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sportscomedian.com - 6/16/2009
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Kobe Bryant silenced his critics this past weekend
by winning his first NBA Championship without the help
of Rick Fox. After being in Fox's shadow for his previous 3 NBA titles, many critics believed that Kobe would never be able to enter into the great player conversation without winning one on...
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Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship Without Rick Fox
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sportscomedian.com - 6/16/2009
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Unhappy with the way the team has performed
so far this season, Washington Nationals management fired all
their players today in an unprecedented move. They have brought up some kids from double A ball to serve as interim players until they can find suitable replacements. "Well, we've ...
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Management Fire All Washington Nationals Players, Keep ...
sportscomedian.com - 6/16/2009
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MLB Network today announced a deal with the
National Football League to carry 14 preseason games this
upcoming August, in an attempt to boost sagging ratings. "This is an exciting deal for this network," said MLB Network president Rich Yarborough. "To be able to carry the great NFL product on...
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MLB Network To Show NFL Preseason Games To Boost Ratings
sportscomedian.com - 6/13/2009
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"We've actually been looking for a downgrade at
the QB position for quite awhile now," said New
England Patriots coach Bill Belichick. "We have had outstanding quarterback play for far too long. It just allows teams to gameplan against our perfect routes and well thrown passes. What we need is a...
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Vick Now Available To Any Team Looking For QB Downgrade
sportscomedian.com - 6/13/2009
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The NHL has extended an offer to LeBron
James to officially declare him the best player in
hockey history, if only he will come play for the league and help bring a little of his publicity. Commissioner Gary Bettman said that all this debate about who is better, him or Kobe, can easily be settled if
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NHL Offers To End Debate, Just Let LeBron Be Their Best ...
sportscomedian.com - 6/13/2009
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A man is serving jailtime tonight after his
friends called 911 when they discovered they had been
invited over to his apartment to watch soccer. He had invited them over to watch "the game" starting at 8:00, which they assumed would be the thrilling game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals. But...
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Man Jailed After Tricking Friends Into Watching Soccer
sportscomedian.com - 6/9/2009
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After a poor showing in their first game,
and failing to deliver in the clutch in their
second, the NBA league office has announced it will bench the Orlando Magic for game three in favor of the Boston Celtics. Despite being eliminated by the Magic in the Eastern Conference semi-finals, they will...
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League To Start Boston Celtics In Place Of Magic For Game 3
sportscomedian.com - 6/9/2009
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The ESPN Sports Score Ticker held a press
conference today to announce that it had signed a
new deal with CNN to become their new ticker. This follows the new last week that CNN's longtime ticker would be leaving the business after 22 years to retire to his ranch in Texas.
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ESPN Score Ticker Takes Job At CNN
sportscomedian.com - 6/6/2009
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The Cleveland Cavaliers have unveiled some uniform changes
for next season after being knocked out of the
playoffs by the Orlando Magic. Starting next year, LeBron James will wear a special uniform for all games, that happens to look exactly like that of the New York Knicks. "The Knicks and ...
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LeBron To Play Next Season With Cavaliers In Knicks Uniform
sportscomedian.com - 6/6/2009
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A new feature in Sports Illustrated features a
young marionette in the Los Angeles area that has
come forward to say that she may have been involved in an extra-marital affair with the Kobe Bryant puppet over the last year. The marionette, a 19-year-old dancer at Captain Lucky's Puppet Theater...
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Young Marionette Accuses Kobe Bryant Puppet Of Infidelity
sportscomedian.com - 6/6/2009
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The Detroit Lions today announced that veteran quarterback
Daunte Culpepper has been designated for minor league assignment
today. This leaves the starting job open for the taking by overall number one pick Matthew Stafford. The move is a strange one, considering there is not currently nor has...
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Detroit Lions Try To Send Daunte Culpepper Down To Minors
sportscomedian.com - 6/2/2009
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It was a magical sight today at Fenway
Park, as David Ortiz put on a masterful display
of guts and fortitude to hit a complete game shutout for the Boston Red Sox. After getting off to the worst start of his career in which he has compiled a sub .200 average and only one homerun, Ortiz has been...
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David Ortiz Hits Rare Complete Game
sportscomedian.com - 6/2/2009
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Woody Paige unveiled this week's MLB Power Rankings
in the Denver Post, and not surprisingly the Colorado
Rockies were again in the number one spot. Despite having the second worst record in all of Major League Baseball, they have remained consistently on top of his rankings for the entirety of...
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Rockies Still Number One In This Week's MLB Power ...
sportscomedian.com - 6/2/2009
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The WNBA announced today that they are going
to stop trying to get people to remember the
names of their franchises, and just go with putting advertisements on the jerseys instead. The Phoenix Mercury are the first team to institute the change, as they will just have the logo of identity theft...
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WNBA Give Up Trying To Get People To Know Their Team ...
sportscomedian.com - 5/12/2009
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The Boston Celtics found themselves trailing by 18
points at the half of their most recent game
against the Orlando Magic in the Eastern Conference Playoffs. But not to let the Magic claim a 3-1 lead in the series, the Celtics stayed on the court during halftime as Orlando headed to the locker room.
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Celtics Score 21 Points During Halftime To Take Lead ...
sportscomedian.com - 5/12/2009
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Sports media outlets were abuzz last week at
the prospect of a meeting between Brett Favre and
high ranking Vikings officials. But, the meeting never happened, as Favre stayed home in Mississippi, and the future hall of fame QB remained unsigned. However, the media are still hopeful they have a...
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Media Still Has Interest In Signing Favre For Offseason
sportscomedian.com - 5/12/2009
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When Jason Bay took over for Manny Ramirez
in left field for the Boston Red Sox last
season, he knew he'd have some big shoes to fill. For many years, Manny's crazy behavior had been the subject of much debate. But, his hitting had always made up for his eccentricities. Many fans wondered if Bay...
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New Red Sox Outfielder's Antics Just Bay Being Bay
sportscomedian.com - 5/5/2009
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Horses all around the country once again held
their annual celebration of being faster than humans at
the Kentucky Derby on Sunday. The event, which many humans consider to be an insulting party thrown by the equines, proved once again that they are indeed the better species at running around a...
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Horses Continue To Rub Being Faster Than Humans In Our ...
sportscomedian.com - 5/5/2009
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The Dallas Cowboys were stunned over the weekend
as their practice facility in Texas collapsed during a
rainstorm, injuring several people and frightening everyone inside. The team is unsure how to deal with the disaster, as they are usually only accustomed to metaphorical collapses during the...
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Cowboys Suffer Startling Non-Metaphorical Collapse
sportscomedian.com - 5/5/2009
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But her editors reveal that she may be
out of good A-Rod stories to tell. Sources inside
SI reveal that her latest pieces, "A-Rod Has Alien Baby With Queen Of Marxuus 11" and "Rodriquez Ate Cal Ripken To Absorb His Shortstop Power" are a bit of a stretch, even for them.
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SI's Selena Roberts Nearly Out Of Scandals To Accuse ...
