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These Initials Totally Stink AKA T.I.T.S. doesn't care about the ratings initials of movies and television, such as NC-17 or TV-MA, but rather the quality of the movie or program. Feel the power of T.I.T.S. as we give our critique of these two entertainment mediums and all of its peripherals, such as celebrity, scandal, and public humiliation. Also expect a heaping dose of pop culture analysis and bashing.

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BallHype Member since April 21, 2007

How Will The New Jersey Nets Do In 2009-10?
How Will The New Jersey Nets Do In 2009-10?
barkleysmouth.com — Obviously the biggest move during the offseason is trading away Vince Carter and Ryan Anderson to the Orlando Magic in exchange for Courtney Lee, Rafer Alston, and Tony Battie. Carter, who spent over four seasons with the Nets, was in decline the past few seasons and did not fit the Nets plans... (more) How Will The New Jersey Nets Do In 2009-10?
Can Monta Ellis and Stephen Curry Start In The Same Backcourt?
Can Monta Ellis and Stephen Curry Start In The Same Backcourt?
barkleysmouth.com — Essentially, both are shooting guards, but possess height (6'3") more ideal for playing the point guard position. Ellis has overcome his lack of height to play the two in the NBA thanks in part to the Golden State run and gun offense... (more) Can Monta Ellis and Stephen Curry Start In The Same ...
Is Kevin Durant A Superstar?
Is Kevin Durant A Superstar?
barkleysmouth.com — Here's what we know - Durant just turned 21-years-old yesterday, is 6'9", has a ridiculously long 7'5" wingspan, a pleasant demanor, as well as a non-pleasant one on the court as he wrecked opponents for 25.3 points per game in only his second season in the league last season. (more) Is Kevin Durant A Superstar?
Can LeBron James And Shaquille O'Neal Co-Exist?
Can LeBron James And Shaquille O'Neal Co-Exist?
barkleysmouth.com — These are the main differences between LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal. The question now is, will these differences get in the way of the Cleveland Cavaliers winning that elusive championship title that the city, and mostly LeBron craves? (more) Can LeBron James And Shaquille O'Neal Co-Exist?
Can The Los Angeles Clippers Make A Big Jump This Season?
Can The Los Angeles Clippers Make A Big Jump This Season?
barkleysmouth.com — The Los Angeles Clippers have the talent to be really good, even out in the loaded Western Conference. Call it a curse, a series of unfortunate events, or the fumbling around by owner Donald Sterling - the Clippers cannot be consistently good. Consistently bad, however, is another story. (more) Can The Los Angeles Clippers Make A Big Jump This Season?
Kung Fu Fighting For A Starring Role
Kung Fu Fighting For A Starring Role
slamonline.com — Jonny Flynn must be feeling like he’s starring in a big budget Hollywood action movie. Only, he doesn’t win every fight he’s in. Or get in a bind because it was his fault, but his partner’s doing. Or, worse yet, he doesn’t get the girl. Basically, Flynn is Jackie Chan in those Rush Hour movies. (more) Kung Fu Fighting For A Starring Role
How Will Allen Iverson Affect The Young Grizzly Cubs?
How Will Allen Iverson Affect The Young Grizzly Cubs?
barkleysmouth.com — It just might be the end of development for the trio of cubbies known as Mike Conley, Rudy Gay, and O.J. Mayo. Am I exaggerating? Maybe. But can you see where this might be possible? Definitely. (more) How Will Allen Iverson Affect The Young Grizzly Cubs?
Dirk Nowitzki Is Off The Hook!
Dirk Nowitzki Is Off The Hook!
barkleysmouth.com — It was recently revealed that Dallas Mavericks forward, Dirk Nowitzki, is not expecting a baby with ex-fiancee, Cristal Taylor... she's not pregnant! However, she is incarcerated. If this isn't Maury Povich-worthy, I don't know what is. (more) Dirk Nowitzki Is Off The Hook!
Ricky Rubio Is A Set Of Beef Curtains
Ricky Rubio Is A Set Of Beef Curtains
barkleysmouth.com — Ricky Rubio needs to be called out on some vaginal shiznit. I actually feel bad for Minnesota Timberwolves decision-maker, David Kahn, because he tried his damndest to get Rubio in the NBA, Rubio's so-called number one goal. (more) Ricky Rubio Is A Set Of Beef Curtains
The NBA All-Under 25 Teams
The NBA All-Under 25 Teams
barkleysmouth.com — There’s nothing wrong with trying to catch on to something exciting when it’s on the come-up. So, with that in mind, don’t expect to see the likes of Shaquille O’Neal, Steve Nash, or P.J. Brown in the below list of players under 25 years of age making their marks in the NBA right now! (more) The NBA All-Under 25 Teams
Top 5 Reasons No One Wants Quentin Richardson
Top 5 Reasons No One Wants Quentin Richardson
barkleysmouth.com — Once again, Quentin Richardson was traded during this 2009 NBA offseason, marking the fourth time the transaction list has included Richardson in a trade, which confirms one thing: No one wants Quentin Richardson! (more) Top 5 Reasons No One Wants Quentin Richardson
Reggie Miller Is Straight Pimpin'... Sorta
Reggie Miller Is Straight Pimpin'... Sorta
barkleysmouth.com — Wait, did I say Reggie was a pimp? Yeah, I know it's hard to see it with his ears sticking out like they're scared of the side of his head and that dumb tattoo around his belly button that he has to be regretting (see to the left), but buy my premise of pimpage. (more) Reggie Miller Is Straight Pimpin'... Sorta
Will Kurt Rambis Get The Last Laugh?
Will Kurt Rambis Get The Last Laugh?
barkleysmouth.com — It's taken the T-Wolves decision-makers, David Kahn and Glen Taylor, some time to replace former T-Wolves heartthrob, Kevin McHale, but with Rambis coming on board the train that goes, "AH-AH-AWOOO!" can he get a bit of revenge versus Kevin McHale? (more) Will Kurt Rambis Get The Last Laugh?
Say It Ain't So, Shard... Actually, I Don't Care Anymore
Say It Ain't So, Shard... Actually, I Don't Care Anymore
barkleysmouth.com — ... there's a ton of ways to look at this Shard situation and all of them would be valid to some degree, but how would you objectively judge what's indubitably right? So, I think I'll just not care anymore. (more) Say It Ain't So, Shard... Actually, I Don't Care Anymore

How Does Allen Iverson Not Have A Job?
How Does Allen Iverson Not Have A Job?
barkleysmouth.com — C'mon, this is one of the greatest (top 30? 50?) players that ever played the game! Sure he doesn't want to come off the bench, but he's sort of earned that swagger, which doesn't translate well in a team game, but still! (more) How Does Allen Iverson Not Have A Job?
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