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 Riots erupt at ESPN offices after someone inadvertently comments–"Someday Terrell Owens will retire."
Riots erupt at ESPN offices after someone inadvertently comments–"Someday Terrell Owens will ...
splog.nationallampoon.com — Pandemonium erupted this morning at the usually tranquil ESPN offices in Bristol, Connecticut, when an associate producer for ESPN's flagship "Sports Center" made a casual remark at the show's morning meeting that at some point "Terrell Owens was going to retire."
Riots erupt at ESPN offices after someone inadvertently ...
 When athletes fall for the oldest prank in the book
When athletes fall for the oldest prank in the book
splog.nationallampoon.com — What happens when an athlete is the first one asleep on the team bus? It means it is prank time. I give you a gallery of professional athletes who have fallen prey to the cruel, yet hilarious prank of getting their face drawn on with Sharpies.
When athletes fall for the oldest prank in the book
 Augusta National puts the "Child" back in "Child Labor"
Augusta National puts the "Child" back in "Child Labor"
splog.nationallampoon.com — Augusta National hires kids to caddy in an effort to save money at this year's Masters Tournament.
Augusta National puts the "Child" back in "Child Labor"
 Jay Cutler and Josh McDaniels talk of Matt Cassel, man tans, and Lionel Richie right before Jay quits the Broncos
Jay Cutler and Josh McDaniels talk of Matt Cassel, man tans, and Lionel Richie right before Jay ...
splog.nationallampoon.com — A transcript of the conversation that occurred between new Bronco coach Josh McDaniels and Jay Cutler that caused Cutler to quit. It starts with Matt Cassel, moves to the Craigslist ad that the coach used to try and get rid of Cutler, then to man tans, Lionel Richie and ends with Matthew Stafford.
Jay Cutler and Josh McDaniels talk of Matt Cassel, man ...
 Why Tom Brady getting married will save some guy a lot of pain
Why Tom Brady getting married will save some guy a lot of pain
splog.nationallampoon.com — See, if Gisele and Brady were to break-up, you'd figure Gisele's next boyfriend would have pretty big shoes to fill. But, what would be worse than being her new beau? That role would have be filled by being the ex-boyfriend of whoever it is Tom Brady decided to date next. And this is why...
Why Tom Brady getting married will save some guy a lot ...
 An epic Mets collapse in three easy pictures
An epic Mets collapse in three easy pictures
www.bluemonkeydiscoparty.com — The New York Mets have been a part of or had their hand in three of the most epic collapses in New York this year. Here are just three pictures that tell the entire story of those collapses.
An epic Mets collapse in three easy pictures
 The Adam Morrison Hollywood Mustache Matchup‏
The Adam Morrison Hollywood Mustache Matchup‏
splog.nationallampoon.com — Other than being an utter bust, Morrison is best known for his late 70’s era porn stache. Now, while the stache may have been the toast of the town in a place like Charlotte, it’s going to have to work pretty damn hard to be to be tops in a place like LA. Here's a look at some of his competition.
The Adam Morrison Hollywood Mustache Matchup‏
Phelps smoking pot should be the least of the drug concerns in pro sports
splog.nationallampoon.com — I think smoking weed will actually help Michael Phelp's reputation and this is why...
Phelps smoking pot should be the least of the drug ...
 Eddy Curry gets slapped with lawsuit (it’s the most exercise he’s gotten all year)
Eddy Curry gets slapped with lawsuit (it’s the most exercise he’s gotten all year)
splog.nationallampoon.com — Some other of sordid stories and accusations about Eddy Curry that you may not have heard, which were sent to me by police stations, teammates and fast food establishments all around this great country.
Eddy Curry gets slapped with lawsuit (it’s the most ...
 NFL Players Draw God
NFL Players Draw God
splog.nationallampoon.com — Last week, a video of Kurt Warner drawing his version of “God,” hit sports blogs all around the globe. I asked some other NFL stars to draw their own versions of God and Heaven for this article. For better or for worse, this is how some football players interpret God.
NFL Players Draw God
 A list of events that could sell more tickets than the 24 tickets sold for this year's Humanitarian Bowl‏
A list of events that could sell more tickets than the 24 tickets sold for this year's ...
splog.nationallampoon.com — Including everything from a kissing booth featuring Carrot Top and the Crypt Keeper to a Carlos Mencia stand-up special...ok, I lied about that last one.
A list of events that could sell more tickets than the ...
 The Last Strange Day of Plaxico Burress
The Last Strange Day of Plaxico Burress
splog.nationallampoon.com — Why won't Marvin Harrison go to the shooting range with me? Why do Raider players have it so good? Where do I hide this gun? The answers lie in a minute by minute account of Plax's last day as a New York Giant.
The Last Strange Day of Plaxico Burress
 Suggesting a bounty hunter to hurt Hines Ward...
Suggesting a bounty hunter to hurt Hines Ward...
bluemonkeydiscoparty.com — Earlier this week, Baltimore Defensive End Terrell Suggs let slip that the Raven's defensive unit has a "bounty" on the head of Hines Ward. If you really want to put out a bounty on someone, you should hire professionals to take care of it for you. Here are some bounty hunter options from ...
Suggesting a bounty hunter to hurt Hines Ward...
 'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase Declares Bankruptcy
'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase Declares Bankruptcy
bluemonkeydiscoparty.com — You know that the economic crap has hit the fan when The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase has to pawn his Million Dollar Belt for a bottle Night Train.
'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase Declares Bankruptcy
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