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thisisgodgiven.com - 1/30/2009
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7 AM: Roll over in bed and say
to my wife, “You’ve gotta ask yourself one question,
do you know what it’s like to play in the National Football League?” 7:01 AM: My wife responds by kicking me in the groin after realizing that I pissed in the bed again. Yet another ...
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A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover
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thisisgodgiven.com - 1/29/2009
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In one of my better moments I was
watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met
his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest ...
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Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
thisisgodgiven.com - 1/15/2009
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With Monday’s announcement of the Baseball Hall of
Fame Class of 2009, it has prompted me to
look at some of the more annoying things in sports. 10. Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWA) The BBWA has the proud distinction of selecting who gets makes the Baseball ...
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The Ten Most Annoying Things In Sports
thisisgodgiven.com - 1/12/2009
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The new VH1 show, Tool Academy premiered last
night and lived up to the hype. From ridiculous
sayings to made up names like M.E.G.A. (Makes Every Girl Aroused) this program is at the apex of modern day television genius. However, in watching the show, I couldn’t help but think about one ...
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Jeff Reed Is The Missing Tool Academy Participant
thisisgodgiven.com - 1/6/2009
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Tom 3:16 loves nothing more than good, clean
competition in the squared circle. Still, its hard to
miss some of the missfires in the world of professional wrestling. Below, I have compiled five of my all time favorites with the help of videos from Wrestlinggonewrong.com. #5 - Jake ...
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Top 5 Un-Scripted Pro-Wrestling Moments
thisisgodgiven.com - 12/23/2008
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Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone
in the world has seen the new Nike commercial
featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is ...
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Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?
thisisgodgiven.com - 12/12/2008
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The title of this post may sound like
a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little
message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos ...
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“What Things Can They Do”
thisisgodgiven.com - 12/10/2008
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I was notified of this revelation through a
Facebook wall post and I appreciate it. Here is
an excerpt from the Wikipedia page for former Pirates GM, Dave Littlefield . I read through the entire page before coming across a moment of sheer brilliance. Check out the last line of the entry and you ...
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Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield
thisisgodgiven.com - 12/4/2008
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I heard about this movie a while ago,
but the trailer is finally out and it is
living up to expectations and creating a ton of hype . It comes out 12/17 and stars Mickey Rourke as a retired wrestler making a comeback. Also, it’s directed by the same guy who did Requiem for a Dream , so ...
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Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler
thisisgodgiven.com - 11/24/2008
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The other day I sat down and watched
Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV
and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him. Really, I just wanted to see if he was still a fat ...
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Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy
thisisgodgiven.com - 11/20/2008
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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and
I found that there could only be one reason
that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas . Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then ...
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Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive
thisisgodgiven.com - 11/18/2008
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This is the only way that the Hills
can get better. Every week I tune in and
I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a ...
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Manny On The Hills
thisisgodgiven.com - 11/17/2008
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Here's Hank's detailed facebook page right down to
a friend list that includes Chili Davis.
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Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
thisisgodgiven.com - 11/15/2008
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Although it may be a few years away,
because I am not All-American, I have mapped out
a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, also ...
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My Future Child
thisisgodgiven.com - 11/6/2008
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Here is gay robot and he has a
certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this
is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.
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When Sports Meet Gay Robot
thisisgodgiven.com - 10/7/2008
thisisgodgiven.com - 10/1/2008
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I heard from The Messiah the other day
that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man,
so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made . On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
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Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
thisisgodgiven.com - 9/29/2008
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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox
yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to
seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos , sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days ...
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Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
thisisgodgiven.com - 9/24/2008
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The Best 1. Peanut Guy - Peanuts have
been a staple of sporting events for a long
time and the person holding this iconic position stands above all others. This vendor stands alone because not only is his product well-respected, but very rarely can one (not named Kyle Farnsworth) be ...
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The Rank: Vendors
thisisgodgiven.com - 9/16/2008
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It turns out Mike Tomlin has a second
job that he’s damn good at. . . Take
a look at rapper Shawty Lo compared to Tomlin and i quote tomlin from his single . . . M.T. . . I got flavor Cuz you know the kid got paper Street thug but I can be tailored Every now and then i ...
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Mike Tomlin: Dey Know





















