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Zach Collaros: Old Enough To Party
Zach Collaros: Old Enough To Party
bootleggersports.com — Collaros gets a taste of prison life I think we can all agree that the alcohol restriction laws in this country are out of date and ridiculous, right? I mean, at 20 years old, you can serve your country, start a family, smoke, complete 75-percent of your passes for a dark horse national ... (more) Zach Collaros: Old Enough To Party
Foxy Friday Dump
bootleggersports.com — Sexiest ghost in the world. Well I’ll be damned. We weren’t the only people on the Internet to find these new Megan Fox pictures. Here are a bunch more. But in these she has her leg hiked up and is only wearing panties. If you’re reading this sentence following that ... (more) Foxy Friday Dump
Breaking News: Yale is Different Than Nebraska
bootleggersports.com — Though this mouth-breather does resemble a former United States President and Yale graduate... Boston.com often times has insightful and interesting stories. This is not one of those times. It is not necessary to point out that Nebraska is different than Yale. Anyone impressed by hearing ... (more) Breaking News: Yale is Different Than Nebraska
Thexthy Thurthday Dump
Thexthy Thurthday Dump
bootleggersports.com — Women: Putting way too much effort into making me blow in my pants Russian figure skaters apparently take everything to the extreme. Stealing a car: What’s the fun in that? Unless you’re going get really drunk first. Then drive it around. In a country you’ve never been ... (more) Thexthy Thurthday Dump
Anti-Feminism is Always To Blame
Anti-Feminism is Always To Blame
bootleggersports.com — I’ve often used this space to poke fun at athletes who have lost control and done something stupid. But, in all fairness, we’ve all made mistakes and no one should be ostracized for something that happens in the heat of a competition. With that said, did you all see that ... (more) Anti-Feminism is Always To Blame
Wednesday Line-O-Butts Dump
Wednesday Line-O-Butts Dump
bootleggersports.com — For once, I'll follow the directions written on the back. Want to see a pervy photo galary of a sexy pole vaulter? That’s what I thought. And there’s voting or something, if you’re into reading words and stuff. <totalprosports> Best Jesus Fish decal ... (more) Wednesday Line-O-Butts Dump

Brock Lesnar’s Only Weakness Revealed
Brock Lesnar’s Only Weakness Revealed
bootleggersports.com — I almost posted a Brock Lesnar picture...thank me later A friend of mine claims he would fight Brock Lesnar. ’So what’ you might be saying, ‘lots of people aren’t scared to die.’ But this fellow actually thinks he could survive and hold his own. I’m ... (more) Brock Lesnar’s Only Weakness Revealed
Tiny Tuesday Maid Dump
Tiny Tuesday Maid Dump
bootleggersports.com — My cleaning lady is a 230 lb. bearded ginger guy. I'm doing something wrong. Terry Bradshaw guaranteed a Steelers win over Cincinnati this weekend. Was kind of dicky about it. So a tribute video was made for him. If I didn’t know better I’d suspect this video was made by a ... (more) Tiny Tuesday Maid Dump
Maurice Jones-Drew’s Fantasy Team Sucks
Maurice Jones-Drew’s Fantasy Team Sucks
bootleggersports.com — 'You're welcome everyone playing against me' The Jacksonville Jaguars trailed the Jets by one point with time winding down and the ball inside the New York five. Maurice Jones-Drew was called upon to take the ball and win the game. Not by scoring a touchdown, of course. That would be ... (more) Maurice Jones-Drew’s Fantasy Team Sucks
The Warriors Really Wanted Capt. Jack Gone
The Warriors Really Wanted Capt. Jack Gone
bootleggersports.com — You can stop holding your breath. You've been traded. Stephen Jackson and his now former coach Don Nelson stopped getting along a while back. It’s strange to think that Jackson wore out his welcome considering that on paper, he’s a perfect fit for Nellie’s offense. If ... (more) The Warriors Really Wanted Capt. Jack Gone
Mondays are F*cking Terrible Dump
Mondays are F*cking Terrible Dump
bootleggersports.com — Vodka and Teddy Bears. Sounds like a recipe for pedophilia... Game Day Signs and screen caps. These come out of Texas, so don’t expect a whole lot of clever. I’m just surprised that as many are spelled correctly as there are. <thatfan> Hot women wearing MLB get-up.  ... (more) Mondays are F*cking Terrible Dump
LeBron To Honor Jordan By Not Honoring Him
LeBron To Honor Jordan By Not Honoring Him
bootleggersports.com — If LeBron really wanted to honor his area code, he'd refuse to wear it. LeBron James has some crazy ideas and is it just me or should he not be allowed to talk? He had a disastrous off-season from a PR standpoint, what with his refusal to shake hands and talk with the media after being ... (more) LeBron To Honor Jordan By Not Honoring Him
Friday the 13th Dump
Friday the 13th Dump
bootleggersports.com — I've had dogs give me that same look when they catch me doing this. Here an excited beaver sprays a woman right in the face. You know, there is no way to write this headline that doesn’t make it sound like porn. Anchor woman gets beaver juice in mouth. See? <CBS> Manny ... (more) Friday the 13th Dump

Jamal Lewis Wants Whatever’s Easiest
Jamal Lewis Wants Whatever’s Easiest
bootleggersports.com — Nothing can keep Jamal away from the catering table Cleveland Browns running back Jamal Lewis says he plans to retire at the end of the season. But, he’d like to go out on a high note and win some games…as long as it doesn’t take too much effort. Lewis took an ... (more) Jamal Lewis Wants Whatever’s Easiest
Thursday Skirt-Day Dump
Thursday Skirt-Day Dump
bootleggersports.com — Had I known about this I might have been in favor of school uniforms If not the most inspired site of all time, certainly one of them. Here I was, living my shitty life day by shitty day, thinking everything was just fine. Never knowing that Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers was out there.  ... (more) Thursday Skirt-Day Dump

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