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Wayne Gretzky Resigns - Big Time Quitter
Wayne Gretzky Resigns - Big Time Quitter
sportsprocentral.com — Since joining the Coyotes, the team has done nothing in 4 years. Missed the playoffs each year... by a wide margin and no signs of getting better, even though the team has some solid players. Ever watch a Phoenix game? I have on NHL Centre Ice. The team is a joke and Gretzky looks like an idiot ... (more) Wayne Gretzky Resigns - Big Time Quitter
No Way Caster Semenya Is A Woman
No Way Caster Semenya Is A Woman
sportsprocentral.com — Wow. Let me repeat….. Wow. I thought my paste job of links to manly females in the... Olympics was bad enough, but I never thought it would this dubious...... (more) No Way Caster Semenya Is A Woman
Crybaby Brett Favre Is Back!
Crybaby Brett Favre Is Back!
sportsprocentral.com — The baby is back. Yup. Bawl your eyes out Brett is back, but whose the real loser?... Him? The fans? Maybe its me for milking this idiot’s career for the THIRD TIME. (more) Crybaby Brett Favre Is Back!
Drama Queen Brett Favre Retires Again?
sportsprocentral.com — For the millionth time, Brett Favre makes himself look like an idiot by blabbering about his retirement,... unretirement, retirement… (more) Drama Queen Brett Favre Retires Again?
CANADIAN FORMER BOXING CHAMPION GATTI FOUND DEAD
tsn.ca — Canadian former World Welterweight Champion Arturo Gatti has reportedly died. According to the officials in the public... safety department, Gatti was found dead by his wife Amanda in the Brazilian city of Pernambuco where the couple was celebrating their honeymoon with their one-year old son. (more) CANADIAN FORMER BOXING CHAMPION GATTI FOUND DEAD
Alex Rios is as good as Ben Francisco. Who's that?
sportsprocentral.com — Alex Rios gets paid $6.4 million a year. Among the biggest wastes of money on the Blue... Jays roster. Some reason every media idiot and baseball pool mag projects this guy to be a .300 hitter/30 HR/100 RBI guy, but if you look at his stats, none of his years come close to that except for 2007. (more) Alex Rios is as good as Ben Francisco. Who's that?
The Pro's NHL Playoff 2009 Pick (finals)
The Pro's NHL Playoff 2009 Pick (finals)
sportsprocentral.com — Well, I did get the Pens over Canes right. I forgot to predict the Wings series, I... woulda predicted them too. Honest! Excluding the Wings/Hawks series, I’ve predicted 7/13. I know it’s crap, but gimme me a break with the Wings so I’m 8/14. (more) The Pro's NHL Playoff 2009 Pick (finals)
The Pro's NHL Playoff Picks (round 2)
The Pro's NHL Playoff Picks (round 2)
sportsprocentral.com — Anyone got rope? I wanna hang myself. I’ll even help you tighten the knot. Had gone an... embarrassing 3/8 in round 1. Yeah, I was risky taking some underdogs, but there is no way SJ and NJ should lose. (more) The Pro's NHL Playoff Picks (round 2)

The Pro's NHL Playoof Picks (round 1)
The Pro's NHL Playoof Picks (round 1)
sportsprocentral.com — I got two playoff pools to submit before midnight, so let’s get at it! Last year I... chose 11/15 series right, but I will improve. A bunch of easy series in round 1 makes it doable. Here we go: (more) The Pro's NHL Playoof Picks (round 1)

The Ottawa and Buffalo Curse Continues
The Ottawa and Buffalo Curse Continues
sportsprocentral.com — First Ottawa. Can we all say…. FORE! For all the overpaid chokers, it’s time to test their... skills on the greens. Alfredsson, Spezza, Heatley, Philips, Fisher, a few coaches all for nothing. They might even end up below .500. Even the Columbus Blue Jackets with a payroll half the size is going to ... (more) The Ottawa and Buffalo Curse Continues
What The Raptors Really Get In The Trade
What The Raptors Really Get In The Trade
sportsprocentral.com — Wow. Jermaine O’Neal was a great signing huh? Add this to Jalen Rose and Hakeem Olajuwon as... Hall of Shame picks. Three players a blind, deaf and dumb 3 year old would even know to avoid. What’s with the Raps always wanting to sign has-been players for top dollar anyway? Management getting ... (more) What The Raptors Really Get In The Trade
Valentine's Day Sports Edition
Valentine's Day Sports Edition
sportsprocentral.com — How many athletes are there in pro sports? How many in amateur sports? Think you’re smart? Then... let’s hear it. But one thing’s for sure. For all the countless players out there, it’s obvious these frolicking fellas are a match made in heaven. Here’s why…… (more) Valentine's Day Sports Edition

Ottawa Fires Coach...... Unveil New Jersey
Ottawa Fires Coach...... Unveil New Jersey
sportsprocentral.com — It’s about time someone got fired, but was it the right one? Nope. Hartsburg is no Scotty... Bowman, but he’s just one guy. What about all the players and Mr. Garbled Mouth himself Bryan Murray? As I pointed out in an old post, he’s a chronic lifetime loser. Check out his record. Aside from one ... (more) Ottawa Fires Coach...... Unveil New Jersey
Why The Toronto Raptors Are Awful
Why The Toronto Raptors Are Awful
sportsprocentral.com — Watching a Raps game is painful. I don’t even care for basketball much, but when you see... a team spiral down the toilet like brown water, I want to know why. There is a reason. Yup, I figured it out by checking the roster. (more) Why The Toronto Raptors Are Awful
Mats Sundin - Show Me The Money & Salary Chart
Mats Sundin - Show Me The Money & Salary Chart
sportsprocentral.com — Sundin got his wish. A nice relaxing and golf filled vacation, plus a two year $20,000,000 contract... which Vancouver offered? Not exactly sure as his agent just mentioned only one year has been agreed upon for now. (more) Mats Sundin - Show Me The Money & Salary Chart
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