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Kurt Warner Draws God (then changes his mind)
bostonsportsposters.com - 1/6/2009
Kurt Warner Draws God (then changes his mind)
— bostonsportsposters.com — That has to be the single worst explanation of ones religious beliefs I have ever heard. Let’s... break down a couple quotes from Kurt. (more) Kurt Warner Draws God (then changes his mind)

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Hey Phil... Nice Tits!
bostonsportsposters.com - 12/16/2008
Hey Phil... Nice Tits!
— bostonsportsposters.com — This whole thing just goes to prove that no matter how much money you make, no matter... how talented, how famous or how powerful you are, it all comes at the price of your soul. Tiger Woods may be the most recognizable athlete on the planet, but he is still just a corporate serf, a company man, ... (more) Hey Phil... Nice Tits!

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 12/16/2008posted this
bostonsportsposters.com - 12/8/2008
2008 Homeless World Cup (Bullshit alert)
— bostonsportsposters.com — What type of paper work do you have to show to prove you are homeless? Is there... some kind of homeless committee that decides who is eligible? What if you are a tenant at will and have no lease, could you still play even though you have a roof over your head? Do people scour the internet for ... (more) 2008 Homeless World Cup (Bullshit alert)

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 12/8/2008posted this
Avery: How Not To Apologize
bostonsportsposters.com - 12/7/2008
Avery: How Not To Apologize
— bostonsportsposters.com — Seriously, public figures should start taking lessons on how to apologize correctly... (more) Avery: How Not To Apologize

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 12/7/2008posted this
Hockey Fever: Man Love, Douches and Little Kimmy Bauer…
bostonsportsposters.com - 12/4/2008
Hockey Fever: Man Love, Douches and Little Kimmy Bauer…
— bostonsportsposters.com — I mean sure it is obvious that Cuthbert is a serial hockey slut, and we all know... they run a close second to lacrostitutes in the “bang the entire team” field, but who cares, be a man. (more) Hockey Fever: Man Love, Douches and Little Kimmy Bauer…

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 12/4/2008posted this
I Guess I’m Moving To Montana
bostonsportsposters.com - 10/28/2008
I Guess I’m Moving To Montana
— bostonsportsposters.com — Well laugh no more! Montana has been redeemed and has now taken the lead as the most... progressive state in the union. That’s right kids, Montana has started a state run gambling game, much like our Keno, that is based on fantasy football. (more) I Guess I’m Moving To Montana

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 10/28/2008posted this
Another Title For Massachusetts!
bostonsportsposters.com - 10/23/2008
Another Title For Massachusetts!
— bostonsportsposters.com — Remember when I said a while back that at this point Massachusetts could probably win a war... with China. Well here we go again. William “Chopper” Young of Wellfleet has won the Guinness World Oyster Opening (shucking to you and I) Championships in Galway, Ireland. (more) Another Title For Massachusetts!

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 10/23/2008posted this
Ex-Cape Cod Leaguers/MLB All Star team
bostonsportsposters.com - 10/22/2008
Ex-Cape Cod Leaguers/MLB All Star team
— bostonsportsposters.com — Yes Tiny Danza has taken the privilege of assembling this year’s squad complete with yearend stats, line-up,... rotation, bullpen, bench, and one illustrious post-season award. Although only one of the fellows on this year’s squad are actually “locals” (Pena is from Haverhill via Dominica) they ... (more) Ex-Cape Cod Leaguers/MLB All Star team

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 10/22/2008posted this
Palin Kills Republicans Chances In Red Sox Nation
bostonsportsposters.com - 10/17/2008
Palin Kills Republicans Chances In Red Sox Nation
— bostonsportsposters.com — She is using voters sports loyalties to enhance her political rhetoric! (GASP!) This has gone to far.... (more) Palin Kills Republicans Chances In Red Sox Nation

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 10/17/2008posted this
Mark McGuire vs. Hannibal Smith vs. Cousin Eddie
bostonsportsposters.com - 10/1/2008
Mark McGuire vs. Hannibal Smith vs. Cousin Eddie
— bostonsportsposters.com — On this day three great (or once great) Americans were born. That’s right. Mark McGuire, George Peppard... and Randy Quaid all share October 1st as their day of birth. In celebration we are going to run a showdown poll to decide who would kick who’s ass. (more) Mark McGuire vs. Hannibal Smith vs. Cousin Eddie

