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abumnamedpaul

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Mock Draft Mayhem: Play Today!
Mock Draft Mayhem: Play Today!
botchedsnap.com — We’re less than a week away from the long-awaited 2009 NFL Draft, which means that there’s less... than a week to make your picks for Mock Draft Mayhem 2009. What is Mock Draft Mayhem you ask? It’s a March Madness-style selection selection game, for football. I’m ... (more) Mock Draft Mayhem: Play Today!

Fantasy BS: Wide Receivers to watch in 2009
Fantasy BS: Wide Receivers to watch in 2009
botchedsnap.com — Look for break-outs, resurgences, and just flat speed in 2009 We come now to the most position-dependent... position in football. The wide receiver. Unlike other positions in football, a wide receiver overall fantasy value is dictated almost solely by the man under center. In other words: ... (more) Fantasy BS: Wide Receivers to watch in 2009
Mock Draft Mayhem Begins Today
Mock Draft Mayhem Begins Today
botchedsnap.com — So the NCAA tourneys are all over. You’ve got nothing to focus your inner sports nerd energy... on, right? Wrong. Introducing Mock Draft Mayhem. Playing is simple. Go to the Entry Submissions page and predict what position each pick of the 1st round of the NFL Draft will be spent on. ... (more) Mock Draft Mayhem Begins Today
What you need to know: Drafting WRs
What you need to know: Drafting WRs
botchedsnap.com — Don't laugh. The next Charles Rogers could be headed to your team. Congratulations, you’ve made it to... one of maybe 3 other sports sites that wont be talking about Jay Cutler today. Enjoy. Today I’m beginning a segment called “What you need to know.” In each ... (more) What you need to know: Drafting WRs
BS Mock Draft Update: Thanks a lot, Cutler.
BS Mock Draft Update: Thanks a lot, Cutler.
botchedsnap.com — Incoming physical abuse, courtesy of Jason Smith Jay Cutler put me back to work. All of those... classes I spent not listening so I could put together my original draft suggestions are now all gone and out the window. Not to worry. I’ve gone ahead and switched up a few picks based on ... (more) BS Mock Draft Update: Thanks a lot, Cutler.
Fantasy BS: RB stocks improving for 2009
Fantasy BS: RB stocks improving for 2009
botchedsnap.com — The key variable to a running back’s fantasy worth is the offensive line. Knowing where the top... offensive lineman move in free agency is important in determining what running backs might increase their fantasy value. Let’s take a look at 3 running backs whose fantasy values have benefited the most (more) Fantasy BS: RB stocks improving for 2009

17 Cases Against Drafting Matt Stafford
17 Cases Against Drafting Matt Stafford
botchedsnap.com — Word of advice to Detroit: Pass. If Matt Stafford is worth being drafted #1 overall, so is... Alex Smith. It’s not that the guy is bad. It’s just that there are so many better options in this draft. That’s why if you take a look at my B.S. draft suggestions, you’ll ... (more) 17 Cases Against Drafting Matt Stafford
B.S. Draft Suggestions posted
B.S. Draft Suggestions posted
botchedsnap.com — I’m not a big fan of the whole mock draft thing. I mean, I like setting myself... up for failure and ridicule as much as the next guy, but mock drafts take that to a whole new level. No one will correctly predict the NFL draft. Ever. Plus, mock drafts tend to make people look dumb (i.e. Todd ... (more) B.S. Draft Suggestions posted
Fantasy BS:Free Agency Improving QB Draft Stocks
Fantasy BS:Free Agency Improving QB Draft Stocks
botchedsnap.com — This year’s free agency has seen some a number of different player’s stock rise dramatically. Today we’ll... take a look at the top three quarterbacks whose fantasy value has increased the most so far through free agency. (more) Fantasy BS:Free Agency Improving QB Draft Stocks

The Botched Snap of the Week, March 13
The Botched Snap of the Week, March 13
botchedsnap.com — In football, a botched snap is when the center snaps the ball and the quarterback mishandles it.... This site takes this definition and uses it as a metaphor for any “mishandlings” NFL players, coaches, or whoever might go through. Michael Vick? Botched the snap. Adam “Pac-Man” Jones? Botched the snap. (more) The Botched Snap of the Week, March 13
Ahman Green Should Be Replaced
mvn.com — As he limped off the field injured–one play into the game–Satuday night, Ahman Green vaulted himself into... the list of my top 5 most frustrating Texans. Somewhere between Matt Stevens’ 10,000 blown plays and Travis Johnson’s exsistence is Ahman Green’s look of complete indifference as he sits on the sideline nursing whatever the injury of the day might be. (more) Ahman Green Should Be Replaced
Mike Bell waived, Journeyman lineman Tucker signed
mvn.com — Mike Bell was waived today to make room for offensive lineman Torrin Tucker. No word yet on... whether Carolina is interested in the young runningback. (more) Mike Bell waived, Journeyman lineman Tucker signed
Texans vs. Denver Preview: Why Denver Wont Win
mvn.com — Well my plan for a guest columnist to help preview the upcoming Broncos-Texans preseason opener failed spectacularly.... I guess five whole questions was too tall of an order. It’s a shame really, because I wanted to bring a fair and balanced perspective to preview the game with, but I guess I’ll have to go homer on all of you. So here now is why the Denver Broncos will LOSE on Saturday. (more) Texans vs. Denver Preview: Why Denver Wont Win
Texans Offensive Depth Chart Walkthrough
mvn.com — Denver comes into town Saturday night to take on the Texans in the first preseason game of... 2008. Here’s a look at the Texans’ most current depth chart (as of 8/1) to get you prepared for the game. Player’s names are listed in the order they appear on the depth chart. (more) Texans Offensive Depth Chart Walkthrough
Texans will run the ball well, Denver…not so much
Texans will run the ball well, Denver…not so much
mvn.com — Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan is a made man. Of course, back-to-back Super Bowl wins with a... team generally lends itself to a bit of job security. But how much longer will it hold up? After finishing last season with his first losing record in the past 9 years, should Denver’s ball coach really be worried? (more) Texans will run the ball well, Denver…not so much
Mike Bell signs with South Denver (Houston)
Mike Bell signs with South Denver (Houston)
bullpendirt.blogspot.com — You know Mike Bell has to be feeling pretty good about himself right now. He came in... just this morning for a scheduled work-out with the Texans and had himself a roster spot by noon. I'd keep a box in my trunk if I were Chris Brown (might have to scoot the extra leg braces and crutches out of the way, though). Looks like he'll be packin up his locker pretty soon. (more) Mike Bell signs with South Denver (Houston)
Mike Bell signs with Texans
Mike Bell signs with Texans
chron.com — With concerns still surrounding the back injury to Chris Brown, the Texans signed former Broncos running back... Mike Bell on Thursday. (more) Mike Bell signs with Texans
You're my boy, Chris Brown.
You're my boy, Chris Brown.
bullpendirt.blogspot.com — Look, it's easy to dislike Chris Brown at the moment. But I'm not a fan of easy... (absolute lie). I like to take the path less travelled (not as rushed). So with that said, don't worry Chris Brown. I've got your back. (more) You're my boy, Chris Brown.
Chron's General dishes Texans dirt at midday chat
Chron's General dishes Texans dirt at midday chat
bullpendirt.blogspot.com — Today around noon John McClain of the Houston Chronicle jumped online and fielded questions from fans about... the Texans Training Camp. I screen shotted the better questions and assessments for everyone to see that didn't make it. (more) Chron's General dishes Texans dirt at midday chat
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