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A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover
A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover
thisisgodgiven.com — 7 AM: Roll over in bed and say to my wife, “You’ve gotta ask yourself one question, do you know what it’s like to play in the National Football League?” 7:01 AM: My wife responds by kicking me in the groin after realizing that I pissed in the bed again. Yet another ... (more) A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
thisisgodgiven.com — In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest ... (more) Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
The Ten Most Annoying Things In Sports
The Ten Most Annoying Things In Sports
thisisgodgiven.com — With Monday’s announcement of the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2009, it has prompted me to look at some of the more annoying things in sports. 10. Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWA) The BBWA has the proud distinction of selecting who gets makes the Baseball ... (more) The Ten Most Annoying Things In Sports
Jeff Reed Is The Missing Tool Academy Participant
Jeff Reed Is The Missing Tool Academy Participant
thisisgodgiven.com — The new VH1 show, Tool Academy premiered last night and lived up to the hype. From ridiculous sayings to made up names like M.E.G.A. (Makes Every Girl Aroused) this program is at the apex of modern day television genius. However, in watching the show, I couldn’t help but think about one ... (more) Jeff Reed Is The Missing Tool Academy Participant
Top 5 Un-Scripted Pro-Wrestling Moments
Top 5 Un-Scripted Pro-Wrestling Moments
thisisgodgiven.com — Tom 3:16 loves nothing more than good, clean competition in the squared circle. Still, its hard to miss some of the missfires in the world of professional wrestling. Below, I have compiled five of my all time favorites with the help of videos from Wrestlinggonewrong.com. #5 - Jake ... (more) Top 5 Un-Scripted Pro-Wrestling Moments
Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?
Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?
thisisgodgiven.com — Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is ... (more) Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?
“What Things Can They Do”
“What Things Can They Do”
thisisgodgiven.com — The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos ... (more) “What Things Can They Do”
Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield
Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield
thisisgodgiven.com — I was notified of this revelation through a Facebook wall post and I appreciate it. Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia page for former Pirates GM, Dave Littlefield . I read through the entire page before coming across a moment of sheer brilliance. Check out the last line of the entry and you ... (more) Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield
Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler
Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler
thisisgodgiven.com — I heard about this movie a while ago, but the trailer is finally out and it is living up to expectations and creating a ton of hype . It comes out 12/17 and stars Mickey Rourke as a retired wrestler making a comeback. Also, it’s directed by the same guy who did Requiem for a Dream , so ... (more) Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler
Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy
Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy
thisisgodgiven.com — The other day I sat down and watched Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him. Really, I just wanted to see if he was still a fat ... (more) Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy

Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive
Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive
thisisgodgiven.com — Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas . Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then ... (more) Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive
Manny On The Hills
Manny On The Hills
thisisgodgiven.com — This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a ... (more) Manny On The Hills
Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
thisisgodgiven.com — Here's Hank's detailed facebook page right down to a friend list that includes Chili Davis. (more) Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
My Future Child
My Future Child
thisisgodgiven.com — Although it may be a few years away, because I am not All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, also ... (more) My Future Child
When Sports Meet Gay Robot
When Sports Meet Gay Robot
thisisgodgiven.com — Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi. (more) When Sports Meet Gay Robot
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
thisisgodgiven.com — I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made . On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer. (more) Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
thisisgodgiven.com — I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos , sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days ... (more) Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
The Rank: Vendors
The Rank: Vendors
thisisgodgiven.com — The Best 1. Peanut Guy - Peanuts have been a staple of sporting events for a long time and the person holding this iconic position stands above all others. This vendor stands alone because not only is his product well-respected, but very rarely can one (not named Kyle Farnsworth) be ... (more) The Rank: Vendors
Mike Tomlin: Dey Know
Mike Tomlin: Dey Know
thisisgodgiven.com — It turns out Mike Tomlin has a second job that he’s damn good at. . . Take a look at rapper Shawty Lo compared to Tomlin and i quote tomlin from his single . . . M.T. . . I got flavor Cuz you know the kid got paper Street thug but I can be tailored Every now and then i ... (more) Mike Tomlin: Dey Know
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