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 10/1/2008posted this
My Last Manny Man Love Post (Part 1)
bostonsportsposters.com - 9/29/2008
My Last Manny Man Love Post (Part 1)
— bostonsportsposters.com — I am not saying Manny didn’t want to get traded, I am just saying that the story... we were getting was nothing more than Red Sox propaganda filtered by tabloid reporters. (more) My Last Manny Man Love Post (Part 1)

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Welcome To The Machine
bostonsportsposters.com - 9/26/2008
Welcome To The Machine
— bostonsportsposters.com — Earnest Hemingway once wrote in The Old Man and the Sea - “…Son never lose faith in... the Yankees.” Well fuck Hemingway! He ended up in Cuba anyway didn’t he? And fuck The Yankees! Their season, dynasty and crummy little “house” have all crumbled before our very eyes. (more) Welcome To The Machine

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 9/26/2008posted this
Troy Brown Retires (instant hero status)
bostonsportsposters.com - 9/25/2008
Troy Brown Retires (instant hero status)
— bostonsportsposters.com — Hero status is the least we can bestow on who I will forever refer to as The... Patriot. The man was the consumate team player, doing whatever was asked of him. Not only that but he did it with an ear to ear grin on his face. Troy didn’t need to play to the media or the fans, he was just who he was ... (more) Troy Brown Retires (instant hero status)

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 9/25/2008posted this
Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!
bostonsportsposters.com - 9/23/2008
Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!
— bostonsportsposters.com — A funny collection of quotes, fun facts and video of Boo Weekley. He has achieved hero status.... (more) Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 9/23/2008posted this
Brady Looked Good In Week One
bostonsportsposters.com - 9/9/2008
Brady Looked Good In Week One
— bostonsportsposters.com — The ramblings of a shell shocked Pats fan who is obviously in total denial: "He even seemed... to look a little bit different on the field, but that is when I realized that he must have ripped his jersey because he had to change into #16." (more) Brady Looked Good In Week One

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 9/9/2008posted this
Squirrel Does Phil Wellman Impersonation
bostonsportsposters.com - 9/5/2008
Squirrel Does Phil Wellman Impersonation
— bostonsportsposters.com — Remember the minor league manager that did the crawl to the mound/rosin bag grenade toss move? This... squirrel does a good impersonation. VIDEO (more) Squirrel Does Phil Wellman Impersonation

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 9/5/2008posted this
Lil’ Dusty Is My New Hero
bostonsportsposters.com - 9/3/2008
Lil’ Dusty Is My New Hero
— bostonsportsposters.com — Video of Dustin Pedroia saying Jerry Remy stunk, combined with a story of how much trash he... talks. Add that to his MVP season on the field and hero status is imminent. (more) Lil’ Dusty Is My New Hero

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 9/3/2008posted this
Who Are These Guys?
bostonsportsposters.com - 8/31/2008
Who Are These Guys?
— bostonsportsposters.com — The Red Sox are making the White Sox look like The Royals. In their last 5 games... they have outscored Chicago and the Spankees 37-10. It is just amazing how well they are hitting the ball right now, The most incredible part? They're doing it with this lineup... (more) Who Are These Guys?

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 8/31/2008posted this
This Country Is Going Soft (9 year old benched)
bostonsportsposters.com - 8/26/2008
This Country Is Going Soft (9 year old benched)
— bostonsportsposters.com — Ridiculous! We can not all be the same at everything and it is wrong to teach nine... year olds that it is okay to shun the exceptional. Get over it New Haven, your kids suck at baseball, and if you don't smarten up soon they are going to end up sucking at life too. (more) This Country Is Going Soft (9 year old benched)

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 8/26/2008posted this
bostonsportsposters.com - 8/22/2008
Beer Catch And Chug Guy (Was it worth it?)
— bostonsportsposters.com — We can clearly see in the 00:16 mark of the video that this dude’s beer is approximately... 96% full. This puts him well within range where we automatically have to review this. We will be using the standard equation of “Awesomeness of Act vs. Loss of Beer”. (more) Beer Catch And Chug Guy (Was it worth it?)

Comments vote down beantownie beantownie posted 8/22/2008posted this
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