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ckstevenson

ckstevenson

Web Site: http://ckstevenson.blogspot.com/

BallHype Member since June 14, 2007

Maybe now "day-to-day" won't mean "trip to the DL" in 2009.
Maybe now "day-to-day" won't mean "trip to the DL" in 2009.
nationalsenquirer.com — Somewhere, tears are being shed by Chad Cordero's shoulder, Elijah Dukes' calf, Wily Mo Pena's shoulder, Nick Johnson's wrist, Ryan Zimmerman's shoulder, Ronnie Belliard's finger, and every other "day-to-day" diagnosis that turned into an extended trip to the DL. (more) Maybe now "day-to-day" won't mean "trip to the DL" in 2009.
DMITRI YOUNG CELEBRATES $1.00 HOT DOG NIGHT IN STYLE
DMITRI YOUNG CELEBRATES $1.00 HOT DOG NIGHT IN STYLE
nationalsenquirer.com — Dmitri Young, on rehab assignment with the Vermont Lake Monsters, celebrated a $1.00 Hot Dog Night promotion in style at Centennial field in Burlington, VT last night, going 2-for-3 with a double and RBI. What luck! Who knew the second prong would involve hot dogs? (more) DMITRI YOUNG CELEBRATES $1.00 HOT DOG NIGHT IN STYLE
Spin, etc.
Spin, etc.
nationalsenquirer.com — Well, if Jimbo says it was all just a misunderstanding, it must be true! You gotta love the "explanation" of last night's big dust up on Nationals dot com, from the mouths of "baseball sources". This much we know: Dukes is in the lineup tonight. Does he get drilled in his first or second at bat? (more) Spin, etc.
TROUBLE IN PARADISE: Manny Acta vs. Elijah Dukes
TROUBLE IN PARADISE: Manny Acta vs. Elijah Dukes
nationalsenquirer.com — Manny and Elijah Dukes got into a screaming match (and had to be separated) in the dugout moments after Lastings Milledge's (game winning) eighth-inning HR. Worst of all, Dukes showed up his manager by faking the high-five and dropping his hand as he approached Acta in the post-game celebration on the field. Ugly. So, what the hell happened? Will they kiss and make up??? (more) TROUBLE IN PARADISE: Manny Acta vs. Elijah Dukes
ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE! “ENRAGED” ANGELOS BEATS NATS' MASCOTS
ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE! “ENRAGED” ANGELOS BEATS NATS' MASCOTS
nationalsenquirer.com — According to sources with no knowledge of the situation, enraged Orioles owner Angelos (reportedly foaming at the mouth) broke up a Nationals promotion yesterday at the Inner Harbor in downtown Baltimore, allegedly "punching and kicking, repeatedly" Nationals' mascot Screech and several Racing Presidents. "He was like a rabid dog," our sources tell us. Angelos unavailable for comment. (more) ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE! “ENRAGED” ANGELOS BEATS NATS' MASCOTS
FLORES PARA LOS METOS!
FLORES PARA LOS METOS!
nationalsenquirer.com — Great "Streetcar Named Desire" reference. Freshly minted WaPo Nats' beat writer Chico Harlan vaults to the lead for "1st Annual Nationals Enquirer Award for Creepiest Opening Paragraph in a Baseball Story (mainstream media)": "Three hours before the Washington Nationals played their 41st game of the season, Manager Manny Acta lathered his head in a rich foam -- a temporary helmet of white. (more) FLORES PARA LOS METOS!
Austin Just in Time
Austin Just in Time
nationalsenquirer.com — Austin Kearns gets a hit, the Nats win, it's a mad mad world! (more) Austin Just in Time
Enquirer Exclusive! "Super Flush" a bust?
Enquirer Exclusive! "Super Flush" a bust?
nationalsenquirer.com — 35 Days and Counting until Opening Night! According to sources with no knowledge of the situation, a so-so performance during Operation Super Flush (a stress test of the plumbing at the New Stadium) has led the organization to scrap plans for over 500 urinals and toilets. Plan B? Two port-a-potties (pictured above) "strategically placed" "throughout" the stadium. (more) Enquirer Exclusive! "Super Flush" a bust?
Exclusive Footage of Moss practing his "bend and snap"
ckstevenson.blogspot.com — Look for Tom Brady to jump into the mix too: Somehow NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell didn't manage to destroy this video (too bad?). (more) Exclusive Footage of Moss practing his "bend and snap"
Moss bends and snaps to a loss
Moss bends and snaps to a loss
ckstevenson.blogspot.com — What the heck was with his taunting post-TD? I said he looked like Reece Witherspoon in "Legally Blonde" with the "bend and snap". (more) Moss bends and snaps to a loss
MD get the Gist of winning
MD get the Gist of winning
ckstevenson.blogspot.com — YES!!! How do you spell win? "UNC" it is! And I LOVED all the Tarheel crying after the loss. That was the cherry on top of it all. (more) MD get the Gist of winning
Bowie, Maryland
ckstevenson.blogspot.com — Greivis Vasquez surely wins the "Hamburger Helper" boxscore stuffer award tonight (22pts, 6 boards, 8 assists, 2 steals), but it was Adrian Bowie who was the real difference maker. Nothing that says "WOW!" in his stats, but the power of his performance was the spark he provided in the second half. (more) Bowie, Maryland
Help us now, Jessica Simpson, in our Redskins time of need
Help us now, Jessica Simpson, in our Redskins time of need
ckstevenson.blogspot.com — Dear Jessica, I've never asked you for much, but if you can help me out on this one little issue, it'd sure be super duper. If you and your big ... hair, can please give Mr. Romo a telephone call before the game that'd be great. Or heck, why not even just show up to the game unannounced to wish him well? The Redskins are struggling, so we can really use the help. (more) Help us now, Jessica Simpson, in our Redskins time of need
Lo Blow!
Lo Blow!
nationalsenquirer.com — Lo Duca, HGH, red tape, politicians. It's Nats-tastic! (more) Lo Blow!
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