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The Third I

The Third I

Chris Illuminati (really my last name-swear) is a content editor and freelance writer. He writes daily for phillyBurbs.com and is a contributor to Hugging Harold Reynolds, Askmen.com, The Bachelor Guy, Gravy and Biscuits, He's Fit, and numerous other websites and magazines. You can reach him at cilluminati@gmail.com . As you can see, he enjoys speaking in the third person. Please play along.

Web Site: http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/the-third-i

BallHype Member since Dec. 12, 2007

Beetlejuice: Sports Psychologist
Beetlejuice: Sports Psychologist
huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com — If this is what the new show This is Beetle has in store for viewers, this could be the greatest reality show ever. (more) Beetlejuice: Sports Psychologist
Five team sports to organize at work
Five team sports to organize at work
theminimumrage.com — Looking to get some athletic activity with coworkers? Here are five sports ideas for even the fattest and most unathletic group of cubicle dwellers. (more) Five team sports to organize at work
Win a Piece of the Original Yankee Stadium
Win a Piece of the Original Yankee Stadium
thebachelorguy.com — The original Yankee Stadium may have been reduced to rubble, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a piece of “The House that Ruth Built” for your memorabilia collection. (more) Win a Piece of the Original Yankee Stadium
6 things that made you think you were good at sports
gadjunk.com — Tennis balls, the Nerf turbo and un-athletic neighbors. You thought you were awesome. Until you left your front yard. (more) 6 things that made you think you were good at sports
Top 10: Major League Baseball Players To Hate
Top 10: Major League Baseball Players To Hate
askmen.com — Then there are the guys who, unless they are on your home team, you just can’t stomach. They aren’t necessarily bad guys, but there’s just something about them that rubs you the wrong way. (more) Top 10: Major League Baseball Players To Hate

The woman who taught Shaq how to Tweet
blogs.phillyburbs.com — Kathleen Hessert’s job has changed dramatically over the past two decades. Now she teaches athletes how to communicate more effectively… in under 140 characters. (more) The woman who taught Shaq how to Tweet
Got Brackets? Top Handicapper Gives His Tips and Picks
Got Brackets? Top Handicapper Gives His Tips and Picks
thebachelorguy.com — It doesn't matter if you're playing in the office bracket pool or dropping a couple large at the Vegas sports book, if you want to still be in it all the way to the Final Four, you're gonna need some guidance. (Yeah yeah, I don't care how much SportsCenter you watch or SI you read.) (more) Got Brackets? Top Handicapper Gives His Tips and Picks
Why can't we all give a point to the sky?
Why can't we all give a point to the sky?
chrisilluminati.blogspot.com — Why should the point to whatever is up above be reserved for just athletes. Here are a couple daily reasons to give a point to the clouds. (more) Why can't we all give a point to the sky?
The Afternoon Dump: Tony Dungy Retires, Top 10 Movie Coaches, Unfair Job Responsibilities, Teacher-Student Sex Scandal, Hot Girls, Drunk People Falling, A True Survivor
The Afternoon Dump: Tony Dungy Retires, Top 10 Movie Coaches, Unfair Job Responsibilities, ...
bustedcoverage.com — Tony Dungy retires from the Colts. This may not be a big deal to you since you are probably not a Colts fan but it is a big deal here in Indiana. (more) The Afternoon Dump: Tony Dungy Retires, Top 10 Movie ...
Yankees sign Sabathia: This isn't what I had in mind
Yankees sign Sabathia: This isn't what I had in mind
chrisilluminati.blogspot.com — I got three text messages this morning about the Yankees signing C.C. Sabathia. I am a Yankees fan and frankly I am not that excited. (more) Yankees sign Sabathia: This isn't what I had in mind
The BCS standings and college football
The BCS standings and college football
chrisilluminati.blogspot.com — It would be like the NFL playing the NFC and AFC championships, having no Super Bowl, and then coaches and sportswriters vote on a Super Bowl champion. Meanwhile, every other team in the NFL is playing a meaningless game in some other city in US for no other reason than bragging rights and to ... (more) The BCS standings and college football
How to make Thanksgiving football relevant again
How to make Thanksgiving football relevant again
blogs.phillyburbs.com — It seems as though the NFL doesn’t plan on doing anything to ensure that the Thanksgiving games are interesting and watchable. So I’ve taken it into my own hands to offer up some suggestions on how to make Turkey day football a must-watch ever season. Some suggestions are serious. Some are the ... (more) How to make Thanksgiving football relevant again

Be careful what you wish for Eagles fans
Be careful what you wish for Eagles fans
blogs.phillyburbs.com — Well, as a Giants fan, I’ll admit the Eagles were ready. The Giants were ready. The fans were more than ready. The only person who wasn’t quite ready was Andy Reid. (more) Be careful what you wish for Eagles fans
Celebrate your ‘World Phucking Champions’
Celebrate your ‘World Phucking Champions’
blogs.phillyburbs.com — The city is proud of their team and their reputation. So, why not show your phucking support? How you ask? Phucking simple. (more) Celebrate your ‘World Phucking Champions’

TALE OF THE TAPE: Phillies vs. Rays
blogs.phillyburbs.com — Just like a heavyweight fight, let’s break down some of the important factors in the World Series to see what team has an advantage. And the important stuff, like hot fans and mascots. (more) TALE OF THE TAPE: Phillies vs. Rays
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