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Division Update: AL Central
majorleaguejerk.com - 6/4/2009
Division Update: AL Central
— majorleaguejerk.com — Another week, another bout of depression for having to cover the AL Central. Sigh. Maybe the picture... of Hello Kitty will make me feel better… Didn’t work. Anyways… Reversion to the Mean Award: This is a two parter. Kansas City: Remember their hot start? Yea, ... (more) Division Update: AL Central

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MLJ Stat of the Day: Pitchers Who Can Hit
majorleaguejerk.com - 6/4/2009
MLJ Stat of the Day: Pitchers Who Can Hit
— majorleaguejerk.com — The biggest complaint by the NL is of course the fact that the pitcher is a sure... out every night. It deflates the ERAs of pitchers facing those weaker hitters and creates lower scoring games as teams strategize ways to get around good batters in order to face the pitcher. In light of this ... (more) MLJ Stat of the Day: Pitchers Who Can Hit

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Division Update: NL West
majorleaguejerk.com - 6/4/2009
Division Update: NL West
— majorleaguejerk.com — In order to keep you up to date on the goings on of all the divisions around... the league, we will be providing a weekly update on each division . I have grown to resent these division updates in a way you may never understand. You see, I hate the Dodgers so I hate writing about how they ... (more) Division Update: NL West

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Congratulations, Chris Young. You’re the Worst Everyday Hitter in the League.
majorleaguejerk.com - 6/2/2009
Congratulations, Chris Young. You’re the Worst Everyday Hitter in the League.
— majorleaguejerk.com — There isn't a player out there with more than 160 PAs that is as bad is Chris... Young is with a bat. (more) Congratulations, Chris Young. You’re the Worst Everyday ...

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Under the Lights: Still Too Early for Lights
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/20/2009
Under the Lights: Still Too Early for Lights
— majorleaguejerk.com — It’s Sunday which means there’s only one night game on and I hate the Cubs so I... don’t plan on spending too much time watching and commenting. But there is great news in baseball nonetheless. The Rays have lost again which means they are the new cellar dwellers in the ... (more) Under the Lights: Still Too Early for Lights

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New York Cleveland Yankees
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/20/2009
New York Cleveland Yankees
— majorleaguejerk.com — Note: This was written before the Yankees instant replay’d the Tribe on Sunday…but I don’t care, I... want to revel in this because nothing tastes sweeter than the tears of a Yankee. /who the fuck still uses a payphone? If there’s any consolation to Cleveland ... (more) New York Cleveland Yankees

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MLJ Jerk Of The Month
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/20/2009
MLJ Jerk Of The Month
— majorleaguejerk.com — After last month’s debacle in which we got this up super duper late, I decided to get... on the ball with April’s Jerk of the Month. This commenter burst onto the scene in recent months , and he has one of the best commenter names out there. Ladies and gentlemen, Paris ... (more) MLJ Jerk Of The Month

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Under The Lights: Hostican’t
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/20/2009
Under The Lights: Hostican’t
— majorleaguejerk.com — Good evening humans and robots. Today was a, well I’ll just come out with it, today was... an amazingly awesome day here at Major League Jerk. Sadly you all didn’t get to experience it because Hostican’t fucked the whole thing up. I for one do not welcome our new Hostican’t ... (more) Under The Lights: Hostican’t

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Quality Start: First Day of the Playoffs!!one!111!
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/19/2009
Quality Start: First Day of the Playoffs!!one!111!
— majorleaguejerk.com — Good morning, friends of excellence. Today is Xmas Day for NBA fans. The playoffs start today! (!111!one!)... But before we get to that, let’s talk beisbol. The Real King Last night Mets 5, Brewers 4: Livan Hernandez came trough in the clutch again, spreading only 4 runs over 5 ... (more) Quality Start: First Day of the Playoffs!!one!111!

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Day Baseball Update
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/19/2009
Day Baseball Update
— majorleaguejerk.com — It’s Saturday and the weather seems great everywhere in the country right now so we’ve got a... full slate of games to look forward to today. Already underway: Oakland jumped out to a 1-0 lead over the Blue Jays in the first inning and that’s where the score sits in the 2nd. ... (more) Day Baseball Update

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Under The Lights: 15 To Go
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/19/2009
Under The Lights: 15 To Go
— majorleaguejerk.com — Cavs 102, Pis-dones 84: Cavs handled their business in game 1 of their series versus the Detroit... Pistons. The defensive intensity wasn’t quite where it needs to be, but the offense looked good. The Cavs had 24 assists on only 4 turnovers. Lebron finished with 38, 8, and 7 on 20 shots, and ... (more) Under The Lights: 15 To Go

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Quality Start: What is Going On?
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/19/2009
Quality Start: What is Going On?
— majorleaguejerk.com — WANG!!! Good morning, friends of excellence. It’s another glorious day in the world of fake internet basball... friendship, one which I’m sure will undoubtedly end with at least five people being accused of having AIDS (three of those five accusations will prove accurate–Hef ... (more) Quality Start: What is Going On?

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New Nike Running Commercial
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/17/2009
New Nike Running Commercial
— majorleaguejerk.com — Holy fucking cock piss balls. I know we’re less than two weeks into the Major League season,... but I can’t handle the Twins anymore. I knew their offense would be bad, but I didn’t know it would be this bad. No one on the team can fucking hit. Except Denard Span. But what shocks ... (more) New Nike Running Commercial

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One-Hitter: Props to the Yankees Fan
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/17/2009
One-Hitter: Props to the Yankees Fan
— majorleaguejerk.com — As much as I hate to praise anything related to the Yankees, the guy who caught Grady... Sizemore’s grand slam in yesterday’s game gets props for two things: 1. He caught the ball bare handed. A ball like that, flying right at you and you can’t move your feet, to get ... (more) One-Hitter: Props to the Yankees Fan

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Nothing to Click Here
majorleaguejerk.com - 4/17/2009
Nothing to Click Here
— majorleaguejerk.com — Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some... of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please ... (more) Nothing to Click Here

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