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The Maple Leafs Will Not Be Out Clevered With Your Silly Knees-Bent Skating About Advancing Behaviour
fiveforsmiting.com - 9 hours ago
The Maple Leafs Will Not Be Out Clevered With Your Silly Knees-Bent Skating About Advancing ...
— fiveforsmiting.com — Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elder Ballards! (more) The Maple Leafs Will Not Be Out Clevered With Your Silly ...

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Sens 3, leafs 2: Now With 67% More Punches To The Face!
fiveforsmiting.com - 3 days ago
Sens 3, leafs 2: Now With 67% More Punches To The Face!
— fiveforsmiting.com — Wayne Cuddington, Ottawa Citizen Fun with captions: "I bent my wookie" Now you try. See? Fun for the whole family! Once more into the jump, good friends. (more) Sens 3, leafs 2: Now With 67% More Punches To The Face!

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Sens 3, leafs 2: Lessons Learned
fiveforsmiting.com - 5 days ago
Sens 3, leafs 2: Lessons Learned
— fiveforsmiting.com — Some quick hits on what we've learned following the latest pwning: SheanDon should never be benched again. Ever. Snoopy can steal one after all. Note to future leaf opponents: Kneecap Kessel and you're playing the Marlies. You're welcome. Beat the shit out of Luke Schenn and the ... (more) Sens 3, leafs 2: Lessons Learned

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Your Totally Half Assed Ottawa Senators Almost But Not Quite Quarter Pole Review
fiveforsmiting.com - 7 days ago
Your Totally Half Assed Ottawa Senators Almost But Not Quite Quarter Pole Review
— fiveforsmiting.com — Traditionally, the season's first meaningful measuring stick is the 20 game mark. You hear it all the time. GMs will say "We plan on giving it twenty games before deciding on what kind of team we have". Coaches will ask us to park our criticism of any given player until that magical ... (more) Your Totally Half Assed Ottawa Senators Almost But Not ...

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Point/Counterpoint: Something Called Neate Sagar Thinks You're Stupid
fiveforsmiting.com - 11 days ago
Point/Counterpoint: Something Called Neate Sagar Thinks You're Stupid
— fiveforsmiting.com — Okay, just so we're clear. The Ottawa Senators are doomed to failure and face inevitable relocation because there has been a 7% decline in average attendance over the first 10 games of a 41 game home schedule following a non-playoff year in the shittiest economy since the Depression, and ... (more) Point/Counterpoint: Something Called Neate Sagar Thinks ...

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Thank You
fiveforsmiting.com - 11 days ago
Thank You
— fiveforsmiting.com — In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row , That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below . We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow , Loved, and were loved, ... (more) Thank You

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Portraits In Pathological Stupidity: Steve Downie
fiveforsmiting.com - 13 days ago
Portraits In Pathological Stupidity: Steve Downie
— fiveforsmiting.com — Welcome to the first installment of what may (or may not...I make no promises) become a recurring feature here at FFS, in which we take a closer look at those denizens of the NHL netherworld known as "agitators" to see what underlying pathology lays at the root of their behaviour and ... (more) Portraits In Pathological Stupidity: Steve Downie

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Borg 3, Sens 2: M-O-O-N And That Spells IDIOTS!
fiveforsmiting.com - 14 days ago
Borg 3, Sens 2: M-O-O-N And That Spells IDIOTS!
— fiveforsmiting.com — If experience has taught me anything (and there are varying opinions on that) it's that over the course of a long season, there will be games where a two goal lead will vanish in the blink of an eye, not so much because of anything the boys did wrong, but due to the opponent's skill, depth, ... (more) Borg 3, Sens 2: M-O-O-N And That Spells IDIOTS!

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fiveforsmiting.com - 16 days ago
Sens 3, Bolts 2 (OT): Oh Hey, Thanks Kerry! Jerk...
— fiveforsmiting.com — We've replaced Kerry's Helmet Hair with an actual helmet. Let's see if he notices. 15.1 Calling A Penalty - Should an infraction of the rules...be committed by a player or goalkeeper of the team not in possession of the puck, the Referee shall raise his arm to signal the delayed ... (more) Sens 3, Bolts 2 (OT): Oh Hey, Thanks Kerry! Jerk...

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Bloguin Hockey: Powerfully Ranking Things In Powerful Fashion
fiveforsmiting.com - 16 days ago
Bloguin Hockey: Powerfully Ranking Things In Powerful Fashion
— fiveforsmiting.com — As I desperately attempt to rationalize giving away yet another point to yet another team we'll need to beat to grab a playoff spot, not one but TWO (!!!) disallowed goals, Victor Hedman's delicious destruction and Kerry Fraser's rather curious interpretation of "puck control", I'd like ... (more) Bloguin Hockey: Powerfully Ranking Things In Powerful ...

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You See, Mrs. Melnyk Has Been Most Vocal On The Subject Of The Pretzel Monies
fiveforsmiting.com - 19 days ago
You See, Mrs. Melnyk Has Been Most Vocal On The Subject Of The Pretzel Monies
— fiveforsmiting.com — As you might have guessed, The Emperor didn't get rich by writing a bunch of cheques, a singular trick to acquiring unimaginable wealth, or so the tee-vee tells me. I wouldn't know as I have yet to master it (no thanks to you, Bell Canada...jerks). Of course, exactly how he did manage ... (more) You See, Mrs. Melnyk Has Been Most Vocal On The Subject ...

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Thrashers 3, Sens 1: Can You Show Me Where It Hurts?
fiveforsmiting.com - 21 days ago
Thrashers 3, Sens 1: Can You Show Me Where It Hurts?
— fiveforsmiting.com — Someday, many years from now, Atlanta Thrashers' fans will gather around the campfire and tell their children and their children's children where they were the day the world was introduced to Ondrej Pavelec. Perhaps, in celebration of the event, one of those oldsters will even pick up a ... (more) Thrashers 3, Sens 1: Can You Show Me Where It Hurts?

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Sens 4, Panthers 3: Your Creamy Quickie. Wait, What??
fiveforsmiting.com - 25 days ago
Sens 4, Panthers 3: Your Creamy Quickie. Wait, What??
— fiveforsmiting.com — Two more points on the long ladder, one point out of the Division lead, Leafs still stuck on one win and all is right with the world. Some quick hits on the front end of our annual Sunshine Double Header...'cause it's all I've got time for. JUMP! (more) Sens 4, Panthers 3: Your Creamy Quickie. Wait, What??

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VOTE!
fiveforsmiting.com - 25 days ago
VOTE!
— fiveforsmiting.com — A true giant among men once said "Democracy is the worst form of government ever devised, except for all the others." That man is my hero. Honour him. Polls are open . Giddy up. (more) VOTE!

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Dear Erik, There Is No Crying In Hockey
fiveforsmiting.com - 26 days ago
Dear Erik, There Is No Crying In Hockey
— fiveforsmiting.com — Karlsson, who missed Monday’s practice with a bug, but was on the ice with the Senators yesterday, did not speak with the media after learning of his demotion. Murray said the 19-year-old was “very emotional” upon hearing the news. “He was quite emotional about it...We’ll give him the ... (more) Dear Erik, There Is No Crying In Hockey

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