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whatzgonnahappen.com - 38 hours ago
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Oprah Winfrey here to tell you that prayer
and careful thought went into these week 11 NFL
picks. Oh yeah, I am quitting my show but not until I sell some more books...I’d like to offer a final gift. You get an NFL Pick! And you get an NFL Pick! And you get an NFL Pick! Everybody gets an NFL Pick!
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Oprah's Bookish Week 11 NFL Picks
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whatzgonnahappen.com - 9 days ago
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These week 10 NFL predictions lost their job.
Their greedy CEO cut their salary so he could
spend it on Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. These predictions never get a Blue Ribbon, proving that capitalism is unfair and extravagant. These week 10 NFL predictions hate The Man. The Man just burped.
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Unemployed Week 10 NFL Picks
whatzgonnahappen.com - 16 days ago
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Afghanistan is not like Vietnam. Afghanistan is more
like the Cleveland Browns. No one ever wins here.
Alexander the Great, the British, and the Russians couldn’t win here in Afghanistan. Chris Palmer, Butch Davis, and Romeo Crennel couldn’t win in Cleveland. Do you see the similarity?
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Hamid Karzai's Week 9 NFL Picks
whatzgonnahappen.com - 21 days ago
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I’ll give you candy when you show up
dressed up as a Cleveland Browns victory. That would
be unexpected, and quite a treat in this neighborhood. On the other hand, putting on a Brett Favre mask and wearing a different jersey every year does not qualify as a costume.
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Trick or Treat Week 8 NFL Picks
whatzgonnahappen.com - 28 days ago
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Help me! I just launched a balloon and
my Week 7 NFL predictions are in it! What
do you mean you don’t believe me?
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Balloon Boy's Pretend Week 7 NFL Picks
whatzgonnahappen.com - 10/14/2009
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These week 6 NFL predictions are in honor
of Rush Limbaugh’s bid to buy the St. Louis
Rams. This predictions column supports Limbaugh’s bid and hopes Michael Moore will quickly buy the Detroit Lions.
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Limbaugh's Rams Week 6 NFL Predictions
whatzgonnahappen.com - 10/10/2009
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I humbly accept the Nobel Prize for Week
5 NFL Predictions. I deserve this. The committee, in
its wisdom, recognized my tremendous accomplishment of predicting Cleveland Browns victories. If a guy in charge of two wars can win the Nobel Peace Prize, then I see no reason why my failure to accurately
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The Nobel Prize for Week 5 NFL Predictions
whatzgonnahappen.com - 10/2/2009
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MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD: I predict week 4 in the
NFL will be wiped off the map by one
name – Brett Favre.
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Week 4 NFL Picks From Iran
whatzgonnahappen.com - 9/22/2009
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ABBAS: I’ve heard that Art Modell is known
as “The Evil One.” OBAMA: That’s not true in
Baltimore. In Baltimore, The Evil One is Bob Irsay. NETANYAHU: Hearsay? ABBAS: I hear say that we should have peace every Sunday in the Middle East so we can watch the NFL without all that war racket ...
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Obama, Abbas & Netanyahu's Week 3 NFL Picks
whatzgonnahappen.com - 9/16/2009
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I asked Joe Wilson to watch a replay
of the game with Serena Williams and simply tell
me the truth. They screamed that the truth is full of ugly lies, so it must be true that the scoreboard operator lied. They yelled convincingly loud!...our non-American communist fascist loser President lies and...
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Glen Beck Presents Week 2 NFL Picks
whatzgonnahappen.com - 9/4/2009
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And so I say to you as you
continue to engage in the great struggle of our
time (well, your time… I’m currently taking a dirt nap), that universal health care, equality, and world peace probably aren’t gonna happen so pour yourself a cold one, like me, and let me tell you whatzgonnahappen.
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Ted Kennedy's 2009 Week 1 NFL Picks
whatzgonnahappen.com - 8/14/2009
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These 2009 NFL predictions are my angry guy
call to stop Obama’s evil plot to ruin America.
I won’t let Obama ruin America this NFL season like he did last year when he let the Pittsburgh Steelers become champions.
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Town Hall Angry Guy's 2009 NFL Picks
freecheezeburgerz.com - 7/3/2009
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In recent years many have argued that NASCAR
is missing rivalries, like in the fist-throwing old days.
And sure, who wouldn’t want to see that again. But let’s face it, Jimmie Johnson and Carl Edwards are not likely to have a backstretch brawl anytime soon.
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NASCAR Needs Joey Logano & The Northeast
cheeze.fanmonster.com - 6/22/2009
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It is not yet July and the Cleveland
Indians officially stink. Again. Except for one golden overspending
era when Cleveland actually rocked – coincidentally, the dawn of the steroid era, or am I the only one who noticed -, my favorite baseball team has existed essentially as a farm system ...
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The Farm System Known As The Cleveland Indians
whatzgonnahappen.com - 6/3/2009
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In a gift given only to me –
which I am now, like Moses, passing on to
you - I saw the final standings of the 2009 NFL season in a Tuesday morning jelly donut design. At that moment a voice in my head told me to write what I saw and eat the evidence, and then go forth and tell the world whatzgonnaha
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2009 NFL Predictions by Donuts
