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Web Site: http://www.thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com

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BallHype Member since Feb. 10, 2009

Jameer Nelson Reaction
Jameer Nelson Reaction
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — It came earlier than usual this season but yesterday we got to experience our annual Jameer Nelson injury. This news led to much lamenting, weird status updates on Facebook, and probably some hard liquor. Now that the dust has settled and we sit with two guys known as White Chocolate and ... (more) Jameer Nelson Reaction
Jameer Nelson Out 4-6 Weeks
Jameer Nelson Out 4-6 Weeks
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — From NBA.com: "Orlando Magic point guard Jameer Nelson will undergo arthroscopic surgery Wednesday morning to repair a torn meniscus in his left knee. Nelson was injured in the fourth quarter of Monday night's game vs. Charlotte and underwent an MRI Tuesday morning. It is estimated that ... (more) Jameer Nelson Out 4-6 Weeks
The Rhythm Killers
The Rhythm Killers
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — Dear Courtney Kirkland, Dan Crawford, Gary Zielinski, Thank you for taking the biggest Orlando Magic game of the season and rendering it completely unwatchable. Once again a set of NBA referees assumed the game was bigger than them and tried to make themselves the stars. To call those 2 fouls ... (more) The Rhythm Killers
An Appreciation of Shaquille O'Neal
An Appreciation of Shaquille O'Neal
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — Shaquille O'Neal. Those are probably the 2 most hated words in the history of the Orlando Magic. I have never met a single Orlando Magic fan who was not disgusted with Shaq moving on to the Lakers and his comments about the city. We watched Shaq win 3 championships with his new franchise. He ... (more) An Appreciation of Shaquille O'Neal
The Puns Magical Chops: DEEP
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — Yes, yes ya'll! It's that time again for the Puns Magical Chops. Many analysts have been praising the Magic for having one of the deepest teams in the NBA, and fans of the team know this is the deepest the team has been in perhaps franchise history. Today's theme will focus on all ... (more) The Puns Magical Chops: DEEP
House of Horrors
House of Horrors
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — Some things just make you shake your head and accept the inevitable. That one constant for the Orlando Magic is that if they go to Detroit somehow they are going to lose the game. Tuesday was no different as the result would read Detroit 85, Orlando 80. This brings Dwight Howard's career ... (more) House of Horrors
Imagine The Possibilities
Imagine The Possibilities
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — Last year, around the start of the playoffs, a Chris Ballard article in SI circulated, essentially asking the basic question: "Is Dwight Howard's perceived jolly personality a detriment to the Magic's chances in the playoffs?" There are a lot of problems with that question, as well as the ... (more) Imagine The Possibilities
Defense... Should we be worried?
Defense... Should we be worried?
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — The Magic are off to an impressive 3-0 start, especially considering they have yet to start their full lineup. In fact, yesterday's win in Toronto was without 3 of their starting 5. The team is having no problem scoring points so far, putting up 120, 85, and 125 in their three games. But ... (more) Defense... Should we be worried?
Sorry Courtney
Sorry Courtney
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — The score indicates a comfortable Magic victory. Dwight posted another 20/20 and Vince Carter gave us a scare with a sprained ankle but it felt a little empty. I am not one to dwell on past players or trades but this one hurts because it seems to have really hurt Courtney Lee. Brian ... (more) Sorry Courtney
Jameer and Jason: Not an issue
Jameer and Jason: Not an issue
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — During the tenure of Carlos Arroyo, and most recently Rafer Alston, there have been a few issues between the backup point guards and their role with the team. Jason Williams was impressive in Orlando's opening night thumping of the 76ers, and some wonder if there might be some battles for ... (more) Jameer and Jason: Not an issue
A Reminder
A Reminder
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — With the start of the new season, much of the debate by the talking heads around the country is centered about whether Orlando is better or worse with Vince Carter replacing Hedo. This, of course, comes after they are done talking about the two best teams in the East, Boston and ... (more) A Reminder
One Down, 97 to go
One Down, 97 to go
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — Orlando opened the season with an impressive win over Philly last night, blowing away the visiting team 120-106 . It was a good night. Not only did the team play well, hitting 16 three pointers, but the crowd was large and loud, the pregame player introductions with the court sized projector ... (more) One Down, 97 to go
The Season Has Arrived!!
The Season Has Arrived!!
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — As we view a very short and intriguing summer in the rearview mirror we move our attention to one of the biggest seasons in the history of the Orlando Magic franchise. Never before has an Orlando Magic team arrived with so many expectations. In what is shaping up to be a very top heavy NBA ... (more) The Season Has Arrived!!
This is the year! or is it?
This is the year! or is it?
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — So a new season is upon us. The 2009-10 NBA season is here. Today is the start of the pres-season games for our Orlando Magic, when they will meet the Dallas Mavericks in Dallas at 8:30 pm. This is the first time we will be able to see our new cast of players on the court together. Although ... (more) This is the year! or is it?
A Challenge to Dwight Howard
A Challenge to Dwight Howard
thepunsarestartingtoboreme.com — Dwight, A recent article from Fanhouse quotes Stan Van Gundy as saying 75% is a realistic goal for your free throw shooting, and that anything below 70% will be disappointing. We here at The Puns agree, and would like to engage you in a friendly wager. If you shoot 70 percent (or ... (more) A Challenge to Dwight Howard
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