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sportscucumber.com - 9/1/2008
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GOP Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin, Sets ...
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sportscucumber.com - 9/1/2008
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An Olympic mystery was solved late last night
as Chinese Public Health officials successfully identified the source...
of a conjunctivitis or “pink-eye” epidemic that spread throughout the Olympic Athlete Village...
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Source of Pink-Eye Outbreak in Olympic Athlete Village ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/20/2008
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It is being reported this evening that NY
Mets’ All-Star closer, Billy Wagner (seen above in an...
undated photo) is out indefinitely due to pain and swelling in his pitching elbow. ”It’s in the elbow, it’s in the tendon,” Mets’ general manager Omar Minaya said...
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NY Mets’ Billy Wagner Injures Elbow While Rubbing One ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/19/2008
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After a thorough review by a nine-member panel
at the New York City Civilian Review Board yesterday,...
it was ruled by a 6-3 margin that New York Mets’ third baseman, David Wright’s girlfriend, Molly Beers, has enough positive qualities...
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Girlfriend of New York Mets’ David Wright Enough to ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/17/2008
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In retaliation for the inappropriate “slanty eyes” team
photo of Spain’s men’s basketball team, each member of...
the Chinese men’s basketball team has contracted genital herpes, which is a traditional right-of-passage for all young males in Spain...
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Chinese Men’s Basketball Team Contracts Genital Herpes ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/13/2008
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In a long awaited study before the start
of fantasy football drafts everywhere, The National Institute of...
Health has revealed that 100% of fantasy football league commissioners are at absolutely zero risk for contracting a sexually transmitted disease. “That’s good to know,” said Mike Righetti, a self-proclaimed fantasy football fanatic and Philadelphia Eagles fan...
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National Institute of Health Reports that 100% of ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/12/2008
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“It’s pretty common in the NFL,” said a
source who wished to remain anonymous. “I don’t wish...
to name names, but a good majority of NFL cheerleaders have had extensive plastic surgery to enhance their appearances.” This is a truly shocking revelation for the most popular sport in America.
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Some NFL Cheerleaders Have Reportedly Had Plastic Surgery
sportscucumber.com - 8/12/2008
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It was another big day in both the
history of the New York Jets and the legend...
of Brett Favre. After the morning practice session at Capital One Bank Jets Training Camp at Hofstra University, Favre took a personal break in the school lavatory. Observers have reported that it was Favre’s first defecation as a Jet, a truly epic milestone...
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Brett Farve Successfully Defecates at Jets Training ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/10/2008
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Stoner icon Seth Rogen will participate in the
Olympics as a member of the United States Olympic...
Gymnastics team. As part of a marketing partnership with Sony Pictures, the United States Olympic Committee agreed to place Rogen, 26, on the team as a replacement for the Hamm brothers...
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Seth Rogen Placed on Olympic Gymnastics Team as Part of ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/8/2008
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Shawn Andrews will supposedly be getting good use
of his CVS Extra Care card as it’s being...
reported that he is coming back to camp and will be heavily dosed up on everything from Ambien to Xanax to treat his depression and other ailments...
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Shawn Andrews Ready to Return to the Eagles and to the ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/8/2008
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Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant said today
that he’d accept $50 million a year to play...
professional basketball in Italy. “I’d go. I’d probably go,” said Bryant, during a USA Basketball press conference on Friday morning...
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Kobe Bryant Would Play in Europe Because Rape is Legal ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/8/2008
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A heated debate arose tonight about who the
hottest sportscaster is. We decided to toss in Melissa...
Stark (in her prime), inappropriately dressed Erin Andrews, and that wicked hot French chick from some French television station. Additionally, for your sake, you can decide to merely take the field of anyone from ESPN deportes…we wouldn’t hold it against you. More photos after the jump.
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Who is the Hotter Sportscaster? Melissa Stark, Erin ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/7/2008
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The drama continued Thursday morning, as representatives for
Brett Favre confirmed he is two weeks late for...
his menstrual period. “On top of all the drama about his team liking him, and maybe moving to another team where they wouldn’t be mean to him, Brett was dealing with a potential unexpected pregnancy” commented Favre’s agent James “Bus” Cook.
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Favre Drama Continues As He Confirms He Is Two Weeks ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/6/2008
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ESPN confirmed today that side-line reporter Erin Andrews
is romantically involved with the entire defensive line of...
the Tampa Bay Buncaneers. "Erin and the defensive line have been in a serious relationship for the last four months" said ESPN NFL analyst Chris Mortenson...
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ESPN Reporter Erin Andrews Dating the Defensive Line of ...
sportscucumber.com - 8/5/2008
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Citing the Packer’s need for more predictable game
ending interceptions, it is supposed to be announced soon...
that Drew Bledsoe’s rights have been traded from the Cowboys to the Packers...
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Drew Bledsoe Supposedly Reporting to Packers Training Camp
