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Sirkickyass

BallHype Member since June 30, 2007

NBA Power Rankings and inevitable mockery of others
NBA Power Rankings and inevitable mockery of others
harpringsucks.com — Given that next week marks the official start of the season it's probably an appropriate time to... actually release a set of power rankings for the upcoming season. Every year it seems that the major sports media outlets release power rankings earlier and earlier in an ... (more) NBA Power Rankings and inevitable mockery of others
Breaking News: Larry Miller slightly crazy.
Breaking News: Larry Miller slightly crazy.
harpringsucks.com — Occasionally we hear odd stories about metrics that the Utah Jazz use that no other team cares... about. During the playoffs, much was made about how much Jerry Sloan values "deflections" because they disrupt the offensive plays of other teams and lead to worse shots or require the team to restart their play with less time on the shot-clock. While deflections seemed like an odd thing to keep ... (more) Breaking News: Larry Miller slightly crazy.
Hollinger, Jazzbots, and Stephen Jackson Oh My!
Hollinger, Jazzbots, and Stephen Jackson Oh My!
harpringsucks.com — Mockery of John Hollinger, Jazzbots.com, and a brief rundown of Golden State Warriors forward Stephen Jackson's team... building exercises. (more) Hollinger, Jazzbots, and Stephen Jackson Oh My!
John Hollinger, Jazzbots, Jerry Sloan. Suck, Suck, Suck.
John Hollinger, Jazzbots, Jerry Sloan. Suck, Suck, Suck.
harpringsucks.com — In essence, Hollinger believes that the West will only win four more games over the east than... it loses. In the context of the last few seasons this is a completely absurd prediction. Let's review the East-West disparity over the last three seasons (since Charlotte was added and there was a divisional realignment): (more) John Hollinger, Jazzbots, Jerry Sloan. Suck, Suck, Suck.
Possibly the worst blog on the planet
Possibly the worst blog on the planet
harpringsucks.com — A complete and utter panning of the newly launched jazzbots.com... (more) Possibly the worst blog on the planet
Dealing with AK's contract: Unconventional Solutions for make benefit of great communist recreation ball player
Dealing with AK's contract: Unconventional Solutions for make benefit of great communist ...
harpringsucks.com — To that end, after summarizing the most commonly advocated strategies by most of the basketball media for... dealing with AK (and explaining why they suck), we investigate some actually novel and interesting strategies the Jazz could pursue for either making Kirilenko honor his contract and play hard or for getting top value for him if the Jazz feel they must export the Russian Rifle. (more) Dealing with AK's contract: Unconventional Solutions for ...
The shooting guard comeback tour
The shooting guard comeback tour
harpringsucks.com — A look at what other Shooting guards should attempt comebacks this off-season.... (more) The shooting guard comeback tour
Mehmet Okur: Spokesman
harpringsucks.com — Great Memo Okur commercial with fantastic fictional elements. (more) Mehmet Okur: Spokesman
LiveBlog 'Til You Drop: Team D-Will
LiveBlog 'Til You Drop: Team D-Will
harpringsucks.com — So, what is it HS does when it needs content without substance? It liveblogs. And tonight, I... sit, pen in hand, to liveblog Team USA against Argentina until I'm too sleepy to proceed. Which will hopefully be soon. -Tonight's opponent is Argentina. In case you did not know, Argentina is located--according to Miss Teen South Carolina--"somewhere between Columbile and Gaspacho." (more) LiveBlog 'Til You Drop: Team D-Will
The Mailman turns 44 and could still whup your sorry ass
The Mailman turns 44 and could still whup your sorry ass
harpringsucks.com — Worth it for the attached Hardee's commercial alone. (more) The Mailman turns 44 and could still whup your sorry ass
Free Agency Grades: Week Three
harpringsucks.com — While week one of NBA free agency provided widespread insanity and week two showcased the most noble... of human emotions, desperation, this week showed why general managers are so reactionary in the first place: after the first couple of weeks no one notable is really left to go after. As an explanatory note: any time the top free agents are a washed-up Steve Francis and Mo Williams the free ... (more) Free Agency Grades: Week Three
The Utah Jazz Follow Stephon Marbury to mythical lands
The Utah Jazz Follow Stephon Marbury to mythical lands
harpringsucks.com — New York Knicks guard Stephon Marbury made an interesting claim the other day: he's going to move... to Italy (he's been there once) in two years and play out the end of his career in the Italian league rather than play in the United States. He then compared himself to David Beckham "but without all the cheating on Posh Spice." Of course, he has important things to do in Italy. He's already talking (more) The Utah Jazz Follow Stephon Marbury to mythical lands
Free Agency Grades: Week Two
harpringsucks.com — The key word in the second week of free agency: Panic! With many of the top free... agents off the board teams start to feel their biological clocks ticking and start trying to whore their money out while someone still wants it in hopes of marginally improving their team. Similarly many of the mid-level free agents start panicking like the not-so-hot girls in high school during prom season. (more) Free Agency Grades: Week Two
Fisher signs with Lakers
Fisher signs with Lakers
ocregister.com — The Lakers could use some of the old glory these days, and it's coming in the form... of Derek Fisher. The Lakers and Fisher were close to an agreement Tuesday night on a three-year contract, likely worth about $16 million. Fisher became a free agent July 2 in a rare development when he was released from his Utah Jazz contract — giving up the remaining three years and $20.6 million — because (more) Fisher signs with Lakers
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