding Bible as Worthless as Regular Bible
ghostrunneronfirst.com — The fielding bible awards were announced today, and despite the Blue Jays being one of the best defensive teams in baseball, they were conspicuously absent from the list of winners. It's tough to argue most names on the list, but I'll place my homer blinders on and do it gladly. (more) Fielding Bible as Worthless as Regular Bible
The Ghostrunners Reflect
The Ghostrunners Reflect
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — I posed questions to the other GROFmen, asking for their impressions of the Jays season. My probing interrogation of their innermost thoughts went as follows: Personal highlight of 2008? Biggest letdown of 2008? JP stays - yay or nay? Enduring Image of 2008? (more) The Ghostrunners Reflect
Go Ahead, Throw Your Outs Away
Go Ahead, Throw Your Outs Away
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — I'm not a bitter man (this is completely untrue, I'm more bitter than a pint of Guinness cut with Iodine), but the more I convince myself about the bad luck and/or general cosmic misalignment that caused the Jays to underperform their various expected records, the more I resent the Angels (more) Go Ahead, Throw Your Outs Away
Gone to Seed
Gone to Seed
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — They aren't kidding with this offseason stuff, are they? Jays news has completely dried up, sham postseason awards are being handed out (not to Rocco, which just ain't right) in celebration of players going from just okay to really good. Cliff Lee is determined to haunt my dreams. (more) Gone to Seed
Détente
Détente
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — Watching Yankee Stadium's last stand on Sunday night made me feel...strange. It was a little like hooking up with a strange girl after she's had a few too many drinks. She's wild, aggressive and unexpectedly starts into a filthy talk routine. Not standard-issue filth, she brings the racist (more) Détente
Jays Season, Bloggers Youth Die on Same Day
Jays Season, Bloggers Youth Die on Same Day
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — Two unlikely things undid the Blue Jays this weekend: poor defense and rare bad outings from Scott Downs. What is the story with Scott Downs these days anyway? Does the mystery lie within his BABIP? (more) Jays Season, Bloggers Youth Die on Same Day
The Twins Are Not Good Role Models
The Twins Are Not Good Role Models
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — The Minnesota Twins are the kid on your street that smoked and failed math. The kid who's dad would buy you beer all the time. Are they a good example of how to balance a budget? Yes, they are. But the Twins team that is competing for the Central division title, it just isn't that good. The ... (more) The Twins Are Not Good Role Models
Fed Considers Interest Rate Cut to Combat Burnett Inflation
Fed Considers Interest Rate Cut to Combat Burnett Inflation
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — With the United States plunging deeper into recession, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke stated today that he would consider cutting interest rates to combat inflationary factor AJ Burnett. The mercurial starter picked up his 16 win of the season last night, a new career high. Many leading economists see Burnett's 2008 performance as a "contract year mirage" and similar to the subprime ... (more) Fed Considers Interest Rate Cut to Combat Burnett Inflation
Questions from girls
Questions from girls
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — A new semi-regular feature here at GROF HQ will see me, Jesse, your friend and marginal Grofman, fielding a handpicked selection of the several hundred well-meaning and adorably naive questions we receive every month from our vast female readership. (more) Questions from girls
David Purcey Makes a Statement
David Purcey Makes a Statement
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — Loudly and proudly, the big lefty made a bold statement: Lloyd the Barber is an idiot. I, for one, agree. In his (my) defence, Brandon League is awesome. I claim complete ownership over his greatness. I am very much afraid of Gary Sheffield, in both a baseball sense and a public safety sense. Why am I longing for Eckstein? Plus Lloyd takes on Wednesdays with JP! (more) David Purcey Makes a Statement
Universe Deems My Happiness Impossible
Universe Deems My Happiness Impossible
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — No sooner had Rocco Baldelli made his triumphant return to the field, driving in runs and diving to and fro with a determined ardor, does Scott Rolen head to the DL with further issues in his bionic left shoulder. What is an ironically detached, wins and losses don't matter, try-hard poseur to do? What's next? Brandon League pitching to contact? Alex Rios walking? I don't ask for much... (more) Universe Deems My Happiness Impossible
Good For What Ails You
Good For What Ails You
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — Long weekends, hardcore shows and perspective make a tough season go down more easily. (more) Good For What Ails You
I Don't Even Know What I Believe Anymore
I Don't Even Know What I Believe Anymore
ghostrunners.blogspot.com — More to the point, I don't even know what I think anymore. While I appreciate the translation services to improve my understanding of JP's lies, and I can understand where the die-hards are coming from, I'm conflicted. When I read something aimless and critical of JP without reason other than sheer frustration, I get angry. What do you expect him to do? I agree with Geoff Baker , optics are ... (more) I Don't Even Know What I Believe Anymore
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