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realfakesports.com - 26 hours ago
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All-Star catcher Joe Mauer and the Minnesota Twins
are continuing extension talks regarding the length of Mauer's
sideburns. If the two sides are unable to reach an agreement, Mauer's future in Minnesota will remain uncertain.
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Joe Mauer, Twins Continue Talks Over Sideburn Length
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realfakesports.com - 41 hours ago
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The struggling New Yorks Knicks are contemplating signing
the recently released Allen Iverson . They are hoping
Iverson could fill the disgruntled, undersized shooting guard role, a role in shich they are clearly deficient.
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Knicks Pursue Iverson to Fill Disgruntled Undersized ...
realfakesports.com - 45 hours ago
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Following an emotionally charged meal that consisted of
healthy portions of ribs, chicken wings, and beef tips,
Jets coach Rex Ryan immediately broke into a profuse meat sweat. This comes on the heels of him apparently crying in front of his players during a Monday team meeting.
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After Emotionally Charged Meal, Rex Ryan Breaks into ...
realfakesports.com - 2 days ago
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USC's Pete Carroll was quite upset with Stanfordand
their head coach Jim Harbaugh, with what many viewed
as running up the score following Stanford's 55-21 victory, as Stanford went for two leading 48-21. He has continued his "deal" with Stanford, and is now accusing them of running up their SAT ...
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Pete Carroll Accuses Stanford of Running Up SAT Scores
realfakesports.com - 4 days ago
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Bill Belichick sent a strong message to his
defense by going for it on 4th and 2
from his own 28 yard line, clearly insinuating they had no chance of stopping Peyton Manning and the Colts. He further rubbed it in to his defensive players that he has no use for them, when after the game, he ...
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Bill Belichick Disrespects His Defense by Leaving Them ...
realfakesports.com - 4 days ago
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By trading for Stephen Jackson , the Charlotte
Bobcats have made the move they deemed necessary to
lower the morale of their team. Morale had clearly been too high and team chemistry had just been a little too perfect. Acquiring Stephen Jackson, a guy that has been disgruntled everywhere ...
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Charlotte Bobcats Acquire Lower Team Morale
realfakesports.com - 7 days ago
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LeBron James says that he is willing to
initiate the movement for all players to pay homage
to Michael Jordan. He says he will lead that movement by switching his number from 23 to 6 next season, and by publicly insulting everyone he has ever met, taking a cue from Jordan's hall of fame speech.
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LeBron to Honor MJ by Publicly Insulting Everyone He ...
realfakesports.com - 8 days ago
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Following his horrific five interception performance , Chicago
Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was hoping to enjoy a
nice quiet breakfast by himself at a Chicago area Burger King. Unfortunately for Cutler, another customer waiting next to him in line intercepted his order.
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Jay Cutler Order at Burger King Intercepted
realfakesports.com - 9 days ago
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Following Notre Dame's second loss to Navy in
three years, Charlie Weis is clearly on the hot
seat, struggling once again to return Notre Dame to its past glory. In an attempt to speed up the process of returning Notre Dame to the top of the rankings, Notre Dame has yet to fire Weis, but has ...
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Notre Dame Preemptively Fires Replacement for Charlie Weis
realfakesports.com - 9 days ago
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Major League Baseball has placed an asterisk next
to Sammy Sosa's skin rejuvination process, attempting to guard
against current and former players looking like complete morons. Sosa underwent an elective skin rejuvination process that made him look like, well, take a look for yourself
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MLB Places Asterisk Next to Sammy Sosa's Skin Rejuvination
realfakesports.com - 10 days ago
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Drew Brees Achieves Goal of Being Named Mid-season
MVP
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Drew Brees Achieves Goal of Being Named Mid-season MVP
realfakesports.com - 11 days ago
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Despite finally winning a game, a dramatic come
from behind 38-28 victory over the Packers, the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers and their fans still feel that their throwback, creamsicle jerseys are still kind of gay looking.
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Despite Victory, Buccaneers Creamsicle Jerseys Still ...
realfakesports.com - 12 days ago
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Tommy Whetson, a writer for Sportscenter on ESPN
succumbed to procrastination in the writing of his nightly
script, and was forced to plagiarize old Seinfeld episodes, claiming the material was originally his. This comes on the heels of an apparent plagiarizing issue between ESPN and Pro ...
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Procrastination Forces Sportscenter Writer to Plagiarize ...
realfakesports.com - 12 days ago
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The Nebraska Cornhuskers won a low scoring affair
over the Oklahoma Sooners last night, by a score
of 10-3 . The low scoring, defensive battle prompted a group of scientists to look more closely at games that had been previously labeled as defensive struggles. Today, that group of scientists ...
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Study Finds Defensive Struggle Just Crappy Offense
realfakesports.com - 14 days ago
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Joey Porter makes no secret of his dislike
for the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, and
the special treatment he perceives they receive from the league. According to Pro Football Talk , Porter stated in an interview that aired on the NFL Network that he felt Brady has a special set of ...
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Tom Brady Enforces Brady Rules and Bans Joey Porter From NFL
