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chimprage

DC blogger of the wide world of sports. Disgruntled employee by day, blogger by night.

Web Site: Deuce of Davenport

Claimed Blog: Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos

Games: 2008 NBA Playoffs Pick'em, 2007 NBA Playoffs Pick'em, 17 Games

BallHype Member since May 8, 2007

Chimp's NFL Week 11 Pick Em
Chimp's NFL Week 11 Pick Em
deuceofdavenport.com — Last week we were a disappointing 7-8, although I should've been 8-7 since I would've picked Jacksonville had I known MJD was going to play, but that is the pitfalls in making your picks on Friday morning, so I'll stick with the 7-8. Although you know, and I know, what the real play was there. ... (more) Chimp's NFL Week 11 Pick Em
Apparently Katy Perry's Assets Are Worth More Than Iceland's
Apparently Katy Perry's Assets Are Worth More Than Iceland's
deuceofdavenport.com — West Ham should thank Russell Brand for choosing Katy Perry to service his needs at the present time. They may be able to pull themselves out of massive debt thanks to her assets. Icelandic millionaires came in and tried to save the team but their country's economy tanked and so did the team's ... (more) Apparently Katy Perry's Assets Are Worth More Than Iceland's
Bengals' Cheerleader Proves Age Aint Nuthin But A Number
Bengals' Cheerleader Proves Age Aint Nuthin But A Number
deuceofdavenport.com — This lady here? Her name is Laura Vikmanis. She is a Ben-Gal, a Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader . She is also the oldest cheerleader in the NFL at 41 years old. That's right. 41. Basically, the Bengals have hired Stiffler's mom to dance for them. MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF! She's got 2 kid, ... (more) Bengals' Cheerleader Proves Age Aint Nuthin But A Number
Black College Football: The Video Game Experience!
Black College Football: The Video Game Experience!
deuceofdavenport.com — How many people knew this game existed? I certainly didn't. I'm not at all opposed to a video game concentrating on historically black colleges football programs, the more exposure the better, no what I am opposed to is how shotty this game is...and by all accounts it is horrrrrible . The ... (more) Black College Football: The Video Game Experience!
Figure Skaters Gone Wild
Figure Skaters Gone Wild
deuceofdavenport.com — Brian Boitano has a cooking show on Food Network. Let that marinate for a moment. I should be angry but I'm not. These are the same clowns that forced Rachel Ray and Guy Fieri on us without so much as an apology. I refuse to accept that Boitano deserves his own cooking show but at least he's ... (more) Figure Skaters Gone Wild
Jason Maxiell Shows Anderson Varejao How To Not Get Posterized
Jason Maxiell Shows Anderson Varejao How To Not Get Posterized
deuceofdavenport.com — Dwyane Wade made Anderson Varejao look like Frederic Weis when he dunked on him and his whole family last week. They felt that down in Santa Teresa. The Lakers' Shannon Brown tried to come with the thunder on the Pistons' Jason Maxiell and well... That is how you maintain your dignity and ... (more) Jason Maxiell Shows Anderson Varejao How To Not Get ...
Aw That's A Brazilian Shower?
Aw That's A Brazilian Shower?
deuceofdavenport.com — It's not every day that a Brazilian Shower video turns up in your mailbox. There was no way we were going to look it when we first got it. "Aw what's in the box?? What's in the fucking box??" It wasn't too long ago that the rainbow country brought us the horror of 2 Girls, 1 Cup. We weren't ... (more) Aw That's A Brazilian Shower?
Run Dennis Run: The Worm Pulls A Drink And Dash Fail
Run Dennis Run: The Worm Pulls A Drink And Dash Fail
deuceofdavenport.com — There was a guy we knew in Washington DC who was infamous for going to bars with expired credit cards, running up tabs and breaking out on them. It got to the point where no one wanted to be around him because you never knew when he was going to get thrown out, punched for saying something ... (more) Run Dennis Run: The Worm Pulls A Drink And Dash Fail
By The Middle Of November When The Pregnancy Starts In His Horse's Placenta, Robert Van Persie's Gone Til December
By The Middle Of November When The Pregnancy Starts In His Horse's Placenta, Robert Van Persie's ...
deuceofdavenport.com — Some Chinese healers say the first piss of the morning heals black toe nails. Bull penis is also considered to be an aphrodisiac. Footballers have relied on injury treatments involving goat's blood and Viagra in the past. A horse's placenta? Why the hell not? Arsenal and Netherlands striker ... (more) By The Middle Of November When The Pregnancy Starts In ...
Chimp's NFL Week 10 Pick Em
Chimp's NFL Week 10 Pick Em
deuceofdavenport.com — Well last week was pretty freakin average. We went 7-6, although truthfully, I would've changed my Indy -9 pick as I found out about their injuries on their D later in the week, but ya can't cry over spilled milk. We were perfect on the Locks of the Week and Upset Specials making our records ... (more) Chimp's NFL Week 10 Pick Em
Chimp's NFL Week 10 Thursday Night Football Game Edition Pick Em
Chimp's NFL Week 10 Thursday Night Football Game Edition Pick Em
deuceofdavenport.com — Normally I don't do any picks until Friday morning, but since there is a game tonight, I am going to pick just tonight's game and give you the rest of the picks in the morning. So on to the picks. As always, all lines are from TheGreek. Hot cheerleader is Janelle from the Jetstar Gold Coast ... (more) Chimp's NFL Week 10 Thursday Night Football Game Edition ...
Ron Artest Is A Boxing Fan...No One Is Surprised By This
Ron Artest Is A Boxing Fan...No One Is Surprised By This
deuceofdavenport.com — Ron Artest stopped by Manny Pacquiao's sparing session the other day and offered up his thoughts on the upcoming Pacquiao/Cotto fight to the LA Times. Shocker that Artest is a fan of fighting huh? I never would've thought that . He's even gonna try to fit the fight into his busy work ... (more) Ron Artest Is A Boxing Fan...No One Is Surprised By This
Entirely Useless Nikes Look Really Cool
Entirely Useless Nikes Look Really Cool
deuceofdavenport.com — So junk artist Gabriel Dishaw loves his art and he loves his Nikes. So he decided to mix the two together to make some pretty sweet looking junk art replicas of some classic Nike kicks like the one above and below. Can you get a better name than Frankenstein Terminators inspired by the Nike ... (more) Entirely Useless Nikes Look Really Cool
Raiders' Defensive Back Proves Al Davis Isnt The Only One Out Of Touch With Reality
Raiders' Defensive Back Proves Al Davis Isnt The Only One Out Of Touch With Reality
deuceofdavenport.com — The "other" Chris Johnson, a defensive back on the Raiders, said yesterday that the Raiders could go 8-0 in the 2nd half of the NFL season and finish up the year at 10-6. Wow. There actually might be one person in Oakland that is more out of touch with reality than Al Davis, who would've ... (more) Raiders' Defensive Back Proves Al Davis Isnt The Only ...
Did Malcolm X Die So Mancunians Can Walk Around Like Chumps
Did Malcolm X Die So Mancunians Can Walk Around Like Chumps
deuceofdavenport.com — First Oasis breaks up and now this. Remember how down Marcus was when Jacqueline played him in Boomerang? The people of Manchester must feel the same way. Times are ill on the blue side of Manchester these days. Oasis breaks up, Man City's playing like a mid-table team and now Ricky Hatton has ... (more) Did Malcolm X Die So Mancunians Can Walk Around Like Chumps
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